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Uyazi ukuba i-chestnut endala malunga noJames Bond, Abafazi bayamfuna kwaye amadoda afuna ukuba nguye?
Ndicinga ukuba bekufanele ukuba kusebenza nakuHan Solo. Uneempawu ezininzi zeBond: Usebenza ngendlela yakhe ngeGlass, enezinto zokuzonwabisa, ejija i-blaster, enxibe ibhulukhwe eqinileyo kunye ne-sexy sneer, ebeka iinyawo zakhe kwiitafile ze-cantina, kunye nokudubula kuqala.
Abafazi bebefanele ukumfuna; Amadoda kwakufuneka afune ukuba nguye, kwaye ngenxa yoku, ndandididekile kakhulu naye iminyaka.
Andizange ndifune ukuba uHan andisindise, okanye andange, okanye athi ndiyazi, kodwa ndatsalwa kuye ngakumbi kunokuba ndanditsaleleke kubo bonke abanye abalinganiswa. Ndiqwalasele ngakumbi imifanekiso yakhe. Ndayazi imigca yakhe. Andizange nje nditsaleleke kuye, kwaye ndandingakuqondi oko. Kwakungenxa yokuba andizange ndifumane i-Harrison Ford ekhangayo-ndandinomdla onomdla kwi-Indiana Jones, emva kwayo yonke into-ndandiziva nje ngokwahlukileyo ngoHan. Kudala nje kwikholeji, xa abanye abafazi bezama ukuzimanya nam ngeHan Solo, bendiya kuthi ndithandabuze ukuvuma ukutyumza ebendingenako mpela kumlinganiswa. Ngamanye amaxesha, bendiya kuziqinisekisa ukuba ndinayo, kuba kufuneka , kunene? Kutheni enye into bendizothathelwa nguye?
Njengomntwana, xa ndandidlala Idabi leenkwenkwezi nomntakwethu okanye nabahlobo, kwakungekho baninzi babalinganiswa abavulekileyo kum, okanye ubuncinci andikhange ndicinge ukuba babekhona, kuba yayiyi-80's-amantombazana kwakufuneka adlale abalinganiswa bamantombazana, kwaye amakhwenkwe kwakufuneka adlale abalinganiswa boy. Xa kufika ixesha lokukhetha abalinganiswa, andizange ndibe nomnqweno ovuthayo wokukhwaza, ndingu-Princess Leia. Kwakungekhona ukuba andizange ndimthande uLeia. Ndenzile, kwaye ndisenza nangoku. Kwakunjalo kanye ukuba khange abhenele kum.
Ndivumela amanye amantombazana adlale uLeia. Endaweni yoko, ndenza owam umlinganiswa. Wayenenqanawa (ebhedini yam) kunye ne-comm (yam i-Care Bears tape recorder), eyayidlala usasazo oluvela kwi-Star Star, kwaye nangona yayinesibindi isitya imisindo, i-Death Star yayihlala iphela imrhuqa nge-boram yetrektara (kuba akukho mnandi ukuba ubaleke ungakhange uzifihle egcinweni kuqala). Kwanangoko-emva kwemishini emininzi yokucinga ngeNkanyezi yokufa, nasemva kokudala umlinganiswa kwiklasi yedrama yamabanga aphakamileyo owayeyinenekazi elalingumlingisi oqhuba inqwelomoya kwaye enezinto ezintle (kuye yeyakho ? ubuze enye intombazana kwiklasi yam, kodwa ngubani isoka lakhe?) - Khange ndiyifumane.
Ndityala i-cosplay etshintshe isini ekugqibeleni ndizenzele ezam iimvakalelo. Ngenye imini, ndandijonga iFacebook xa ndabona ifoto yomhlobo wamabhinqa enxibe njengoHan Solo kwindibano. Ndivile ukuba lo mnqweno mncinci womona ujikeleze ngaphakathi kum ngendlela engazange yenzeke xa ndabona uHan noLeia bephuzana kwiimuvi. Ukubona umhlobo wam egungqa i-blaster yakhe kwikhonkco kwandenza ukuba ekugqibeleni ndiqonde: Yiloo nto endiyifunayo , Ndicinge. Yiloo nto endinayo njalo wayefuna. Ndifuna ukubhabha inqanawe eyaphukileyo kunye nomhlobo wam osenyongweni. Ndifuna ukuhleka ingozi. Ndifuna utshaba lupholile njengoBoba Fett.
Kodwa ke, ndaye ndacinga ngobomi bam ndaza ndabona ukuba ndinalo, ngaphandle kwazo zonke ii-blasters kunye neziphekepheke. Ndibe nomsebenzi apho bekunganyanzelekanga ukuba ndilandele imigaqo emininzi. Ndiqhuba imoto entle njengeFalcon ekonakaleni kwayo. Ndinabahlobo abaninzi endinokuzonwabisa nabo. Isihogo, igama lam ndinguAnn.
Andizange ndifune uHan Solo. Bendifuna kuba yena.
Kuyihlazo elincinci ukuba khange ndiyifumane kwakamsinya, kuba kubonakala kulula kakhulu: kuya kufuneka ukwazi ukuba ungubani na, nokuba ungowesini sini, ubuhlanga, okanye isini sakho. Ungatsaleleka kumlinganiswa ngaphandle kokuthintelwa kukuthabatheka kuye.
Ewe, uHan Solo sisilwanyana esinqwenela. Kodwa oko akuthethi ukuba sonke kufuneka simkhanuke. Singazizilwanyana ezi-sexy nathi, ukuba siyafuna.
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Ndinenkumbulo eyahlukileyo yokuphuma ngaphandle kwindawo yokubonela eneenkwenkwezi emehlweni am kwaye inye kuphela ingcinga engqondweni yam: Han Solo. Ndikhumbula kakuhle ndijonge udadewethu omncinci, owayenentetho efanayo, kwaye ndothuka xa ehleba ngenxa yoloyiko, uLuke Skywalker. Ingqondo yam ibingaqondi ukuba singayibona njani imovie enye kwaye angaboni ukuba uHan uphakamile kangakanani kuLuka. Isandothusa nangoku.
Bendihlala ndicinga ukuba ndinokuxelela okuninzi ngomntu abamkhethileyo, uLuka okanye uHan, kodwa umhlaba awusebenzi ngoluhlobo, kwaye udade wethu wakhawuleza wagqitha kwinto yakhe yokuqala. Andizange ndiyenze.
Ndibeke ingcinga ezininzi kwiHan Solo kule minyaka idlulileyo. Okuninzi. Ngapha koko, ndisandula ukuvumelana nenyaniso yokuba andinguye kakhulu Idabi leenkwenkwezi fan njengoko ndingumlandeli kaHan Solo. Iimuvi ngaphandle kwakhe zithetha kancinci kum. Oku kwenzeka kum xa ndabona iingxaki zam ngeefilimu zangaphambi kwexesha ezahluke kakhulu kubo bonke abanye abantu.
Kuba bendinaye ebomini bam okokoko bendinememori, ebengumzekelo wam kubalinganiswa enditsalwa kubo kwiintsomi kunye neempawu endizifumana ndinomdla kuzo ebomini bokwenyani.
Bamele ukuba bahlekise, loo nto KUFUNEKA-ukukrokra kukuya kwam, kodwa ngokucacileyo ubukrelekrele ngumzuzwana osondeleyo. Kuya kufuneka, ubuncinci, babhekise kubomi obuphila ngaphaya kweli bali sikulo, elidlulileyo elinomthunzi, amandla okuqhuba konke okwabo. Bathanda ukuba bangabi ligorha ebalini; endaweni yoko bangoyena mhlobo usenyongweni weqhawe okanye, nokuba bhetele, elichasene neqhawe. Bafuna ukuba ngumntu one-ajenda yakhe, oya kuthi ngaphandle kokugweba okungcono, ekugqibeleni enze into elungileyo kodwa kungabi ngenxa yezizathu ezifanelekileyo. Ewe, ukuba ne-roguish, i-harrison Ford ekhohlakeleyo ayibuhlungu, kodwa asinakho konke.
Nangona kunjalo, nangayo yonke ingcinga kunye nokuzinikela endikubeke kuHan Solo, andikaze ndifune ukuba yiNkosazana uLeia. Andizange ndifune ukuba nolwalamano.
Ubomi bam bebunokwenza ingqiqo enkulu kakhulu ngaphambili ukuba ngendandifumene indlela emva phayaa ukuba bendifuna ukuba ngubani kwindalo ye-Star Wars yayinguChewbacca; icala lokukhaba ngaphandle kwesondo. Ndifuna nje ukuhamba noHan-ukuba ne-shenanigans kunye ne-banter ethile ezukileyo esiyiqondayo kuphela. Ungaze ulalane.
Nangona ndingakhange ndibubone ubunyani bam bokwenyani ngokwesondo- okanye ukungabikho komnqweno wesini- ixesha elide kunokuba ndingathanda, ndiyaqonda ngoku ukuba bendisoloko ndikhangela uHans owayengafuni ukuba ndibe nguLeia wabo. Abo bangandivumela ukuba ndibe yiChewie yabo.
Kwi-20 yam, ndafumana uHan ukuba abe ne-shenanigans kunye naye, kwaye ndamazisa kudadewethu-iNkosazana yakhe uLeia. Iminyaka engamashumi amabini anesihlanu kamva, kwaye sisahamba ngeenxa zonke kwi-Millennium Falcon sineehambo, sikhaba iesile. Malunga neminyaka elishumi elinambini eyadlulayo, ndafuduka kumgama oziikhilomitha ezingama-3 000 ndaza ndafumana omnye uHan — igama lakhe, uAnn, wayesondele — kwaye bendi nguChewie wakhe ukusukela ngoko.
Into endifundiswe nguHan kukuba unokutsala abantu kunye nabalinganiswa ngeendlela ezininzi ezahlukeneyo. Kuza kuhlala kukho abalinganiswa onokuthi uqonde kwaye banokuhlala bakuxelela izinto ngawe ukukunceda kuhambo lwakho. Kufuneka umamele nje.
Esi sincoko sika-AJ. U-O'Connell noTamela J. Ritter bavela kwi Indalo eQhelekileyo:… iGlass, eKude, I-anthology yezincoko kunye nomsebenzi wobugcisa malunga nendlela i-Star Wars fandom ebutshintshe ngayo ubomi, yakhutshwa ngo-Disemba 15. Ngolwazi oluthe kratya, ndwendwela iGoldenFleecePress.com .
A.J. U-O'Connell yintatheli ezizimeleyo kwaye umbhali . Incwadi yakhe yokuqala ethi, Lumka i-Hawk, yapapashwa ngo-2012. Uye wenza igalelo kwi-Book Riot nakwi-Geek Eccentric. A.J. Uhlala eConnecticut nomyeni wakhe, unyana wakhe, inja, ikati kunye nentlanzi emthiyileyo. Usuku lwakhe olufanelekileyo lubandakanya ukubhala okuninzi kweentsomi, ikofu eninzi kunye nokuhlekisa ngakumbi kunokuba enokufikelela. Ubhala malunga nokubhala kunye nobufazi kwibhlog yakhe, igallconnell.com . Mlandele kuTwitter ku @iamfanlalisa .
UTamela ubhale iinoveli, amabali amafutshane kunye nohlalutyo olunzulu lwefandoms ye Ugqirha Ngubani, uHarry Potter kwaye Idabi leenkwenkwezi (uzokuthi ga). Iwebsite yakhe yile tamelajritter.com kwaye unokufumaneka kwi-twitter @iqosweb .
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