Yonke into ngoku, isenzo sendalo sikaTwitter sisikhumbuza ukuba izinto ezintle zisenokuvela kwiindawo zethu zokunyathela i-Intanethi. Injalo imeko ngentambo yentsholongwane evela kumbhali UAlex Arrelia , apho iArrelia ngokungxamisekileyo — kwaye ngokuhlekisayo — ithatha indawo kaJ. Abalinganiswa bakaTolkien phantsi kwesihloko esithi Amadoda oMhlaba oPhakathi njengamaqabane amabi amabi awonakalisile ubomi bakho.
Yicumze. Ndiyayenza: Amadoda oMhlaba oPhakathi njengamakhwenkwe amabi amabi awonakalisile ubomi bakho:
-Alex Arrelia (@AlexArrelia) Ngomhla we-12, 2020
Konke oku kumnandi, kodwa ubuqaqawuli bomsonto bukulwazi oluxubeneyo lwabalinganiswa beTolkien kunye nobume bomntu. Ezi ilebhile ziqhotyoshelwe kumaqhawe akuMbindi womhlaba kunye nabahlali kunye nee-Ents zisebenza kakuhle kuba zidlala kutyekelo lwabalinganiswa ecaleni kweentlobo zanamhlanje ezaziwayo esinokudibana nazo (okanye zomhla). I-Arrelia yayinobubele ngokwaneleyo ukuba isinike imvume yokubonisa umsonto apha, ke masambe ngqo kwesi sidlo sakusasa esimnandi sesibini:
Aragorn
-Unengxowa-mali yetrasti, ikucela ukuba wahlule isidlo sangokuhlwa nangona kunjalo kuba uqhawukile
- inkwenkwe embi ukujamelana noxanduva kwakushushu, ngoku kuyacaphukisa
- ishampu ayilunganga kwizinwele zakho pic.twitter.com/i8NaEsQUF5-Alex Arrelia (@AlexArrelia) Ngomhla we-12, 2020
Sam:
-Uthande nyhani, kodwa ukuba awuthumeli myalezo uyanyibilika
-Ayikuvumeli ukuba uthenge imveliso engeyiyo yendalo
- umhlobo wakhe osenyongweni ngumhlobo wakho osenyongweni, ulivili lesithathu kuyo yonke imihla yakho pic.twitter.com/tZ5jaHOOok-Alex Arrelia (@AlexArrelia) Ngomhla we-12, 2020
IiLegolas:
- ngekhe uxelele nabani na othandana naye ukuze akwazi ukugcina iinketho zakhe zivulekile
-Iba iimveliso zeenwele zakho
-Khalaza xa ebona amantombazana enxibe iti kaTrasher pic.twitter.com/wLiE1i4OUU-Alex Arrelia (@AlexArrelia) Ngomhla we-12, 2020
Gimli:
- bekumnandi kodwa awusoze uphinde uphume endlwini
- ukuba uthetha ngexesha lomdlalo webhola ufile kuye
- usapho olukhulu olungayi kuyeka ukubuza ukuba uza kuba nabantwana nini pic.twitter.com/AAmF2qKQhB-Alex Arrelia (@AlexArrelia) Ngomhla we-12, 2020
UEomer:
-Usela kuphela ubhiya wobugcisa kwaye akazukuvala malunga nawo
-Udidekile ngokudibanisa nokuba nobuntu
-Ayikho kangako isoka njengempazamo eshushu oqhubeka ukuyenza iphindaphindeka kwaye iphindaphindwe… pic.twitter.com/AcOvxfuCxh-Alex Arrelia (@AlexArrelia) Ngomhla we-12, 2020
Faramir:
- umthwalo ongaphezulu kwegumbi elingaphezulu le-747
- uswiti ngenene kodwa akanako ukudibana
-Yonke into yokwabelana ngesondo nge-vanilla iqala ukudika ngokwenene pic.twitter.com/e5jUMO0n5X-Alex Arrelia (@AlexArrelia) Ngomhla we-12, 2020
Vuya
-Gqibezela ukutshisa
-Ibhanti iyonwabisa kuphela de ube ufumanisa ukuba ubudlelwane bakho busekwe kwinkcaso
-Uza kukufaka engxakini enkulu ngenye imini pic.twitter.com/FRNvTCctdf-Alex Arrelia (@AlexArrelia) Ngomhla we-12, 2020
IPippin
- icala eliyimfihlo lobugcisa alunakwenzela into ayihlekisayo ngayo
- emiqolombeni kwangoko kuxinzelelo loontanga
- ngekhe umshiye engagadwanga okomzuzwana pic.twitter.com/bScmy2mSoN-Alex Arrelia (@AlexArrelia) Ngomhla we-12, 2020
IBoromir
- indibaniselwano eyoyikekayo yokujongela phantsi kunye nobuthathaka obuthathaka
- zange waliva igama elithi hayi
- ngokwenene, ucinga ukuba ukutshata kuya kulungisa iingxaki zakho zobudlelwane? pic.twitter.com/gXKTudqRsx-Alex Arrelia (@AlexArrelia) Ngomhla we-12, 2020
Frodo:
- i-schtick ene-doe iyadinwa
-Ukugqibezela ukubeka ongazange wasebenza usuku ebomini bakhe
-Uqikelelo lobungangamsha bokuziphatha kwakhe ngandlela thile alunakushukunyiswa kwaye alufunyanwanga ngokupheleleyo pic.twitter.com/u71R2yw8TM-Alex Arrelia (@AlexArrelia) Ngomhla we-12, 2020
Gandalf:
- iziporho kuwe kanye xa umfuna kakhulu
-Nokuba kwinqanaba le-crappy prog rock band, uhlala ezihlaziya
- ukhula oluqhelekileyo pic.twitter.com/xsHOcwk2b5-Alex Arrelia (@AlexArrelia) Ngomhla we-12, 2020
Ukungathintelwa ngabalinganiswa abadumileyo uninzi lwethu olwaziyo kwi INkosi yeeRingi Iincwadi kunye neefilimu, iArrelia iphinde yangena kwindawo engacacanga kunye neyesibini kolu lonwabo ngeArda.
Treebeard:
-Iiyure zininzi kakhulu kusuku lobuthixo
-Ukukhonza ngamakhowa okonwaba
- hayi kakhulu, kwenzeka ntoni kumfazi wakho wangaphambili? Ulahlekile? Ndiza kufuna ukuba ube ngakumbi ngakumbi, bud pic.twitter.com/qHcIbhABDw-Alex Arrelia (@AlexArrelia) Ngomhla we-12, 2020
Ibambe:
- kwakhona, ucime kwakhona bc uhlala kwidrama
- izincomo ezikhutshiwe
-Umphembeleli ogcina ulwalamano lwakho kwimixholo pic.twitter.com/P4A2xtxfg0-Alex Arrelia (@AlexArrelia) Ngomhla we-12, 2020
Elrond:
- mfondini… olo yayilubandlululo
- iiodolo zakho kwiindawo zokutyela
- akaze axolise nanini na, nangayiphi na into, nokuba yimpazamo yakhe pic.twitter.com/X1CvsvLFMF-Alex Arrelia (@AlexArrelia) Ngomhla we-12, 2020
Theoden:
-Idaddy dom yomile kakuhle
- ayifanelekanga ukuba uhlale kwelinye i-monologue malunga nendlela umculo namhlanje u-beeps kunye ne-boops
Ukusebenza kwimveliso yendlela ebanzi yeHamlet kushiye kunqweneleka pic.twitter.com/HOA5JYG9W8-Alex Arrelia (@AlexArrelia) Ngomhla we-12, 2020
IDenethor:
- indlela yokuziphatha etafileni eyoyikekayo
- hayi
- kutheni ungaze ube njalo? pic.twitter.com/7nmc07zEcA-Alex Arrelia (@AlexArrelia) Ngomhla we-12, 2020
IGollum:
-Uqinisekile ukuba uza kuba isipaji sakho ngenye yezi ntsuku
- akafuni ukuba ube nabahlobo
- akayeki ukuthetha ngaye kumntu wesithathu pic.twitter.com/otuMbkKov5-Alex Arrelia (@AlexArrelia) Ngomhla we-12, 2020
ISarumon:
-Uchitha ixesha elininzi kwiReddit
-Une-PHD kwifilosofi, kwaye uyayisebenzisa kwincoko nganye
-Ukukhohlisa ngokuqinisekileyo kuwe pic.twitter.com/jyxI8lm3IE-Alex Arrelia (@AlexArrelia) Ngomhla we-12, 2020
Isildur
- ngaphezulu kokungacetyiswa gwenxa obekukho eholideyini
- isebenza kwibhanki yotyalo-mali
- kuvela ukuba utshatile pic.twitter.com/8jT3PA6Ym3-Alex Arrelia (@AlexArrelia) Ngomhla we-12, 2020
Bilbo:
- uxabisa kumnandi
-Ucinga ukuba ufuna ukwandisa ii-horizons zakho ukuze afune ukuba ufunde iKerouac
-Uzibiza ngendoda eyenziweyo nangona wayizalela indlu pic.twitter.com/8xiMm0eqKh-Alex Arrelia (@AlexArrelia) Ngomhla we-12, 2020
Ulwimi lweentshulube
-I-100% ikukhanyisele irhasi
-Akaze atshintshe amashiti, nanini
-Nika igama leengoma ezintlanu, posore pic.twitter.com/jjLB1lI8n2-Alex Arrelia (@AlexArrelia) Ngomhla we-12, 2020
Inkosi yamagqwirha
-Ngaphandle kwento ecekeceke yokugoba ngokwesini, ayihloniphi izimelabizo zabanye abantu
-Mamela iscreamo kwindlebe eyahlula iivolumu
- ngekhe uthumele iifoto zakho kunye kwi-Insta bc umbi ngobuhle bakhe pic.twitter.com/aHpF9pZFyO-Alex Arrelia (@AlexArrelia) Ngomhla we-12, 2020
Ekugqibeleni ngesicelo esikhethekileyo, Thorin:
- umntu wembali adibana naye kakhulu yiNkosi Byron
-Ufuna ukuqinisekiswa rhoqo ukuba ushushu kunee-ex zakho
-Ayizukuvela nje ikubize ngokuba ugrumba igolide, kodwa uyayicinga pic.twitter.com/Y2O8w0ZYmq-Alex Arrelia (@AlexArrelia) Ngomhla we-12, 2020
Kodwa uTorin ngekhe abe sisicelo sokugqibela seArrelia, njengoko IHobbit isenayo fanbase esebenzayo, kwaye bekukho ukungxoliswa kuhlalutyo olungaphaya kuyo.
Kulungile, ndiza umqolomba, iTranduil:
-Ukuba uzama ukwenza izicwangciso, uthi nantoni na ofuna ukuyenza, kodwa ayithethi loo nto
- unako ukuhlawula, kodwa akenzi
-Kushiya ufunda pic.twitter.com/ierBy4SuxO-Alex Arrelia (@AlexArrelia) Ngomhla we-12, 2020
UKili:
-Umfana obonakala ngokungafaniyo
-Ucinga ukuba umtsalane wakhe uphela kukuhlekisa, kodwa ayisiyonto ehlekisayo
-Kuthumela ii-dick ezingafunekiyo pic.twitter.com/hMV7V8IbVL-Alex Arrelia (@AlexArrelia) Ngomhla we-12, 2020
Bard:
-Ulawula ngaxeshanye ukuba mhle kwaye uyadika ulibele ngaye
-Esele ekwenzile ubudlelwane kunye ne-Bowflex yakhe
-Uphelelwe lilize ukuthetha ngomhla wakho wokuqala pic.twitter.com/I7jHzcb4Em-Alex Arrelia (@AlexArrelia) Ngomhla we-12, 2020
Kwaye okokugqibela kodwa elindile, INkosi yeeRingi uqobo:
ISauron:
-Uqhayisa ngokuba ungowaseMENSA
- ulawula iiakhawunti zoonopopi ezininzi engafuni ukuba wazi ngazo
-Ukhatyelwe ngaphandle kwebhendi yakhe yentsimbi ye-doom bc uhlala edlala ngomqolo kubaphulaphuli-kodwa ayingoba unovalo lweqonga, kulungile? pic.twitter.com/BsMdZq2RGY-Alex Arrelia (@AlexArrelia) Ngomhla we-12, 2020
Umlomo weSauron:
- uphambene malunga nokukhanya okubonakalayo kolu luhlu lwamahlaya
-Ukuphithizela inkcubeko
-Uchitha lonke ixesha lakhe lokudlala edlala iWarframe pic.twitter.com/nsUSWcc6Aw-Alex Arrelia (@AlexArrelia) Ngomhla we-12, 2020
Njengawuphi na umsonto wentsholongwane, kuye kwakho iimpendulo zetrollish iArrelia eyiphatha ngokuhlekisa ngakumbi nangobukrelekrele; unokufumana ngakumbi isimilo-kunye-nesithandwa-esibi-ukudibana Ngaphezulu kuTwitter , ukuba ubuzibuza malunga nokuthandwa kukaCeleborn, u-Everard Proudfoot, kunye noTom Bombadil kubudlelwane.
Njengamancoko okwenyani kukuba ndichithe iiyure ezininzi ebomini bam ndibukele loo trilogy
-Alex Arrelia (@AlexArrelia) Ngomhla we-13, 2020
Ewe imizekelo yokuziphatha enikwa yiArrelia inokusebenza nakwabasetyhini nakubantu besini ebomini bakho. Kodwa njengoko u-Arrelia esitsho kwenye iTwitter ukulungisa ezinye zeempendulo ezinomsindo, 'Wenze isini ngokuhlekisa ngeli bali elinamadoda aliwaka nabafazi abathathu kulo' sisihogo.
Ukanti ukuthandwa okuxhaphakileyo kunye nokwamkela ngomdlandla lo msonto wonwabisayo kundinika ithemba. Ukuba asinakukuvuyela ukubamba ngobunono kwabalinganiswa abathandekayo kuncwadi oluhle lwentelekelelo, kungalixesha lokuba sipakishe i-Intanethi kwaye siyibize ngokuba sisisongelo.
Andizange ndifunde ngokuchanekileyo ngakumbi ukuthatha kwiintsomi zikaTolkien.
Usenokuba wayebathiyile abantu abahlalutya kakhulu kunye nomsebenzi ogqithileyo- kodwa oku ngekhe wayenza i-canon. https://t.co/OfG2Sjakf2-Gqirha Stephen Maclean (@BoneDoctorPhD) Ngomhla we-13, 2020
(nge UAlex Arrelia kwi-Twitter , umfanekiso: INew Line Cinema)
Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!
-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —
