Hee bantwana, sisidumbu sikaRudy Giuliani esothusayo apha!
Ukuba ufana nam, uyamthanda u-Okthobha kuba ikuvumela ukuba udibanise iminwe yakho (okanye masibe yinyani, inqindi liphela) kwicala lezinto ezingalunganga! Kwaye yeyiphi indlela ebalaseleyo yokubhiyozela ixesha ngokukhuselekileyo kunokuba ubambe loo ndawo ikude ngokubanda kwakho, ufile, isandla kwaye ube nemidlalo bhanyabhanya ephefumlelwe kukuqunjelwa, isihlomelo esingwevu sam! Inkqubo ye- ufile, isandla esifileyo sikaRudy Giuliani .
Nalu uluhlu olusebenzayo kwezinye zeefilimu endizithandayo malunga nezandla ezingendawo (kunye nezikhohlakeleyo kuphela! Usapho lakwaAddams ! Ucoceke kakhulu) ukuze ufumane amaphupha amabi! Vala ezo zikhonkwane zimthubi kunye kunye nethamsanqa kwaye ucofe ukudlala! Ukuba ungazama!
Izandla eziMnyama (1999)
I-90s eyoyikisayo-ehlekisayo yeklasikhi malunga nokuxuluba ngamatye (u-Devon Sawa) onesandla sakhe esiye sabanjwa kwaye siqala ukubulala wonke umntu, kubandakanya nabazali bakhe kunye nabahlobo bakhe abasenyongweni (uSeth Green no-Elden Hanson), kwaye xa usika isandla kunye ne-microwaving ayenzi ubuqhetseba, bafumana uncedo kumfundisikazi ongumDruid (Vivica A. Fox), kuba kutheni kungenjalo! Ibandakanya yonke into oyifunayo kwi-movie yesandla esikhohlakeleyo: i-slapstick, gore, abadlali abalwa ngezandla zabo, kunye noSeth Green njenge zombie!
Ababi abafileyo II (1987)
Icandelo lesibini le-trilogy eyothusayo ka-Sam Raimi ithatha kwangoko emva kokuphela Ukungcola kufile . U-Ash (uBruce Campbell) usesekhabini ehlathini kwaye unyanzelekile ukuba alwe nentloko eyanqunyulwayo yesithandwa sakhe, intombi yakhe efileyo uLinda xa iluma isandla sakhe. Isandla sakhe siphethwe yidemon kwaye emva kwesinye seziganeko ezilungileyo zokulwa kwimbali ye-cinema, unqumla isandla sakhe nge-chainsaw kwaye uzama ukudubula ngompu. Ngelishwa, uyaphoswa, kwaye isandla siyanyamalala ukuze siqhubeke nokwenza umonakalo, ekugqibeleni sibulale i-archeologist izama ukunceda i-Ash-ekhokelela ekubeni i-Ash ifunxwe ngexesha le-vortex ukuya kunyaka we-1300AD. Uyazi, njengokuhlala okuqhelekileyo kwe-AirBnB.
Isandla (1981)
Ndiyayithanda i-unhinged, i-80s yakuqala uMichael Caine. Kwaye ithuba lakhe njengoJon Lansdale-umculi weencwadi ezihlekisayo ophulukene nesandla sakhe kwingozi yemoto, (kwaye emva koko usezingqondweni!) - lunyango lokwenyani. Isandla ikwayinto evuyisayo yengqondo kaOliver Stone, ekushiya uqikelela ukuba isandla esilahlekileyo esingumbulali siyinyani okanye konke engqondweni eyaphukileyo kaLansdale. Isilumkiso sasespoiler: ngumntwana wokwenene!
Kwaye ngoku ukukhala kuqala (ngo-1973)
Iklasikhi yehlelo, le bhanyabhanya yoyikisayo ye-gothic ibalisa ibali labasandul 'ukutshata uCharles (Ian Ogilvy) noCatherine (Stephanie Beacham) abathi ngengozi bavuse isiqalekiso sosapho esidala xa befika kwilifa losapho. Bona utat'omkhulu kaCharles wanqumla isandla somntu ozinzileyo owayekhusela umfazi wakhe kwimikhwa engathandekiyo yesini. Ngoku uCatherine noCharles (kodwa ubukhulu becala uCatherine) bahlaselwa ngumoya onomsindo kwaye boyikiswa yimibono eyoyikisayo. Kukho izandla ezinegazi ezifikelela kwimizobo kodwa, isilumkiso somxholo: idemon-ghost izama ukuhlasela ngokwesondo uCatherine njengesenzo sokuziphindezela.
Indlu eyoyikisayo kaGqr. (1965)
Ifilimu ye-anthology eneenkolelo ezothusayo zikaPeter Cushing (aka Grand Moff Tarkin) kunye noChristopher Lee, UGqr. Uloyiko yenziwe ngamadoda amahlanu adibana noGqirha Schreck (Cushing) ongaqhelekanga kuloliwe. UGqr.Schreck uyaqhubeka ukuxelela ithamsanqa lakhe ngenqanawa yakhe ye-tarot emva koko bayokuhlangabeza ikamva labo elimnandi. Isahluko sikaLee Isandla Esikhubazekile sixelela ibali lomgxeki wobugcisa obunobuzaza uFranklyn Marsh owathi, kukhuphiswano olwandayo nomculi, abaleke phezu kwendoda enemoto yakhe, ebangela ukuba aphulukane nesandla. Ayikwazi ukupenda, indoda iyazibulala. UMarsh emva koko wabanjwa sisandla somculi oswelekileyo, ekugqibeleni wamkhokelela kwingozi yemoto eyeyakhe.
Uthando lweMad (1935)
Enye yezona zinto zinezixhobo zokubulala ezifakwe kwiifilimu zomzimba wakho, uMad Love wayengabaphulaphuli baseMelika okokuqala ukwazisa uPeter Lorre, njengoGqr. Ibalisa ibali lendoda efumana ukufakelwa ngesandla emva kwengozi kaloliwe eyoyikisayo. Kodwa ugqirha usebenzisa izandla zombulali osandula ukubulawa, uRollo the Knife-Thrower (sikelela ii-1930s kunye neziteketiso zabo ezisongelayo), eziqala ukuphakama kumaqhinga abo okubulala kungekudala emva kotyando. Kukho ukuthuthwa komzimba ngakumbi kwaye kutyhila, ngakumbi njengoko uGogol esiba nomdla ngakumbi kumyeni wendoda.
Isazi sengqondo: Ungakhathazeki, isandla sikaRudy Giuliani sika-zombie asiyonyani kwaye asinakukulimaza.
Isandla sikaRudy zombie: https://t.co/h80vE5T4s1
-M1st3r Burns (@ m1st3rburns) Nge-5 ka-Okthobha ka-2020
(umfanekiso obonisiweyo: screengrab / @PleaseBeGneiss kwi-Twitter )
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