Olunye usuku, esinye isizathu sokwenyanya ngenzondelelo umbono wokuba uQuentin Tarantino Inkwenkwezi yetrek imuvi. Kudliwanondlebe, uTarantino utyhile ukuba kubonakala ngathi akaqondi ukuba yeyiphi na ifilimu azakwenzeka kuyo.
Ngoku, andikaqondi ncam - kwaye uJ. andinakundicacisela yona, kwaye umhleli wam ukhe wazama ukundicacisela kwaye andikayifumani… Into eyenzekileyo kwimovie yokuqala yoluhlobo lokusula isileyiti? Andikuthengi oko. Andiyithandi. Andiyixabisi. Andi… ayifuni loo nto! Kulungile? Andiyithandi loo nto, utshilo uTarantino Ndonwabile ndididekile Umamkeli uJosh Horowitz, njengoko kuchaziwe ngu TrekMovie.com .
Uye wathi kamva, ndifuna ukuba yonke le nto yenzekileyo yenzeke, ayikenzeki. Hayi, uBenedict Cumberbatch okanye nokuba ngubani igama lakhe, ayinguKhan. UKhan nguKhan. Ndixelele uJ. Andiyiqondi le nto, andiyithandi. Waza wathi: ‘Ungayihoyi! Akukho mntu uyithandayo! Andiyiqondi. Yenza nantoni na oyifunayo. Ukuba ufuna yenzeke kanye ngale ndlela yenzeke ngayo kuthotho, inokwenzeka. ' Emva koko wahamba nge-tangent malunga nendlela uWilliam Shatner's Kirk isizathu sokuba ayithande Ukuhamba , endenza ndingathandi isimilo seKirk okokuqala.
Kulungile, okokuqala, u-Abrams ophethe ukuba akukho mntu uthanda uBenedict Cumberbatch uyamangalisa, kuba eso yayisisigqibo esibi, kodwa hayi, iifilimu azinakwenzeka ngendlela efanayo naleyo yenziwa kuthotho. Awunakho ukubuyela eVulcan ngexesha le-Amok kuba iVulcan ayisekho. U-Kirk mhlawumbi wayengekho kwiTarsus IV, kuba loo nto yayiya kuba kukubandezeleka okukhulu ekufumaneni ixesha lakhe elidlulileyo. Kukho izinto ezingenakwenzeka ngenxa yenguqu yexesha. Awunakho ukuphinda uyibhale kwakhona i-retcon yakho.
Spock, kwifilimu yokuqala yexesha likaKelvin, une-monologue epheleleyo, ecacileyo malunga nokuba bakwixesha elitsha. Zimbini iiSpock okwethutyana. Kirk yahlukile. Spock yahlukile. Iqela lonke lahlukile. Akukho ndlela yabo yokuphinda baphinde baphinde babone ukuba ifilimu edlala umlingisi uChris Pine Kirk ikwi-Prime timeline. Ayisebenzi nje. Kwaye ukuba ungumntu othanda iifilimu zexesha lePine, ayisiyongqondo kunzima ukuyiqonda.
Kwakhona, ukuba ufuna ukwalathisa Inkwenkwezi yetrek Umboniso bhanyabhanya, kuya kufuneka uqonde ixesha! Ngokwenene akunzima kangako ukuqonda, ukunyaniseka ngokugqibeleleyo. U-Spock Prime ubuyela umva ngexesha nge-wormhole ecaleni kukaNero, uNero utshabalalisa i-USS Kelvin kwaye abulale uGeorge Kirk kwaye kamva atshabalalise i-Vulcan, kwaye umgca wexesha utshintshiwe. Akuyiyo i-rocket science. Kulula ngokwaneleyo ukuba nkqu namathambo-ngubani, damn it, ugqirha hayi i-physicist-ayayiqonda.
Kukho nenyani yokuba, ukuba umntu onemibala okanye owasetyhini owayefuna ukubhala okanye aqondise Inkwenkwezi yetrek Umboniso bhanyabhanya uthe abawuqondi umgca wexesha, baya kukrwitshwa. Ngenxa yokuba uyiQuentin Tarantino ayithethi ukuba uza kuqhayisa ngokungabikho kolwazi malunga nelungelo lokuthengisa njengoko usenza ngokungathi ungcono kunaye kuba ufuna ukwenza Ipulp engeyonyani emajukujukwini. Ngokukrakra. Khawufane ucinge ukuba umntu obhinqileyo uthe, andiwuqondi amaxesha. Uyazi ukuba i-Twitter iya kuba njani.
Sigqithile kwizizathu zonke zokuba kutheni iTarantino ifuna ukugxothwa ngqo kuyo Inkwenkwezi yetrek , kwaye le yeyokugqibela kuluhlu. Ukuba uTarantino akakwazi nokuqonda izimvo ezisisiseko somda wexesha lakhe, kwaye ukuba ubonakalisa ukungawuthobeli ngokucacileyo umsebenzi owenziwe ngaphambili, akufuneki avunyelwe ukuba ajongane nefilimu yesine kolu thotho. Ayivakali.
(nge TrekMovie.com , umfanekiso: Ubungakanani)
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