Iimfazwe zeNkwenkwezi: Ukubuya kweJedi ihlala iphoswa kolona luhlu lubalaseleyo embindini. Ngoba? Kungenxa yokuba kukho ukunqongophala kwenkcubeko phakathi kwabalandeli abangaboniyo ubuqaqawuli obuyi-Ewoks nayo yonke into enokuyenza ngale movie. Iminyaka, kuye kwafuneka ndijongane nengxoxo malunga nee-Ewoks kuba, ngasizathu sithile, abalandeli abanako ukwahlula u-JOY kubugcisa babo, kodwa nantoni na. Ii-Ewoks luhlanga olunobungqwangangqwili beeddy teddy bears abagqiba kwelokuba bancede uLeia kunye nabavukeli kuba bemthanda. Ndiyayihlonipha lonto.
Kodwa kukho okungakumbi kwintiyo yee-Ewoks. Iminyaka, ndibukele njengoko abalandeli babekwa kwinqanaba Ukubuya kweJedi kwindawo ethile phakathi kweyona mibi kakhulu Idabi leenkwenkwezi iifilimu, njengaye Ukuhlaselwa kwamaClowns okanye Imovie leyo eneWatto kunye nobukhoboka babantwana . Kwaye ngoku, ngoku kutshanje Umzuzu we-Twitter obekelwe wonke umntu Idabi leenkwenkwezi inqanaba , Ndiye ndabona imovie yam endiyithandayo kwi Idabi leenkwenkwezi Uluhlu lwanyeliswa kwakhona. Ngoba? Ngokunyaniseka, ukuba bendisazi, ngoba Ukubuya kweJedi wasinika iimvakalelo, amadabi epic, ibali lothando, kunye nabalinganiswa bethu esibathandayo abaphumeleleyo ekugqibeleni. Yintoni ongayifuna ngaphezulu kwisiphelo setrilogy? Ngaba ubufuna indawo yomdaniso? Ewe, unethamsanqa kuwe, nayo yayinayo loo nto!
Mhlawumbi ndiyayithanda kuba ndikhe ndaphupha umkhuhlane ngelixa ndibukele ukuba uWicket uthetha nam kwaye besithetha ngobunzima beHan Solo, emva koko wandiwola, kodwa akukho kwalapha okanye phaya; iseyifilimu entle. Inxalenye yesizathu sokuba ndinothando olunzulu Ukubuya kweJedi Kungenxa yokuba abalinganiswa bethu esibathandayo bancumile. Ngokuqinisekileyo, sasibabona bonwabile ngaphambili, kodwa ngaphakathi UJedi , bathabathe ukuya kwimibhiyozo yabo benoluhlobo olutsha lwenkululeko esingazange sayibona kubo.
U-Luke Skywalker kwafuneka ajongane needemon ezazibanjwe nguyise kwaye alwe noMnyama woMkhosi. ULeia kwafuneka eze kwimigangatho yokufumanisa inyani malunga nokukhula kwakhe. UHan kwafuneka ayeke ukulwa neemvakalelo zakhe kwaye wema kwaye walwa nabavukeli. Bonke aba balinganiswa bafumene ukukhula ngokwenyani kwaye bafunda indlela yokuzikhathalela nokulwela into abakholelwa kuyo. Ngaba ndiyaxolisa ukuba ndiyayonwabela loo nto? Ndicinga ukuba yenza le yeyona nto ibalaseleyo Idabi leenkwenkwezi Iimuvi? Hayi, andinguye, ngakumbi kuba isinike ngakumbi uHan Solo kunye noLando Calrissian kunye.
Ucinga ntoni? Andikhathali nokuba uyayithiya iiteddy bears zam. Andikhathali nokuba ucinga ngokupheleleyo Ukubuya kweJedi kulungile. Igqibelele, intle, kwaye iya kuhlala iyintanda yam ngonaphakade Idabi leenkwenkwezi movie, kwaye ndigxeka ngokupheleleyo iphupha lam lomkhuhlane.
(umfanekiso: Lucasfilm)
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