Zombie ibuyile! Kwakhona!
Ngokukrakra, nangona kunjalo, bafana, yayiyintoni loo nto, uh, i-hiatus yeeveki ezininzi eza emva kwenkulumbuso yexesha eliphakathi ngoJanuwari? Kwakunje ngokuhlekisa kuthathelwa ingqalelo ukuba sele sihambe malunga nenyanga ngaphandle komboniso! Kodwa, enyanisweni, esi siqendu sokuqala sibuyele emva kwe-hiatus okunene sinokuba sesokuhlekisa nangakumbi nangesizathu esahlukileyo. Ewe, ndithetha ngesondo (umntwana).
Njengoko kusenokwenzeka ukuba uqokelele kwisihloko sesiqendu (Amashumi amahlanu amaShades eGrey Matter), kule veki intsha Zombie izisa zonke iintlobo zesibheno sesini. Ayisijongi kuphela kwimeko esekwe kwi-erotica (I-Liv itya iingqondo zombhali wezothando!), Kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo kukho amaxesha atyekele kwinkanuko phakathi kwabalinganiswa (abatsha nabadala!) Endiya kuthi nditshise (oh so kushushu!) umzuzwana.
Kwanele nge-foreplay, masenze le nto!
UBUCHOPHO:
- SIKUPHUMEZA Rhoqo IZOMBIE UPHONONONGO LOKUXELA INTO YOKUBALULEKA KAKHULU: LE YI-KRISTEN BELL EPISODE. A.K.A Esi sisiqendu apho UKRISTU BELL WENZA ILIZWI ICOO NJENGAKHE AZA FUNDA INOVELI YOKUXHUMANELA YENKQUBO EBIZWA INDIMA EPHAKAMILEYO AND UTHI, NDI GONNA BONISA BONA UKUBA BAYIBIZA NGOMGODI WEKHOKHODI.
- Ndisoloko ndiziva ndinonxibelelwano naye. -Liv kuKristen Bell, ukufumana zonke iimeta kuthi kwaye * Ijika ibe yiMarshmallow kwakhona *
- Ayisiyiyo kuphela ukufumana ukubuyela ngokungekho semthethweni kukaVeronica Mars kwesi siqendu, kodwa sikwafumana ukubuya okusemthethweni kwePeyton! Ngaphezu, Peyton ayikho nje kwindawo enye yokulahla, kodwa ezininzi ezibalulekileyo ezisekelwe kumabali, zibonisa ukuba siza kubona ngakumbi ukuphuma kwakhe. (Iminwe iwele ubuncinci!)
- Ukuthetha ngamathuba alindelwe kakhulu, singathetha ngayo yonke incoko apho uLiv ebuza uRavi noMajor ukuba bakhe bazabalaza babone ukuba ngubani ophume phambili ??! Iinqanawa ezininzi zihamba emva kwesi siqendu!
- Ugcwalisa nyani loohempe ilingeneyo… Hee yhu.
- Ngokubanzi, mkhulu kangakanani uRose McIver kwimowudi yeelayibrari e-sexy? Ngokwenene uyakwazi ukukhupha utshintsho olukhawulezileyo ukusuka ngokungathandabuzekiyo, umba-wokudlala ngothando ukuze uphinde ubuyele ngokungenasiphako nakweyiphi na into engathandekiyo ebangelwa kukudlala ngothando. (Jonga: Ingxoxo yebhola yeRavi / yeLiv.)
- Ixesha le-Liv elidlalayo noDrake? Ngokukodwa i-saucy (molo, ii-handcuffs kunye nam zishushu kwaye ziphazamisekile!). Ngokwenene ndandiziva ngathi kude kube kuphawulwe ngephahla. Akufanelekanga ukuba unike umntu into eguqukayo (ubuchopho okanye utywala!) Ngelinge lokubenza bafune ukulala nawe xa ungaqinisekanga ukuba ngenye indlela.
- Ukuqhubeka kwinqaku le-flirty, siziva njani malunga noPeyton noBlaine? Kuba kushushu njengoko unxibelelwano lwabo lukhona kwesi siqendu (heyi, isofa yokulala!), Banokuba neziphumo eziphambili (hayi ezinkulu) kwikamva (ngaba siqinisekile ukuba iZombieism ayinakupasiswa ngokwesondo?).
- Ngaba ndinganika nje ukukhwaza kwesihloko sesi siqendu kwaye, ngokuphandle, yonke Zombie iziqendu kule sizini? Ukukunika incasa yeso sihlwayo esiseza kuza: Ugqirha, Philisa i-Selfie yakho kunye nokuKhanya okungapheliyo kwelanga leCaffeine.
- Omnye umkhwazo uya kubafazi ngasemva kwesi siqendu (umlawuli Mairzee Almas kunye nombhali uDeidre Mangan)! Ndiyayithanda indlela Zombie inika abantu basetyhini kushishino ithuba lokuqaqamba.
- Umkhonto wokugqibela ekuvulekeni ngokwesini ngokubanzi kwesi siqendu. Phantse wonke umntu ufumana ezinye (jonga: UDale noClive babhekisa kumaxesha amdaka exesha elizayo, uLiv kunye noPeyton awona maxesha amnandi), ngaphandle kukaMajor noRavi (bebexakeke kakhulu bebaleka emaphupheni am).
AKUKHO BRAINSSSY:
- Kulungile, ndisaqhubeka nokudlula kwinxalenye apho uMajor kufuneka atsho kakuhle kuMinor. Njengomntu olahlekelwe sisilwanyana sasekhaya esithandekayo kulo nyaka uphelileyo (ndiyakukhumbula, uCharlie), andinakukwazi ukuthatha nantoni na ebandakanya izinja ezifa / ezithunyelwayo, kwaye le yayiyinto enzima kakhulu ukuyishukumisa. Ndithathe umfanekiso-skrini wabo ebhasini, kodwa andifuni ukuyihlela kuba indenze ndanemvakalelo (uxolo, bafana).
- Asinakubonakala sonke ngathi sidalwe elebhu ngamakhwenkwe aneminyaka eli-14 ubudala, akunjalo? Ugh, ndiyayithiya Inzululwazi engaqhelekanga kwaye Inzululwazi engaqhelekanga izingqinisiso.
- Ukuhlawulwa komntu (Pey?) Ngokuphula intliziyo kaPeyton kwaye ndiqinisekile ukuba ukuba uRavi ufumanisa into eyenziwe nguBlaine, uya ngqo kwibhanki ye-zombie. Nguwuphi umzuzu omkhulu kumboniso, kodwa oyikisayo kuba… RAVI !!
(Imifanekiso nge-CW)
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