(umfanekiso: Inkampani ye-Weinstein)
Ukuba ufana nam, mhlawumbi ujonga umlo ongapheliyo kunyulo lwe-2020 kwaye uyaqonda ukuba, esiphelweni, sonke siyakuba neminyaka engama-50 kwisithuba esingaphantsi kwesinye. Ukudinwa kwam nyhani, ndize nesisombululo kwingxaki yokukhetha umongameli: Sinabo bonke abagqatswa abakhoyo ngoku (uDonald Trump ubandakanyiwe) ukuba bakhwele kuloliwe, á la Umkhenkce , kwaye nabani na osindayo kwimoto nganye ngumongameli.
Umboniso bhanyabhanya kaBong Joon-ho ka-2013 wenzeka ngexesha le-apocalypse ebangelwa yimozulu. Abantu abaphilayo kuphela abalekele kuloliwe obizwa ngokuba yiSnowpiercercer kwaye bohlulwe ngodidi. Ii-Tailies, ezihlala ngomsila kaloliwe, ziphathwa kakubi kakhulu kwaye, ngeenjongo zokumisa lo mzabalazo, uC Curtis (Chris Evans) uceba ukuthatha uloliwe nomhlobo wakhe, u-Edgar (Jamie Bell). Kwiminyaka elishumi elinesixhenxe, ii-tailies bezisitya iincukuthu kwaye zisokola ukuphila ukuze izityebi zihlale zingaphezulu kwazo.
Kwimuvi, uC Curtis ufumanisa imeko-bume kuloliwe lowo, ngokuyintloko, abagcina bephila bonke, kwaye uloliwe wayakhelwe ukugcina ubomi nangona bengenakuphuma baye kwilizwe lokwenyani. Ngemoto nganye entsha kuza umqobo omtsha, kwaye ngaphakathi komnye nomnye, umntu kwiqela likaCurtis uthanda ukufa. Ekupheleni koololiwe, uCurtis uyaqonda ukuba lo mvukelo awayecinga ukuba uyakhokela wawucetywe nguWilford (Ed Harris) ukuze akwazi ukuwudlulisa umsebenzi wokuqhuba uloliwe aye eCurtis.
Kukho imixholo emnyama kulo lonke ibali, njengoCurtis otye abantu ukuze baphile, kodwa ngenjongo ye-pitch yam, yiyo yonke into ekufuneka uyazi.
Akukho mntu kufuneka afe njengefilimu kwaye akukho nto imbi Kuya kufuneka yenzekile (le iyaxoxisana nge-tbh), kodwa kuya kubakho imisebenzi (ikakhulu ekufuneka yenziwe ngumongameli kwaye ayiphendule ngaphandle kokuma), kwaye nabani na ohamba ngempumelelo kuloliwe, angadlulela kwimoto yokugqibela.
Okwangoku, wonke umntu uyakhala malunga nokuba ngubani omxhasayo kwaye le cacophony yesandi, kum, ivakalelwa ngathi lixesha lomculo apho umntu eza kukhwaza, YIMA, kwaye ungene kule ballad intle malunga nokuba bafuna ntoni ukuthandwa. SO, isisombululo silula: Sika konke ukuphikisana kwaye uyikhuphele ngaphandle kuloliwe, kwaye nabani na ophela kwimoto yokugqibela ephumelele.
Ndiyazi ukuba oku kuthetha ukuba kunokubakho abagqatswa abaninzi abade baye esiphelweni! Ewe, zihlobo, kulapho thina bantu singena khona: Siyavota, yiyo loo nto.
Nantsi ingqiqo yam: Akukho ndlela yokuba uDonald Trump asinde kule meko. (Kwakhona, akukho mntu uzakufa, kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo uya kusilela kwimoto yokuqala ukuze sonke.) Kodwa kananjalo, ukuba ngaba ubabeka abaviwa kuvavanyo kwaye ubaphathe ngendlela engqongqo yoqeqesho (ngelixa uhamba isantya esikhawulezayo), emva koko sinokuba nombono wento eza kwenziwa ngumongameli kanye e-ofisini.
Ngaba ndihlala le nto kuba ndiyazi ukuba oyena mntu unokufikelela esiphelweni ngu-Elizabeth Warren? Ngokufanelekileyo, kodwa kukho abanye abanokuthi bamnike imali yakhe de kuye esiphelweni. Kodwa imoto yokugqibela, apho uChris Evans waqhekeza khona ekhala kwaye wavuma ukuba uyakuthanda ukutya iintsana, uya kuzaphula zombini, kwaye ke uWarren anganyuka aye ku-Ed Harris athathe isithsaba.
Ndiyonwaba, kodwa okwangoku, kuninzi okungxolayo omnye komnye ngokungathi siza kubanjiswa kule loop ngalo lonke ixesha. Uyazi, kakhulu uloliwe ukusuka Umkhenkce . Ke… kutheni ungazonwabisi, ngoko?
(umfanekiso: Inkampani ye-Weinstein)
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