Kufana nomfanekiso wosapho, akunjalo?
Igama leGunxSword yenzeka kwiplanethi ye-Endless Illusion, kwaye uthotho lomlandeli akayeki ukukuvumela ulibale. Ngokukrakra, ekuqaleni kweziqendu ezininzi, umbalisi omnandi kakhulu oqinisekileyo awulilibalanga apho umboniso wenzeka khona. I-Illusion engapheliyo luhlobo lwesithuba se-post-apocalyptic se-scum kunye ne-villainy ehlangabezana nolunye uhlobo lwengxaki engacacanga yokusingqongileyo. Musa ukugxotha-baya kufumana oko kamva.
Lo mboniso awuchithi ixesha lakho-ukuba kubonakala kunomdla, mhlawumbi kunjalo. Ukuba inkcukacha ibonakala ingabalulekanga-ayisiyiyo. Umbukeli othanda ukudibanisa imikhondo kunye nokudibanisa iziganeko ezidlulileyo kunye neziphumo ezikhoyo ... kulungile, andizukumosha. Qwalasela. Lo mboniso unje Bulala uBill , Trigun , kunye Firefly yayine threeway evelise impindezelo, e-East-meets-West post-apocalyptic romp kunye ne-mecha, isimilo esididayo, kunye nabalinganiswa abangenanto. Akukho nto ibonakalayo kuLwazi olungapheliyo. Ngalo lonke ixesha kubonakala ngathi umboniso uza kuhamba kwindlela emiselweyo, ukubaliswa kwamabali kungena ngaphakathi, Hayi, ayilulo oluhlobo lomboniso, nina bantu bommandla. Nokuba isiqendu seswitshi yethokheni siqhubela phambili iyelenqe. Ngaphandle kokuphamba (ewe, akunjalo), ndikunika izizathu ezilishumi zokuba unike Igama leGunxSword ithuba.
10.) Umxholo womculo. Kuvakala ngathi Bulala uBill Isandi esihamba emajukujukwini saza sabeka iplanethi yekhaya. Kufana nexesha elidlulileyo nelizayo ezenzeka ngaxeshanye, kwaye mhlawumbi kunjalo. Isandi esivela kolu ngcelele silunge kakhulu. Imixholo eqhelekileyo iyasetyenziswa kwaye iphinde isetyenziswe ngeetempos ezahlukeneyo kunye nezixhobo zokuhambisa imiyalezo eyahlukeneyo ngaphakathi komboniso. Yiphupha le-nerd's soundtrack, kwaye ndingulaa nerd. :-)
9.) I-mecha iyavakala. Ewe, i-sci-fi ingqiqo, nokuba kunjalo. Ndiyayithanda i-mecha. Ndiyayithanda i- IGundam uthotho, isikolo esidala Iirobhothi njl. kwi Igama leGunxSword , i-mecha kubhekiswa kuyo njengesixhobo, kwaye ibala kakhulu kwisiqwenga. Izixhobo zokuqala ezisixhenxe zithiywa ngeentsuku zeveki (umqhubi wenqwelomoya uVan wabaqhubi beenqwelomoya uDann wangoLwesine) kwaye oku kunendawo epholileyo ngokwenyani kolu ngcelele. Andikuniki. Jonga nje kwaye ube nayo, Kulungile, inene iyaphola! umzuzwana njengokuba ndenzile. Kwaye kuya kukwenza ufune ukuthumela, Vuka, Dann. NguLwesine! kwiindonga zabahlobo bakho zeFacebook. Ahem. Okanye mhlawumbi ndim nje.
8.) UPriscilla uMlo-Wokulwa amabhaso, ukuXhotyiswa kweziNtombazana eziMangalisayo ezingoyikiyo ukubuza abafana . UPriscilla mhle, uyabhabha, unxiba ngathi ukongeza ukusuka INyanga yoLwandle , Kwaye ikwanokuphola okuqinisekileyo kokulandelelana kwesimbo seNtombazana xa enezixhobo. Uyakha kwaye agcine isikrweqe sakhe kwaye athathe inxaxheba kwimilo yokuwina amabhaso okuphumelela imali udadewabo, oqhuba ikhaya labantwana, ukuba anyamekele abantwana. Ngokwenyani kubonakala ngathi kukho okuninzi yeenkedama ezingqonge… ndiyazibuza ukuba kuqhubeka ntoni apha… Andikuxeleli. Qwalasela. :-)
UPriscilla utsalwa kwangoko kuVan kwaye uyatsho kakuhle (kwaye le yingcaciso), Kulungile, ndiyabona ukuba unemicimbi yokuziphindezela, kodwa umhle kakhulu. Emva kokuba konke oku kugqityiwe, ukuba ufuna ukuphuma ngelinye ixesha, kunokuba kuhle. UPriscilla ucela into ayifunayo, ungamvumeli ukuba akhohlise ubuhle bakhe bangaphandle. Ulwa izinto azibona zibalulekile. Kwaye uyakujola noVan-okanye hayi. Ukuba kuyenzeka, kulungile kuye. Ukuba akukho njalo? UPriscilla usazokwenza into acinga ukuba ilungile kwaye ancede abanye. Ubukho bakhe kwiqela alixhomekekanga kwiminqweno yakhe yothando.
Yenzelwe abantwana!
7.) El Elado Abahlanu: Abemi abaKhulu abaKhaba iAss . Ke, ithiyori, kuya kwenzeka ntoni ukuba, bekukho iqela labalweli abakhwela izixhobo ababedume kulo lonke ilizwe njengamaqhawe, kwaye abafanga emfazweni kodwa endaweni yoko babephume emdlalweni ngokuqaqamba abakhweli besikrweqe abatsha abangakhange badinge ukudibanisa iVoltron (kwaye ndiza kuyila intloko!) ukwenza umsebenzi? Aba bantu bachitha ixesha labo besela iiblues zabo kude kwiPink Amigo, ibhari eyayingumnini weqela labo elaliswelekile uChizuru. Umzukulwana wakhe uYukiko ngoku uqhuba indawo engekho umakhulu wakhe. Amabali eChizuru axhaphakile. Kuyabonakala ukuba, wayedlula, walwa, kwaye ngokubanzi waboyikisa bonke abanye i-El Dorado Five, kwaye balahlekile ngaphandle kwakhe, nanjengoko bejinga bakhathalele uYukiko (onqwenela ngokwenene ukuba bayeke ukunxila kwaye ukuba nemfazwe yamadoda amadala kwindawo yakhe yokusekwa.)
Asizange simbone uChizuru, nokuba kulandelelwano olungasemva, kodwa siziva ngathi siyamazi ngamabali eChizuru ababedlala naye kunye nomzukulwana wakhe. Kucacile ukuba ilahleko yakhe ishiye umngxunya oshiyekileyo (ngokoqobo nangokomfuziselo) kwi-El Dorado Five, kwaye akukho namnye kubo ongaphezu kwayo. Xa idolophu kunye nebar zisongelwa ngumfana omncinci kwi-bender yesayensi ephambeneyo ezama ukwenza i-mecha entsha, engcono, i-El Dorado ezintlanu (Ezine?) Thatha esibhakabhakeni ukujongana ne-whippersnapper encinci, kwaye ugwetyelwe ukuba yenze isebenze! Kwaye, kudidi olungelolohlobo lomboniso, nina bantu, endaweni yokubulala umntu, bamkhaba iesile, bamcacisele ukuba kutheni esisidenge, emva koko bamthathe phantsi kwephiko labo bakhuthaze inzululwazi yakhe phantsi kweliso. Kwaye sisiqendu sabo sokuqala kuphela. Aba bantu banokusela, ipati endala, kwaye bathethe ngeentsuku zozuko kancinci, kodwa babeka imali yabo apho kukho imilomo. Zizinto zonke ezoyikekayo njengoko zisitsho!
Kwaye ndiza kuyila intloko!
6.) I-Creepy, villain engafaniyo . Uzipho (kwixesha elizayo, iGajethi…). Naphi na apho baya khona, umntu ukhangela okanye usebenzela iClaw. Njengokuba abalinganiswa abaphambili beqhubeka, bekhangela indoda enenzipho kwisandla sasekunene, kuyabonakala ukuba ayingomntu ujongeke kakubi, ugqajukelwe yingqondo yengqondo enxibe isikrweqe 'ityala leerost. Hayi. Ngumfo omdala. Ngenzipho yokufakelwa ngesandla. Uyathetha kancinci kwaye ucacisa izimvo zakhe ze-nutball zendlela umhlaba ekufuneka usebenze ngayo ngethoni efanelekileyo ukuba iyaqondakala indlela abaxinzelelwa phantsi abachola ngayo ukuze bamsebenzele kwaye bamhloniphe kakhulu. Nokuba uyafuna ukuba azincame asulele ilizwe ngesixhobo sakhe kwi-epic mass-mind-control scheme. Akukho mntu ukucele ukuba ubafele, uzipho lomntu! Awunguye uMesiya. Yeka, bastard endala! Abanye abahlali babi ngokufanayo. Ukusuka kwihenyukazi langaphambili elinombulelo kunye nenjongo; kwingxowa ye-Oedipus-complexing ye-nerves; kumngcatshi ophikisanayo; kumfana okrelekrele, okruqukileyo umfana ekugqibeleni wanikezela ngendawo yobukrelekrele bakhe; kubantwana ababini abancinci abafuna ulwamkelo, Igama leGunxSword igcina umbukeli ebuza izizathu kunye neemeko zabakhohlakeleyo, ebaphatha njengabantu endaweni yeecaricatures.
Lo mfo. Andifuni.
5.) Ukuziphatha okuhle kunye nobudlelwane kuyavuzwa. Ezingenampilo… aziyi. Akukho babhuxi. Hayi kanye… Kulungile, ukuziphindezela mhlawumbi ayingoyena ushukumisayo onempilo, kodwa iClaw ibulala izazinzulu ngasekunene nangasekhohlo, kwaye ezimbini kwezo nzululwazi kwenzeka ukuba zibe nguHelena noShino. U-Helena wayengumtshakazi ka-Van owabulawa emtshatweni wabo ngu-The Claw. UShino wayengumfazi kaRay Lundgren, ngokufanayo owabulawa nguClaw. Lo mfo ngokusisiseko ungumbulali osisazinzulu wenenekazi, kwaye kufuneka ayeke ukuzimela. Unaphakade.
UVan ufuna ukuziphindezela ku-Helena, kodwa ufuna nokuyeka ukwenzakala kwixa elizayo. Ufuna umhlaba ngaphandle koClaw kuba uzimisele ukuzama ukuhlala kwelo hlabathi, kwaye ubuncinci ufuna ukuba abahlobo bakhe bakhuseleke. Kwelinye icala, uRay uyamshiya umntakwabo kwaye ubulale ngokungakhethiyo ukuze afumane impindezelo. Ukulandelelana kweFlashback kubonisa indlela ukudibana kunye nokuthandana no-Helena kumtshintshe ngayo uVan kunye nobomi bakhe ukuba bube ngcono. Wamnceda ukuba aphume ebumnyameni bendlala kunye nokungazi, kwaye xa wafumanisa ukuba umphathi wakhe wayengumntu osebenza ngengqondo, wenza into ekufuneka eyenzile ukukhusela isithandwa sakhe, esazi ukuba naye ufile. UVan ufuna ukususa umbulali wesithandwa sakhe kwaye amthintele ekujikeni ezinye iingqondo zenze ukuthanda kwakhe. UVan usenokungabikho kwindawo elungileyo okwangoku-usengunonkala kwaye ushushu kwaye unengxaki yokwenza ubudlelwane, kodwa uyazama. Ufuna ukulwa umlo ka-Helena. Ndiyathanda ukucinga ukuba u-Helena angazingca ngoVan, kodwa uShino angadana ngoRay. Idichotomy inomdla.
Intloko yakho, uRay. Yikhuphe ngaphandle kwebham yakho. Ndiyacela.
4.) UCarul Mendosa (aka Carmen 99) Zininzi iinkolelo ezigxekayo unakho zisetyenziselwe ukwenza umlinganiswa kaCarmen 99. Ungumfazi omkhulu okruqulayo, onxibe ngokwesini. Igama lakhe nguCarul Mendosa, kodwa ukhetha ukubizwa uCarmen 99 (i-99 ibhekisa kubukhulu besifuba sakhe ngeesentimitha.) UCarmen uneshishini, uyasebenza, ukrelekrele kakhulu, kwaye bobabini bayazi kwaye bayasamkela isini sakhe, ukanti soze ivuse inkanuko.
UCarmen unentliziyo enkulu, intloko yolwazi lokurhweba (urhwebo alukhethileyo), kwaye uyala ngokuchaseneyo ukubonisa uthando, nangona ebonisa ngezenzo zakhe ukuba ukukhathalele kangakanani. Izizathu zikaCarmen zokufuna ukufumana nokuphelisa iClaw kukuba wayitshabalalisa idolophu yakowabo, usapho, kunye nosapho olwamkela umntwana wabanye abantu. Ulandelelwano lwe-flashback lutyhila u-badass uCarmen esengumntwana, ejinga ne-bestie yakhe. I-Flash kwikamva kunye nomhlobo wakhe owayesakuba mnandi wonakaliswe ngokungalunganga yi-Claw kunye ne-wackadoodle ravings. UCarmen ukweli dabi lokugcina igama lakhe njengomthengisi ogqwesileyo wolwazi, kunye nokulunga kwedolophu yakhe (nokuba iidyokhwe ezingenaxabiso azinakuyixabisa), imbeko yosapho lwayo, kunye nokuziphindezela kumhlobo wayo osenyongweni. UCarmen ungcono kakhulu kunokuba efuna ukuba ucinge ukuba unjani, kwaye ndimthanda nangakumbi ngenxa yayo. Iliwa, nenekazi!
Ukutya 4-eva?
3.) UJoshua Lundgren, uLuntu oluLungeleleneyo ngokweNtlalontle . UJoshua wayesele ekhuliswa ngumntakwabo uRay kunye nenkosikazi yakhe yesayensi uShino. Abazali bebesele befile. Emva koko, umfazi kaRay ubulawa ngumphathi wakhe ophambeneyo, onenzipho, kwaye uRay uphulukana nekamva lakhe. Ungaze ukhathazeke ukuba uYoshuwa wayesentlungwini. URay ushiya ukuze aziphindezele kwaye uhlobo nje alucingi ngoJoshua kwaphela. Ke ubambelele kwiQela leVan kwaye ubalandelele emva kokuba bamshiye ngasemva. Akayeki ukuba lilitha elincinci lokukhanya kwelanga okuqaqambileyo, nokuba uVan mhle kakhulu umxelela ukuba avale ixesha elininzi. UJoshua ufuna ukunceda ukumisa iClaw ukuze abuyise umntakwabo, nangona kucacile ukuba uyazi ukuba uRay akasoze abuyele kuye.
UJoshua unethemba, uchwayitile, uyile izinto ezintsha, kwaye akonwabi kwaphela ngamantombazana. Ayinakunceda-wayenohlobo olukhuliswe ziingcuka emva kwenqaku elithile. Isinxibo sakhe sikwabonisa ukuba konke anako iyunifomu yenkolo ebonelelwe likhaya leenkedama, ukuba unikela ingqalelo kwisimboli nalapho wagqibela khona ukumbona. UJoshua uyamxhasa, uswiti, kwaye uthatha isihogo esinye senqanaba kwi-badassery ngasekupheleni kothotho. Yilinde. UJoshua uxabiseke kakhulu, nokuba umzalwana wakhe we-asshat akanakukhathazeka. Ndiyathemba ukuba isiporho sikaShino sityelele uRay kunye neepoltergeists izixhobo zakhe.
Ndixakiwe kwaye ndinethemba!
Mbini.) Van (aka Van of the Dawn, uVan i-Unsung Hero oyinika konke anako, uVan Lowo uQhelekileyo oNcedisayo, u-Pretty Boy Van ovela kwindawo yokulahla inkunkuma, kunye no-Van ongasebenziyo.) Ewe. UVan kunye neziteketiso zakhe ziluhlobo lwento kulo mboniso. UVan ngomnye wabaphambili abaphambili. Xa eziswa okokuqala, uyabhadula entlango kwi-tuxedo, malunga nokudlula kwindlala, unxano, kunye nezinye izinto. Akukho babhuxi. Kuya kufuneka unikele ingqalelo.
Udibana noWendy, intombazana eneminyaka elishumi elinesine ebanjwe lijele zezinye iijerkfaces. Ediniwe kwaye kubonakala ngathi akanamdla, uVan akakayeki ukuvumela ama-jackholes enzakalise owasetyhini, ngakumbi umntwana. Uyanyuka, amkhusele, anike amajoni amaxhoba, aze akhawuleze aphume. Xa evuka, le ntombazana wayihlangulayo imsa kwidolophu yakowabo ukuze ayokufunela into yokusela ayitye. Le intle kakhulu ishwankathela ubudlelwane bukaVan noWendy. Uyamsindisa, uyamsindisa, ngesiqhelo ngokurhuqa isidumbu sakhe kwenye indawo kwaye ukhalaze malunga nokuba unzima kangakanani.
UVan unemicimbi. Ulusizi. Uyamkhumbula uHelena, umtshakazi wakhe. Uhamba enxibe i-tuxedo ebefanele ukutshata kuyo. Umsesane wakhe womtshato uxhonywe emnqwazini wakhe. Uluhlobo lweqokobhe-othuswe kukubulawa kwakhe, kunye nokuqhutywa ngenjongo yokuphelisa uzipho. Izakhono zakhe zentlalo azizizo ezilungileyo, kodwa i-dammit, uzama. Ke. Kunzima. Yena ufuna ukuba ngcono Uyasokola kakhulu. Olona lubabalo lincinci kwezentlalo lubonakala ukuba lumenza iintlungu emzimbeni, kwaye alibale amagama abantu rhoqo, kodwa phantsi kwaloo mbhodamo ungaphandle ungcolileyo, ingqiqo eyomileyo nengqondo eyoyikisayo yokuzikhusela kwabo ubakhathaleleyo. Wena suku ukwenzakalisa abantu basetyhini okanye ukungcungcutheka kwiarhente yabo noVan ekubukeni. Uya kuyikhaba iesile lakho. Wayesele ephulukene no-Helena, kwaye akazukuma abukele amanye amabhinqa enzakele ukuba angayeka. Ngapha koko, xa uWendy ethembisa ukuba ngumtshakazi wakhe ukuba angamnceda afumane umntakwabo olahlekileyo, uyayivala loo msinga ngokukhawuleza. Ude akwazi ukungamngxolisi kakhulu. Ngokusisiseko uthi, Mamela, mntwana. Umtshato ubalulekile kwaye ubalulekile, kwaye umncinci kakhulu ukuba ungazi malunga nokuba umtshakazi umalunga nantoni. Ngaphandle koko, andikho kuyo. Bendingazokwazi nokuba ndenzeni. Ndiyintombi nto. Ewe. Akazange ahlangane no-Helena. Wayemlindile. Intliziyo yam.
UVan akonwabanga. Ndicela ubuye umva.
1.) UWendy Freaking Garret, Oyena Mntwana uselula uQhelekayo kwiAnime. UWendy sele ekwimfuno yakhe yokufumana umntakwabo uMichael, okholelwa ukuba uxhwilwe yindoda enenzipho kwisandla sasekunene. UWendy uxhobile-unompu womninawa wakhe, kwaye uyakwazi ukuyisebenzisa. Ngaphandle kukaWendy, uVan ngewayesweleke amaxesha ambalwa. Uyaziqonda izinto zabantu abadala ezinjengeebhanki kunye nemali ebhetele ngakumbi kunoVan, ekusenokwenzeka ukuba ebezisongele kwindlela engalunganga ukuba ebeshiyekele kwizixhobo zakhe. UWendy akakhokelwa ngokulula- ude abe nentetho kunye noClaw ngelinye ixesha ukufumana kanye ukuba zeziphi izicwangciso kunye nezimvo zakhe ukuze azenzele eyakhe ingqondo ngalo mbandela. UWendy unxiba iibhutsi ezibonakalayo zokujikeleza intaba, kwaye xa enxibe isiketi, unxiba iibhulukhwe ezimfutshane ngaphantsi. Akukho bhulukhwe wempahla yangaphantsi e-Wendy Garret!
UWendy unamantombazana afunda noVan, kodwa uhlala egxile kwisicwangciso sakhe. Nangona kungekho thando luphosakeleyo phakathi kukaCarmen noWendy ekuqaleni, omabini la manenekazi eza kuxabisana kwaye enza ubuhlobo, ubuhlobo obusisi njengoko umboniso uqhubeka. UWendy ubona ngaphaya kwaphambili uCarmen uphakamisa umhlaba kwaye uyaqonda ukuba kuninzi kakhulu kuye kunokwakha okuhle kunye nomoya onenceba. Kwangokunjalo, uCarmen ngokukhawuleza ufumanisa ukuba uWendy akangomthwalo kwaye akufuneki aphathwe njengomntwana. Bubudlelwane bukaWendy nabo bonke abanye abalinganiswa abatsala umboniso kunye. Njengokuba emangalisa njengoko enjalo, naye akafezekanga. Uba nomona. Uyacaphuka. Ukwalwa namajoni kwaye isiqingatha sithwala indoda esele ikhulile siyisa kukhuseleko, sijongane nomchasi ophambili, kwaye simela into ekholelwa ukuba ilungile, lonke elixa sijongana noxinzelelo lwelungu losapho kuphela elilahlekileyo, isimo sengqondo sikaVan, kunye nokuba kunokwenzeka Ukutshatyalaliswa okungapheliyo.
UWendy uza kwenza into ekufuneka eyenzile.
Ukuba ndikuqinisekisile malunga nokufaneleka kwe Igama leGunxSword , ungayinika iwotshi Umsebenzi okanye Yenzani .
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