Kukho i-alchemy engaqondakaliyo ekwakhiweni kwendlela yemidiya yoluntu. Andithethi ngeziganeko zangoku okanye ukuhleba kosaziwayo okanye ezemidlalo. Ndithetha ngale mizuzu ingacwangciswanga ngokupheleleyo kunokujika-jika indlela yabo yexesha lethu kunye nokubamba iingcinga zehlabathi. Ezi zinto zingaqhelekanga zenkcubeko zinendlela yokudibanisa i-intanethi eyahlulwe rhoqo malunga nemvakalelo yokudibana ye-WTF esisikhuthaza ukuba sabelane ngayo nabo bonke abantu esibaziyo. Kwimeko kwinqanaba: isalmon cannon.
Le cannon yesalmon ihambisa iintlanzi phakathi kwamanzi. (Ukuhamba @CheddarGadgets ) https://t.co/2eFQceFgzv pic.twitter.com/AHK0QJMCKf
-Cheddar (@cheddar) Nge-7 ka-Agasti ka-2019
Ngoku inkanunu yesalmon ayisiyonto intsha: Whooshh Innovations ' Inkqubo yokuThuthwa kweentlanzi ibikho ukusukela ngo-2011, xa inkampani yaqala ukubonisa inkqubo enobume bendalo ukuhambisa ngokukhuselekileyo iintlanzi eziphilayo ukusuka kwenye indawo ukuya kwenye. I-salmon cannon isebenzisa ityhubhu eguqukayo, enoxinzelelo enceda iintlanzi ezifudukayo zifike kwiindawo ezintsha ukuze zizale, uhambo olwenziwe nzima ngakumbi ngamadama e-hydro-electric.
Ngelixa itekhnoloji inomdla, ayithandabuzeki ukuba iyinto ehlekisayo, kuba yiza, iintlanzi ezityhutyha ityhubhu ziyinto nje ehlekisayo. UJohn Oliver wayecinga njalo xa wayenikezela icandelo lecandelo le-HBO Iveki ephelileyo ngokuhlwanje kwi-salmon cannon ngo-2014, babhalisa iindwendwe ezikhethekileyo ukuyivavanya.
Kodwa ngoku, enkosi kwi-tweet yentsholongwane, i-intanethi iye yathandana ne-salmon cannon:
Khawucinge ukuba uyintlanzi kwaye le ikaka yenzeke kuwe https://t.co/SaYJ0leOm1
-Iibhola zikaTyler (@tylercoates) Nge-11 ka-Agasti ka-2019
Ikamva liyeza. pic.twitter.com/VOM2AOflSU
- Igama lakho apha. (@ khanyilendlela4) Nge-9 ka-Agasti ka-2019
-U-Anthony uMvavanyi (@theneedledrop) Nge-11 ka-Agasti ka-2019
Khawufane ucinge ngentlanzi engadluliyo ekuphulaphuleni ibali leentlanzi ezenzayo. Mhlawumbi bacinga ukuba ezi ntlanzi ziyaphambana engqondweni & # x1f602; pic.twitter.com/gfqMk6gggO
-Kayla & # x1f33f; (@knkya) Nge-11 ka-Agasti ka-2019
U-Elon Musk ekugqibeleni amaphupha akhe e-hyperloop azaliseka. https://t.co/JwSOIoiRsm
-Hank Green (@hankgreen) Nge-11 ka-Agasti ka-2019
Umntu endandihlala naye endlini: belunjani usuku lwakho?
Mna: uxolo ungandinika nje umzuzwana [uchitha imizuzu eli-15 ecinga ukuba angazama njani ukucacisa i-salmon cannon, ngaphandle kokuvakala ukuba uyaphambana, kumntu ongenayo i-twitter]
-UJosh Butler (@JoshButler) Nge-11 ka-Agasti ka-2019
Iintlanzi ezikwisalamon cannon: pic.twitter.com/wz3ac6JMUC
-Ap @ * ukukhwaza kuloliwe ongapheliyo * (@AhedisAp) Nge-11 ka-Agasti ka-2019
Iibhere zilinde i #Ndimthandile ukudubula kwicandelo labo pic.twitter.com/PerwzQrAFi
-Umntu ongalunganga 3K (@ BadGuy209) Nge-11 ka-Agasti ka-2019
Ndifuna nje ukuba sisityebi ngokwaneleyo ukuba ndingahamba naphi na nge-salmon cannon. pic.twitter.com/ngvcVV33
- ipeanut (@ ngumsindo4) Nge-11 ka-Agasti ka-2019
Therapist: kwaye wenzani ngeengcinga zakho ezimbi?
Beka 'em ityhubhu yesalmon!
Ingcali: hayi
-UJackson McHenry (@McHenryJD) Nge-11 ka-Agasti ka-2019
inyani ibonakala ngathi iyaqhekeka. ke ndicinga ukuba ndiza kujonga ividiyo ye-salmon cannonballing up the tube 100 times more
-Henno (@jrhennessy) Nge-11 ka-Agasti ka-2019
Kula maxesha obundlobongela kunye neengxaki, kukho into ethoba isidima ngokujonga ezi ntlanzi zisondeza kwisilayidi esinoxinzelelo njengoDkt.Seuss / Monty Python fever fever. Phila ixesha elide i-salmon cannon kunye nokungaxengaxenga kwe-intanethi. Ngoku ukuba uyandixolela, ndibukele le vidiyo ama-30 amaxesha angaphezulu.
(nge-Twitter, umfanekiso: iYouTube / EarthFixMedia)
Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!
-UMary Sue unomgaqo-nkqubo ongqongqo ongavumiyo, kodwa ungaphelelanga apho, ukuthukwa kwabantu nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —