Kufika ixesha ebomini bomfazi ngamnye xa eqonda ukuba mdala kakhulu kwicandelo labancinci. Kwaye ulusizi okomzuzwana, kuba oko kuthetha ukuba uphumile kubuntu bakhe bobutsha, kwi-nubile kwaye ngoku ezemidlalo zikhulile, zikhulile. (Kwaye ukuba usafuna i-nubile, kuyakufuneka ayisebenzele.) Kodwa ke uyaqonda ukuba ubukhulu becala, ixesha elingaqhelekanga lokungahambi kakuhle ngamalungu omzimba nenyama ekhula ngamanqanaba angahambelaniyo ngokungaqhelekanga liphelile. Ngoku, yinto nje yokugcina ulwandiso oluthe tyaba. Ke, akusekho ubusuku busebenzela eMcDonald's ngokuhlekisayo. Kulungile. Bamnika isilungiso nakanjani.
Kodwa rhoqo ngexeshana, uya kuphinda abuyele kwicandelo labancinci, okanye kwivenkile encinci, kwaye afumane into entle. Ayinakuphikiswa intle. Kwaye uyakuyithenga nje ngobukhulu obukhulu kwaye asuse ithegi. Kuba kufanelekile ukuba unxibe ixesha elide njengoko lilungile, akunjalo? Ukuba umntu unesimo sokuyikhupha, kulungile, akunjalo? … Kunene??
Kwaye unokuzibuza oku kulandelayo: Ngaba u-31 mdala kakhulu ukuba angathengisa ukuzisa ? Njengaye, ngaba kufuneka ayeke ngoku? Ngaba ubutsha bakhe buphelile? Ngaba mdala kakhulu ukuba angayikhupha le nto, nangona into ilingana nje kakuhle, nokuba ingangobukhulu obukhulu obukhulu kunokuba ethenga ezivenkileni zabasetyhini?
Le ngxaki iqala kwasekuqaleni kokuba mdala, xa iminyaka yomntu ofikisayo inzima iphelile. Kwaye wonke umntu oneminyaka elishumi elivisayo unzima. Akukho kuhamba ngeenxa zonke kuyo. Umntu okwishumi elivisayo ophepha ukubonakala enqabile yinto enqabileyo, njenge-albino lovebird, kwaye umntwana okwishumi elivisayo ongazicingeliyo uyaxoka. Nje ukuba udlule kule nto, kukho isigaba sokuziva ngathi ukhulile, kwaye uzinze kulo mzimba mtsha. Kodwa isenokungaziva ilungile, kuba uqhele ukuziva ungalunganga, kwaye into yokugqibela ofuna ukuyenza kukunxiba into ebangela ukuba abantu bajonge kuwe. Kwaye ngelixesha uziva ulungile ngesiqu sakho kwaye ukulungele ukujongwa, sele ukhulile kwisinxibo esimnandi. Kuba kubhetele okanye kubi, akulunganga ukunxiba ezinye zezo mpahla.
Ngoku, umfazi oqinisekileyo ekuthethwa ngaye akathethi ngokufuna ukuthenga izinto ezintle, ezinesimbo. Uninzi lwethu luyaqonda ukuba ngexesha elithile, iincinithi ezincinci azikho nje embuzweni. Kodwa nezona zisisiseko - iti enemibala eqinileyo kunye neetheminali, mhlawumbi ijean - zivakalelwa ngathi ziyamgculela uHailey Hypothetical xa inani elikufutshane nobungakanani bakhe kwiGap liyala ukuhamba ngaphezulu kwamadolo akhe. Yabona? Isinqe sakho sokuzala asikwazi ukuphatha ezi zingubo kwakhona! Yiya kwiiSears ngebhulukhwe enengqondo, mfazi waseburhulumenteni!
Kodwa emva koko, yintoni ebonisa ubudala obufanelekileyo? Xa sibona abantu basetyhini abakwi-30s yabo benxibe ii-Uggs kunye neon, siyabahleka. Bazama ukubonisa ntoni? Kungenxa yokuba nantoni na ababambelele kuyo icela ngokucacileyo ukuba mayiyekwe. Ngaba ingumbandela wokuhlala ngokwenyani, ungena kwivenkile yaseDeli kwaye ucinga, Ukuba bendikhe ndaba mtsha ofikisayo, ongakhathaliyo, ndingangumama wentombazana leyo? Ngaba lukhetho olungabizi kakhulu kunotyando lweplastiki? Ubudala bunjani (ngaphezulu kobudala obudala) bujongeka njani? Ngaba sikholelwa ukuba xa sele ugqithile kumnyhadala wobomi obuchaziweyo, yithi, ukuba ngumama, ukuba sonke siza kukhutshwa i-jean, isinqe esinqeni, ibhokisi yetshokholethi engenashukela, kunye nengqokelela ye-DVD kaNancy Meyers Iimuvi?
Oku kuza kakhulu kumboniso we-TLC Yintoni ongayinxibi . Uninzi lwabafazi abavumayo ukuba zizifundo boyika nje ukubonakala badala. Basenawo amandla kunye namabhongo, kwaye bacinga ukuba ezi mpawu zikwiifashoni zolutsha abangafuniyo ukuyeka. (Kuyavunywa, aba bafazi baya ngaphaya kokufuna ukunxiba i-super kickass Indoda yesigcawu isikipa kanye ngexesha. Shoot, omnye umfazi wanyanzelisa ukunxiba iimpahla ezipheleleyo-ezinesimbo esincinci.) Kwaye xa ezo mpahla zingena enkunkumeni, kugqityiwe konke. Ngoku kufuneka banikezele ngayo yonke into kwaye bazinikezele kwindlela yokuphila engazingciyo, efana nonoonongendi. Kwiphepha leflip, abanye babo bayifihla into yokuba bangaphezulu, bazazi kakhulu ngemizimba yabo. (Isifundo somboniso: Unganxiba naluphi na uhlobo lomzimba kakuhle. Kodwa oku akubandakanyi izikipa zesikhumbuzo, nantoni na eneekati kuyo, okanye iimpahla ezivela kwivenkile ye-porn.)
Kodwa kwabo bethu abadlulileyo kule micimbi kwaye ekugqibeleni sikhululekile kuthi (kwaye siyazingca ngathi ngokoyisa ukungakhuseleki kwangaphambili), asinakukwazi ukunxiba into esivumela ukuba sibonise kancinci? Ngaba siyaziqhayisa? Ewe, ewe! Olu luloyiso, ukubetheka. Kodwa masenze isibambiso: xa sithenga kwivenkile ekhala phakathi, siyathembisa ukuba asizukufumana nantoni na enemikhono ekhukhumeleyo okanye iiBhere zoKhathalelo kuyo. (ISigcawu-Mntu samkelekile, kuba amagorha angaphantsi anobuntwana kunezilwanyana ezifakelweyo. Kwaye kuba nditshilo.) Kodwa sizakubonisa iingalo esazisebenza kwimisebenzi yobugcisa enethoni ngento engenangqondo kwaye ilungiswe ngokufanelekileyo.
Mhlawumbi iimpahla zizinto zokugqibela ezibonakalayo kulutsha. Mhlawumbi ukuba asinakho ukubambelela kuyo nayiphi na enye into kwaye kufuneka sijongane nobomi-ebesinokukwazi ukunqanda ngokungazi kakuhle emva xa sijonga iiracks eDelias - singayenza ngelixa sigcina i-façade entle. Ewe, asisengabantwana. Kodwa ukuba ndiyile, uHailey Hypothetical angabaleka ngenxa yejeggings, ke damnit, uya kuthi. Akukho nto inokumnqanda ekubeni angaziva engonwabanga nge-esile lakhe.
