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Ndinolonwabo oluncinci kakhulu oluseleyo kweli lizwe kwaye enye yazo iza ngohlobo lwemizobo yeparody yomculo kaJohn Mulaney NgoMgqibelo ebusuku. Isuka e Idinala yeLobster ukuya Igumbi lokuhlambela laseBodega I-trilogy ngoku inesahluko sayo sokugqibela: Isikhululo senqwelomoya iSushi. Yinto yeklasikhi yangoko nangoko, kwaye yayidunyiswa ngokubanzi kwi-Intanethi emva komboniso wangoMgqibelo owabanjwa nguMulaney.
Icandelo lesizathu sokuba ndiyithande le mizobo kukuba ikhetheke kakhulu eNew York kwaye sisebenza njani apha; Bayi-winking e-joke eNew York kunye nabo bonke abanamava okungaqhelekanga kwesi sixeko. Ukusuka kwinkcubeko yokutya (ngokukodwa uMalume uNick e-Chelsea endicinga ukuba iDinster Lobster isekwe kuyo) kwaye uyayisebenzisa Usizana ukuxelela ibali leLobster, ukuya eWilly Wonka-njengeBodega Cat ekuthabathela kuhambo lokuya kwigumbi lokuhlambela ekungekho mntu unokusebenzisa kulo, uJohn Mulaney ubuchule bobugcisa bobomi baseNew York obumiselwe amanani omculo angahleliwe.
Kwisikhululo senqwelomoya uSushi, uMulaney kunye nabalingisi beSNL rhoqo kunye neendwendwe ezikhethekileyo zithatha indawo kwisikhululo senqwelomoya saseNew York eLaGuardia, indawo elusizi ngokwenene okanye ukuzama ukubhabha / ukufika kuyo. Ukuba uyiNew Yorker, okanye wakhe wanyathela kufutshane neLaGuardia, uyakuqonda ukuba wonke umzuzu walo mzobo uyintlungu, inyani, iyinyani, kwiigundane ezinkulu zokudanisa.
Masikhuphe iinombolo zomculo ezibandakanya iSushi Airport. Ndiphakamisile kwiTheatre yokuSebenza ngenxa yesi sizathu sokuba kutheni ndisiya kwikholeji.
Ukukhaba le nto, Mulaney kunye nokusetyenziswa kwenkampani Iphantom yeOpera ukuzisa ebomini elinye lamarhanisi elehlise isimangaliso sikaSully Sullenberger kwinqwelomoya ye-Hudson, kunye nompheki owenza i-sushi (ngokwenyani bendihlala ndicinga ukuba umpheki uza kutyhilwa njengofileyo, ukunyaniseka).
Ngelixa Iphantom yeOpera ayisiyomculo womculo nangayiphi na indlela yokucinga, yinto engenisa iLaGuardia. Andidlali. Ukuba indoda enesiqingatha-maski iqalile ukundikhokelela kwi-terminal ye-LGA, ndingaba ngathi ewe, le yikhosi.
Iireferensi zomculo ziqhubekile, kunye namanye amanani abonakalayo kwangoko, abanye ukuba ungabazi kwasekuqaleni. Ifakiwe kwicala elibonakalayo kwangoko? Melika ukusuka Ibali laseNtshona. Ngaba sinokucinga ukuba lo mzobo yimveliso entsha ye-Broadway endaweni yayo nantoni na lonto imveliso?
Ifakwe kumzuzu we ... kakuhle… uzama ukucacisa iLaGuardia, ingoma ngokungaqhelekanga iyahambelana nokuziva kweMelika kwimeko. Le ngoma ibonisa umlingisi othanda iPuerto Rico kwaye ufuna ukubuyela emva xa uAnita engena, ethetha ngendlela enhle ngayo iMelika ifaniswa nePuerto Rico. Ke… ngokusisiseko, uJohn Mulaney umi ngenxa ka-Anita ethetha ngePuerto Rico le ngoma iphela, kuphela usixelela izinto malunga neLaGuardia, njengevenkile ezikhoyo zeprank epholileyo, kwaye ndiyathanda ukuba seLaGuardia, kunzima ukuphefumla eLaGuardia .
Kanye xa ucinga ukuba akunakuba ngcono, kungena u-Auntie Orphan Annie ehamba nama-pretzels kunye neengoma malunga nokuba akukho mntu uthanda uSodolophu wase-NYC uBill de Blasio.
Ingoma eyakhayo malunga nenkedama eyicula ngqo ebusweni bukaFranklin Delano Roosevelt, Mulaney noKate McKinnon basebenzise Ngomso ukuba, endaweni yoko, bathethe malunga nendlela yonke into etyholwa ngayo ku-de Blasio (nokuba ezinye zaziyimpazamo kaMike Bloomberg). Kwakhona, le yinto eyiNew York kakhulu ukuba awuhlali apha okanye awukaze uhlale apha, andazi ngenene ukuba usenza ntoni kwesi siqwenga.
Kanye xa sicinga ukuba siphumile Ibali laseNtshona vibe (kwakhona, ENTSHA YENKONZO ENTSHA YEMISEBENZI), usana olungahambelani nalo lungena kwindawo licula uPholile.
Okokuqala, umntwana uza kufumana ukhuseleko yedwa eLaGuardia. Kwakhona, ukuba awuqondi ukuba isikhululo seenqwelomoya, ndithembe, nantoni na iyahamba. Kulungile, kwimeko ye Ibali laseNtshona , sisibongozo kubo bonke ukuba bahlale bepholile emva kokubulawa kwenkokeli yabo. Yinto nje URomeo noJuliet ibekwe eNew York ngo-1957 kwaye yongeza ubuhlanga kunye nemigulukudu kumxube neengoma ezivela kuLeonard Bernstein nakwinkampani. Ke… ikhosi iya kuyicula ngokukhwela inqwelomoya ukuya eClevland iyodwa. Ngoba kutheni?
Ngoku, andizange ndicinge ngazo zonke iintsuku zam ukuba ndiza kubona inkwenkwezi ekhethekileyo yeendwendwe uJake Gyllenhaal esenza iparody of Defying Gravity from Ungendawo malunga nendoda engakhathali ngokhuseleko oluchukumisayo kodwa ... nantso, enxibe iipyjama, esenza kanye loo nto.
Ndiyaxolisa ngokuba ndinenze nonke nayibukela u-Idina Menzel ecula iDefying Gravity kwii-Tonys kodwa… sonke siyifumene (thina bethu abathanda imidlalo yeqonga) kwaye nawe kufanele. NGAPHANDLE, umthetho 1 kufutshane, Ukuchasa iGravity ngumzuzu woku Ungendawo apho uElphaba amkela khona indlela abantu baseOz abambona ngayo, ethatha ileyibheli engendawo abayibeke kuye kwaye babaleka nangona befuna ukuthembela kuGlinda. Ke… ndiyaqikelela ewe, kuyindalo ukuba uJake Gyllenhaal angayifaka kwi-PJs ngelixa ebhabha emoyeni. Khwaza kwi-sock yakhe kunye ne-loafer combo engaze ishiye isakhelo.
Iparody yam endiyithandayo apha inikwe ilungu lokuphosa uBowen Yang njengoko ecula ngokuba yiProfayili yaseAsia enxibe imaski yobuso, isetelwe Ivenkile encinci yoyikisayo zakudala ngequbuliso Seymour.
Isalathiso, nantsi uJake Gyllenhaal onomtsalane odlala uSeymour. Ungandibuzi, khange ndimphose.
Ukucula icandelo lika-Audrey ngequbuliso Seymour kwaye wothuse wonke umntu ngeetalente zam zokucula yeyona ndlela ndiyithandayo yeqela. Ngokuyintloko kuba njengendawo yemidlalo yeqonga enkulu ngo-2020 umsebenzi wayo awusebenzi ngokuchanekileyo, abantu abaninzi abayiqondi ukuba ndingacula de sibe sikwikaraoke kwaye ndiqala ukubetha Akukho mntu wakha wandiphatha ngobubele, utata washiya kwangoko, umama wayehluphekile. Kodwa le nto yenziwe ngulo mzobo yayiqhubela ekhaya inyani yokuba ndingathanda ukubona uBowen Yang njengoSeymour.
Makhe siqhubeke nokukhupha ingoma okomzuzwana. USeymour ngumntu oyintlekele. Ngokusisiseko uyaqonda ukuba unesityalo esifuna igazi kwaye endaweni yesokubulala, usinika isityalo igazi kuba siyakumnika iminqweno. ( Ivenkile encinci yoyikisayo Imithetho ukuba awukakucingi oko okwangoku.) Kodwa le ngoma iza emva kokuba uSeymour ondle u-Audrey owayengumfana owayethandana naye, ugqirha wamazinyo u-Orin Scrivello, kwisityalo esidla umntu u-Audrey II.
Ukanti uBowen Yang uyicula njengemidlalo yokuqamba eya kubaseAsia kwi-2020? Oku kwakufanelekile. Ngokunyaniseka, vumela uBowen Yang acule ngakumbi, NgoMgqibelo ebusuku .
Kwaye okokugqibela, uDavid Byrne odumileyo (naye undwendwe lomculo lweSNL kule veki) weza nomdlalo wengoma yakhe, iNdlela eya ndawo.
Ngelixa irhanisi elehlise inqwelomoya kaSully kunye nompheki we-sushi zihlala zibambekile eLaGuardia, wonke umntu ukwinqanaba eliya eNdaweni elingumdlalo kwingoma yeNtetho yeNtetho kwindlela eya ndawo. Ngokobuchwephesha, oku kungathathelwa ingqalelo njengengoma ebanzi ngoku kuba uDavid Byrne unomboniso wakhe obiziweyo I-Utopia yaseMelika leyo ibuyela kuBroadway ekwindla.
Ndifuna uJohn Mulaney abambe ixesha lesine kunye nesihlanu, emenza ukuba abe lilungu leKlabhu yeXesha elisiHlanu, ngenxa nje yeminye yale mizobo. Zezona ndizithandayo, zichaze kakhulu kum nakwizihlobo zam nakwizigidi zabantu baseNew York. Funda malunga neNew York ngamehlo omculo kaJohn Mulaney. Bhabha uphume kwiJFK ukuba unako.
Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!
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