Kukho ukubanda emoyeni. Iintsuku ziya ziba mfutshane. Amagqabi sele eqalile ukujikajika. Elona xesha lonyaka lipholileyo lisondele kuthi, kwaye ngokwam andinakulinda ukuwa okungaphezulu, elona xesha lilungileyo. Sele ndinesiselo esimalunga nesihlanu sethanga kwaye namhlanje ndiphawule umsitho ozukileyo wokuthatha imilenze yam endiyithandayo, ethambileyo ethambisayo ukuphuma kwabo okokuqala kwisizini. Ndonwabile kakhulu ukuba kamnandi, kodwa andonwabanga ngabantu abandixelelayo ukuba iileggings ayizizo iblukhwe. Ndibize ngokungacacanga, kodwa ndiyacaphuka xa abantu bendixelela ukuba ndenzeni ngomzimba wam.
Masikucacise oku ukusuka esiphelweni: i-leggings ziibhulukhwe. Sisiqwenga sengubo esiya emilenzeni yakho. Ndicinga ukuba kunjalo inkcazo yeebhulukhwe . Ukuba azikho opaque, ezo zikufutshane neethayithi. Kodwa isibini esihle semilenze ongayiboniyo? Abo. Ngaba. Ibhlukhwe. Ewe ziqinile kwaye zibonisa imo yomzimba wam. Ewe ndingabanxiba ukuze basebenze okanye benze i yoga. Zizo nangoku ibhlukhwe kwaye ayisiyoshishini lomntu ukuba ndiyinxiba ngejezi entle okanye ilokhwe. Kwaye ndizinxiba ngalo lonke ixesha kuba ayizizo nje iblukhwe. Zezona zibhulukhwe zibalaseleyo. Pha. Nditshilo.
Kwenzekile kum ukuyila le nto ukuba mhlawumbi abanye abantu baxelela abantu basetyhini ukuba banganxibi iileggings njengoko iblukhwe inokuba ngamadoda angayaziyo indlela amabhulukwe amabhinqa angangonwabi ngayo. Zixinene. Azoluli ngokwaneleyo. Basika izisu kunye nesinqe kwaye bakhwela phezulu okanye ezantsi xa sinesibindi sokuhamba kuzo. Ubungakanani bayo buyaphambana: yithi unethamsanqa elaneleyo lokufumana ibhlukhwe elingana nobukhulu bakho. Ungacinga ukuba xa uzama uphawu olunye, ubungakanani obufanayo kunye nezinto ezifanayo komnye umbala zinokulingana ngokufanayo. UNGABE WONA.
Imilenze ayinakukwenza oko kuwe. Imilenze ilungile kwaye ithambile ngemizimba yethu ehlwempuzekileyo. Imilenze iyaqonda xa udumbile okanye unayo loo burrito inkulu ngokwenene isidlo sasemini. Isibini esifanelekileyo semilenze ihamba nayo nantoni na. Imilenze yeyona nto ingumhlobo onyanisekileyo kwidrowa yakho yeebhulukhwe, kutheni ke le nto abantu abaninzi befumana ii-knickers zabo ezoluliweyo ngokujijisana nokuba ingabafazi bayazinxiba ngaphandle kwejimu? Ngendlela, kufanele ukuba kucace gca ukuba namadoda nawo anelungelo lokunxiba i-leggings njengeebhulukhwe okanye nangona ethanda, kodwa konke ukugoba akuyiyo intetho yebhulukhwe endiyibonayo ijolise ikakhulu kwabasetyhini. Ngoba?
Usenokuba uqaphele, kodwa uluntu luthatha ubunini obuninzi kwimizimba yabasetyhini kunye nendlela esizibonakalisa ngayo. Silindeleke ukuba sihlangane nomgaqo othile, omxinwa wokufaneleka kunye nomtsalane ngalo lonke ixesha. Kuya kufuneka sibonakale silungile, kodwa singathandeki kakhulu, kuba emva koko singama-sluts. Kuya kufuneka sibonakale sihleli, kodwa singabizi kwaye singaze sikhululeke. Umbutho usixelela ukuba sichebe iinwele zemizimba yethu, uthambise ubuso kunye neenyawo zethu kwizithende eziphakamileyo ezingenakwenzeka ukuba ungene kuzo. Kananjalo, abantu bayothusa ngemizimba, esisinye isihloko. Inqaku elipheleleyo lemithetho emininzi yeempahla kubonakala ngathi kukuzenza ngathi izinto azikho. Kuyi-taboo yomtya we-bra ukukroba, ndiyaqikelela kuba umntu akafuni ukuba ndimoshe inkohliso yokuba andiyifuni into egcina ii-boobs zam.
Ewe, ngamanye amaxesha ungabona ulwandlalo lwezambatho zangaphantsi zomntu phantsi kweebhulukhwe (okanye ezinye iibhulukhwe), kodwa… sele ucinga ukuba banxibe iimpahla zangaphantsi (mhlawumbi), kutheni ikukhathaza nje? Mhlawumbi kungenxa yokuba inyanzela umntu ophikisayo ukuba abone abantu basetyhini njengeziphene, umntu kwaye ingeyiyo inkohliso egqibeleleyo eyenzelwe ukusetyenziswa kwabo. Ukuba ufumana iimpahla eziqinileyo ezithandekayo kangangokuba awukwazi ukugxila okanye nantoni na, loo nto iphezu kwakho. Imilenze yethu imalunga nathi,
Xa abantu basetyhini benxiba iimpahla ezisenza sikhululeke, ukusuka kwi-leggings ukuya kwi-uggs, okanye ukwenza naliphi na inani leefashoni zefashoni, sigqwetha kuluntu olufuna ukusigcina kwibhokisi ethile, engonwabisiyo. Kwaye ke siba sisiqhulo seziqhulo kunye neememes ezihlekisayo kuthi ngaxeshanye zingahambelani nomgangatho othile wokunxiba Ukanti ukungqinelana kakhulu kunye nokuba sisiseko esincinci. (Sukundiqalisa ngeziqhulo zethanga, bafana. Andikwazi. Vumela abantu bonwabele izinto).
Ndifuna nje ukuba ime. Ukuba ubona i-silhouette engafezekanga yowasetyhini one-cellulite (oko kukuthi, umonakalisi, uninzi lwethu lunayo) kuyakukhathaza: yingxaki yakho leyo. Awufumani kuhlisa isidima sam njengomntu kuba ndiyathanda ukunxiba ibhlukhwe endivumela ukuba ndigobe ndiphefumle. Imilenze ibhulukhwe, kodwa mhlawumbi ingaphezulu koko. Mhlawumbi iileggings zibubufazi ngendlela eyoluliweyo, ethambileyo.
Njengokuba uMiranda Priestly wasikhumbuza, akukho mntu ukhululwayo kwinkampani, unikezelo lwengxowankulu oluthatha isigqibo sokuba sinxibe njani kwaye sinxibe ntoni, kodwa sinokukhetha ukwala ubungqingili besini kuyilo kunye nemithetho engenakuphikiswa malunga noko sinako okanye singenako ukunxiba. Ngamanye amaxesha, ukunxiba nje into ekwenza wonwabe okanye wonwabe, okanye ngokuqinisekileyo, zombini, kunokuba lolo hlobo lwesenzo esiqatha. Isibhengezo sokuba akukho mntu uza kusixelela indlela yokunxiba, okanye yokwenza okanye ukubakho kwimizimba yethu. Kwaye ngamanye amaxesha ziibhulukhwe ezazicocekile ngala mini. Logama nje usenza, yile nto ibalulekileyo.
Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!
-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —
