Umlingisi uBetty Gilpin, uqhawulo mtshato lwamva nje lweendima kwi VULA kwaye Oothixo baseMelika , Unesincoko esimalunga nomzimba wakhe kwiphephancwadi iGlamor ebindincumele, ndincwina, ndihleka, kwaye ndifuna ukuqhwaba izandla (ndiyachwetheza endaweni yoko).
UGilpin akakho mtsha ekwenzeni umdlalo-ungamazi kuqala ngokudlala uGqirha Carrie Roman Umongikazi uJackie (ukwanazo neendawo zeendwendwe Umphetho kwaye Eyokuqala ) –Kodwa u-2017 ubonakala ebumba ukuba ube ngunyaka wakhe. Ukususela ngalo mzuzu Oothixo baseMelika ukuba u-Audrey kaGilpin wabona umhlobo wakhe oswelekileyo oswelekileyo-wajika engafanga uLaura Moon ejinga endlini yakhe, ndaba ngumkhonzi weBetty Gilpin. Ukuqhaqhaqhaqhaqhaqhaqhaqhaqhaqhaqhaqhaqhaqhaqhaqhaqha kwe-Audrey okunyibilika kwintlungu enomsindo kwaye ekugqibeleni intando yokunceda uLaura ngaphandle kwento eyadlulayo phakathi kwabo yayingumboniso wobugcisa. Lo yayingumzuzu kaGilpin.
(umfanekiso: Starz)
Ngoku unendima ebalaseleyo njengoLiberty Belle ecaleni kukaAlison Brie kuthotho lwe-Netflix lwamanenekazi VULA. Kwi Isincoko malunga namava okufika kunye nokudubula VULA Inxalenye, eyayingumboniso wokuqala wasetyhini osebenzayo uGilpin wasebenza kuwo, ubhala ngomzimba wakhe kunye nemvakalelo yokuzixabisa ngokunyaniseka nangokunyaniseka okwandenze ndatyhwatyhwa KAKHULU NGALO OMG OMHLE kwincoko yethu kaMary Sue. Kuya kufuneka uyifunde yonke loo nto, kodwa andinakuzinceda ekukhupheni ezinye zeendawo zam endizithandayo ukuze zihlale apha kwindawo yethu ngonaphakade.
Ukuba ngumntwana ofikisayo, ozithandayo.
Andazi ukuba yayiyintoni, kodwa ngaxa lithile ndaye ndayiqonda inyani ecacileyo yokuba ndandiyibhokhwe eyoyikekayo phantsi kwebhulorho, ukuba isandi selizwi lam sasifana nelindle elizwakalayo, kwaye ubukho bomzimba wam egumbini wawungathi ukuzisa isidumbu se-moose kwi-brunch. Ndamkele ukuma kukaKatie Holmes njengoJoey IDawson's Creek : amagxa aphakame kakhulu ezindlebeni zakhe, ngokungathi ndinokubususa ubukho bam kude. (Kude kube namhlanje, ndityhola ngokusemthethweni Dawson's yeengxaki zam zangasemva.)
Ngexesha lokufikisa kunye nokuza ngesiquphe ugcwalise umzimba kaJessica Rabbit, kubandakanya namava wento yokuba namabele amakhulu, kulungile, kakhulu naphina emhlabeni:
Kwaye ke ukufikisa kwakufana, WA-BAM. Ngokwasemzimbeni, ndemka kuJustin Bieber ndaya kuJessica Rabbit. Ndifumene i-30 yeepawundi zethanga, ukuphanga, kunye neijagi zaseMelika eziqinisekisiweyo. Kwaye ndikhawuleze ndafunda ii-boobs ezinkulu ezinefuthe lokwazisa ubukho bakho kwigumbi ngokungathi ugcwele uGilbert Godfrey ucula ukuvulwa kwe-'Sangqa soBomi. '
Uxolo, eba yinto engagqibekanga kubafazi abaninzi (ndithe ndiyaxolisa xa abanye abantu begila kum esitratweni; uxolo xa uphuma kwilifti; uxolo xa usiya kuthatha phantse nasiphi na isithuba esishiywe ngomnye umntu; uxolo, Uxolo, uxolo)
Ke kwi-20 yam, kuye kwafuneka ndisebenze nzima kabini ukuze ndinyamalale. Igama elithi uxolo lasinda emlonyeni wam izihlandlo ezilikhulu ngemini. Ndichitha ixesha lam elininzi emathekweni ndizama ukukholisa abantu basetyhini ukuba ndiyazicaphukela, emva koko bendineentlalontle malunga neencoko.
Ngokwenza ngaphandle kwakhe.
Ndaba ngumdlali weqonga owenza iimvavanyo zokudlala abafazi abathi bathetha izinto ezinje, ‘Ngaba oku kubonakala ngathi kukumamela kuwe?!’ Abafazi abajonga esipilini kwaye babone into entle. Iphupha elibi lomntu owoyikayo omncinci obanjwe phantsi kwe-blonde kunye ne-boobs.
UGilpin unika ingxelo emangalisayo ngenkqubo enzulu yenkqubo VULA Abadlali baye babonakala njengabadlali abaqinisekisayo. Oku kube ngamava otshintsho kunye nokuxhobisa:
Xa i-bicep yam ndichithe amashumi amabini eminyaka ndimthiyile ejikeleze intamo yakhe, wakhwaza esibhakabhakeni ngeentlungu, ngokungathi ndingoyena mntu unamandla okhe wamchukumisa. Ndacinezela ii-boobs zam ezinkulu emqolo ukuba ziyenze mandundu intlungu, kwaye wacela inceba phakathi kokufa. Ngethuba lokuqala ebomini bam, ndandiziva umzimba wam wonke uphulaphule. Yiya apha. Yiza apha. Yima. Thatha inxaxheba. Ngoku inye, zimbini, zintathu, bhabha. … Sonke besidibene nomsipha.
UGilpin ubiza amava okusebenza noqeqesho kunye nabasetyhini abaninzi i-Studio 54 ngo-1600s Salem, eMassachusetts, mhlawumbi, endiyithandayo. Kwaye emva koko uchaza izandi ezinje ngamava asetyiweyo: Ukuvutha yayikokokuqala ukuba bendiqhutywa ngabafazi. Yayingumlingo ongaze uphinde ube ngumhlaba oqhutywa luhlobo lwee-amazon. Ndabona amandla kunye nokukhathalela kunye okokuqala ngqa. Ukubona abafazi benezinto zimbini ngaxeshanye yayisisifundo esikhulu kum. …
[GLOW] Abadali uLiz Flahive kunye noCarly Mensch bayalela iseti yethu ngegunya elikhulu kunayo nayiphi na i-bro-gargoyles yore, kodwa ngeengalo ezivulekileyo, iirubs zangasemva, kunye nokudibana kwamehlo. Oku kwadala uluvo oluqhubekayo: Uyathandwa kwaye uyabhiyozelwa- kwaye ngoku ukhululekile, nceda usinike isibindi sakho somphefumlo nomphefumlo ukuze sikwazi ukwenza okona kulungileyo kunokwenzeka. Kwakhona, unayo le Philly cheesesteak ngenxa kaThixo.
Ngaba uyamthanda uBetty Gilpin ngoku njengoko ndithanda uBetty Gilpin ngoku? Ukuba kunjalo qiniseka ukucofa kwaye ubambe amandla apheleleyo, ahlekisayo kunye nomsindo wenqaku lakhe leGlamor elingezantsi. Ulunge kakhulu njengombhali njengoko engumdlali weqonga, kwaye ndingathanda ukumbulela ngokubhala iinyaniso zakhe ngokungafihlisiyo. Asisoloko sithetha malunga nokuba kunjani kubo bobabini bafuna ukunyamalala kwaye kwangaxeshanye babonakale babonakala kwihlabathi langaphandle. Nam ngequbuliso ndinomnqweno onamandla wokuthatha iwrestling yabasetyhini. Ngubani ofuna ukuziqeqesha nam?
(nge Ubuhle , umfanekiso: Netflix)
