UMark Hamill Uphumelele uSuku lweValentine

ULuka Skywalker kunye neNkosazana uLeia

(Lucasfilm)

Yiyekele kuLuke Skywalker ngokwakhe ukuba azenzele ngesandla esenza iValentine's Day ingacaphukisi! Kwiakhawunti yakhe ye-Twitter eyonwabisa rhoqo, uMark Hamill wangena kumoya wosuku. Yohlobo lwe.

Ndinqwenela nonke i-ValentinesDay2020 enothando, u-Hamill wabhala, ecaleni kwe-valentine ka-Luke omncinci kunye ne-caption ndiza kuniphatha njengodade.

Ewe, kunjalo, i-riff ngendlela uLuka noLeia abanga ngayo (esidleleni, ngethamsanqa) kuyo Ithemba elitsha kwaye (emlonyeni) ngaphakathi Ubukhosi buhlasela emva ngaphambi kokuba bazi ukuba bayazalana. Idabi leenkwenkwezi waya unxantathu wothando ngaphambi kokwenza ujiko olunzima ungaze ucinge, ngabantakwabo! kunye nokuxubha ukuhlangana kwangaphambili kukaLuka noLeia phantsi kombhoxo.

Okwangoku, ubudlelwane babo bahlala bungenantlonelo kubangaphandle. Emva kokuba iwele lobuzali lisekiwe phakathi kwabo kwi Ukubuya kweJedi kwaye u-Leia waqwalaselwa ngokuqinileyo ku-Han Solo, nokuba u-Han osweleyo ucinga ukuba ikhona into eyenzekayo apho kude kube sekupheleni UJedi . Ndiyathetha, ngubani onokulibala olu tshintshiselwano lothando?

Han Solo: Ndiqinisekile ukuba uLuka wayengekho kuloo nto xa kuqhuma.

Princess Leia: Wayengekho. Ndiyayiva.

UHan Solo: Uyamthanda,

Han Solo: Ngaba awunjalo?

Princess Leia: Ewe.

Han Solo: Kulungile. Ndiyaqonda. Kulungile. Xa ebuya, andiyi kungena endleleni.

Princess Leia: Akunjalo kwaphela.

Princess Leia: Ngumntakwethu.

Ewe, kunjalo! Kwenzekile oko! Xa ndandisengumntwana akuzange kundibethe njengamangalisa ukuba uHan wayezimisele ukuhamba ecaleni kuba uLuka noLeia babonakala benesimo esifanelekileyo ukuya kwesesibini apho watyhila khona ukuba bangamawele, ke ngokuqinisekileyo uya UHan. Kodwa, uh, inene le nto yenzekileyo. Nangona kunjalo, ikhadi likaValentine likaHamill lindihlekisile, kwaye iimpendulo zakhe bezigcwele nolunye ulonwabo Idabi leenkwenkwezi -imixholo yothando enokwabelana ngayo nabantu obathandayo.

Kwaye siyithandayo:

Ngoku isisithethe esisekwe kwi-intanethi ekwabelaneni ngamakhadi oSuku lweValentine oluthandwayo lwenkcubeko, ehlala yenziwe ngemibala eqaqambileyo kunye nee-comic sans. Ukuba ubonile naziphi na ezinkulu kulo nyaka, sinxibelelanise nezimvo!

Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!

-UMary Sue unomgaqo-nkqubo ongqongqo ongavumiyo, kodwa ungaphelelanga apho, ukuthukwa kwabantu nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —