Gotham Recap: Knock Knock

Emva kwenkulumbuso yexeshana yeencwadi ngencwadi apho UJim Gordon wajongana nemilinganiselo yakhe yokuziphatha eqhelekileyo , Ndikulungele isiqendu sesibini se IGotham Ixesha lesibini lokuyishukumisa kancinci. Nantsi ithemba lokuba uTigress uza kufumana imigca ngeli xesha!

Esi siqendu sivula ngoTheo Galavan (umntakwabo Tigress) engcungcuthekisa usodolophu. Ngaba waxhwila usodolophu ekupheleni kwesiqendu sokugqibela? Ndivakalelwa ngathi ngendikukhumbulile oko. Ngapha koko, ngokuqinisekileyo unaso usodolophu ngoku!

Yima, ngaba yiTigress ngasemva? Ngaba ikhona into anokuyenza kule ndawo? Yitsho nantoni na? Ngena ukugxila kwekhamera konke konke? Isikrokro siyandibulala !!

Hayi. Indawo iphelile. UTigress akenzanga nto.

Emva koko sibona igumbi leendaba eGotham IGazethi , Enombono omangalisayo wabasebenzi ocinga ngokufa kwemithombo yeendaba; abahleli baphikisana ngento yokubeka ikhava. Kuyabonakala ukuba ukuxhwilwa kukaSodolophu akunjalo inika umdla konele. Ngethamsanqa, xa iintatheli zijonga kanye ngaphandle kwefestile yabo, bafunda ukuba bonke abo basindileyo amabanjwa eArkham bayaphola kuphahla lwabo, belahla imizimba ngaphezulu. Iindaba zosasazo lihlabathi elikhawulezayo, elinoburhalarhume apha eGotham.

Ngandlela-thile, uJerome uphethe lo msebenzi wokulahla umzimba, nangona uneminyaka eli-12 ubudala kwaye akukho sizathu sivakalayo sokuba kutheni amadoda amakhulu emamele. Akunakuba kukusilela kwakhe okuphawulayo; Kufuneka ngenxa yokuba yonke loo nto nguye kuphela umlinganiswa ogama kwindawo yesehlo. Ngapha koko, nganye yezi mizimba iphosiweyo ikhutshiwe ngoonobumba abaliweyo M A N I A X! Ngenxa yokuba ligama labo elitsha elitsha le-Arkham. Yabona, iqela lokuzibulala lathathwa… ngabalinganiswa abafanayo… kwilixa elizayo . Ngubani. Hayi, uyadlala, akukho namnye kwaba bantu abaza kuphila ixesha elide. Ngaphandle kukaJerome. Kwaye wonke umntu ubonakala eyazi.

Ijika i-Gotham PD ayinalo kwaphela uluvo lokuba ngubani ophule ezi jerks ngaphandle kweArkham. Akukho zekhamera zeTigress eziziqhekezayo? Akukho bungqina nantoni na? Ngokwenene? Iiprops kwiTigress ngokungcwaba ezo zikhombisi, ndiyaqikelela, ayizukufumana ikhredithi kulo mboniso ngokwawo.

UJim Gordon ukhokele kweli tyala, nangona omnye wabalekileyo eyintombi yakhe yangaphambili uBarbara. Ndingathi uyiphatha ngobuchwephesha bobuchwephesha, ngaphandle kokuba uphefumla ngokungxamisekileyo xa umboniso wenqaku lamandla efika kwifoto kaBarbara. Ixela ngokuqinisekileyo ukuba iArkham Asylum yinto edlulayo kukhathalelo lwempilo yengqondo eyamkelekileyo kwesi sixeko, kuba wonke umntu ndinemicimbi emikhulu engasonjululwanga apha.

UTheo unika iManiax intetho ye-pep malunga needonathi kunye nekofu. Iidonuts zikhangeleka zilungile. Awunakuthetha okufanayo kuyo yonke eminye imihlobiso kaTheo, nangona. Ucinga ukuba la maniax mabini angenamagama azokuhlala ixesha elingakanani, ngendlela? Uphi uBarbara? Khange afumane nokuthatha inxaxheba eRooftop Murderfest!

UTheo wenza umboniso omkhulu wokuvumela uphicotho ngalunye lweManiax elona lizwi labo libalaseleyo le-vlog. Ndicinga ukuba uTheo ufuna ukuthumela iteyiphu yeManiax kwiindaba okanye kwenye into, kuba iindaba zeendaba zibaluleke kakhulu eGotham. Bonke ababesakuba ngamabanjwa banika i-monologue eyona nto bayenzayo, kodwa siyayazi ukuba le ndima iza kuya eJerome, akunjalo? Ayisiyo ngoba ndiyayifuna, kodwa kuba sele ndiqonda ukuba lo mboniso uyaphi.

Uphicotho-zincwadi lukaJerome ngokuqinisekileyo eyoyikekayo . Yeyona nto imbi kakhulu kwezine zokuzama. Nokuba lo mfo ungavumiyo ukuphicothwa wenze umsebenzi ongcono kunoJerome. Le nkwenkwe iyaqhubeka itshintshela kwisilabhili iye kwisilabhili phakathi kwefalsetto kunye nelizwi eliqhelekileyo. Nguwo imbi . Kubi ngenene. Ukanti… wonke umntu umxelela ukuba wenze kakuhle ??? Itheyetha abantwana. Ewe.

UTigress noBarbara bayabonakala, ngamnye ephethe isabhokhwe. Bebekhe batyakatya uSodolophu kunye, oku kuvakala njengokuzonwabisa. UTigress ekugqibeleni ufumana umgca wakhe wokuqala, kwaye ziipropos ezimnandi:

Sidikiwe. Ewe, ndiyakubheja ukhona. Okwangoku, ndisahleli ndiziva kakubi ngaba bafazi babini abayi kuba nanto yakwenza nalo lonke eli thuba.

Uyayikhumbula i-Baby Batcave yokuba u-Baby Bruce waqhekeza kwisiqendu sokugqibela? Nangona uBruce noAlfred sebesemqolombeni ngoku, kwaye kwenziwe isivumelwano sokuba uBruce akasoze anikezele kwinkani yakhe yokuveza inkohlakalo eGotham kunye / okanye kwisicwangciso seWayne Enterprises, uAlfred uqhubeka exelela lo mntwana ukuba kufuneka apholile Phuma kuba le shiti iba yingozi. Kodwa uBruce uphendula kuphela kwintshabalalo, ke… uAlfred utshayisa ikhomputha yakudala kaTata phambi kwakhe de umntwana aqale ukulila. Ngaba uAlfred ngokwenene ucinga ukuba izokusebenza?

Lo mntwana unqwenela ukufa, Alfred. Usenokukwazi ukumcotha, kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo akunakumnqanda.

UBruce ujonge phezulu kwiinyembezi zakhe kwaye ukhawulezisa umlilo uAlfred. Ngaba ukhona omnye umntu oqaphele ukuba abantu abaninzi bayagxothwa kulo mboniso? Sele siyazi ukuba uAlfred noJim bazokufumana imisebenzi yabo, nangona kunjalo, ke kunzima ukuyifumana loo nto. Kwaye uBruce noAlfred babekhala ngelo xesha. Mhlawumbi banokuphinda baqwalasele ikhontrakthi yengqesho ka-Alfred xa sele bezolile. Iimvakalelo ziphezulu, iikhompyuter ziyatshatyalaliswa, wonke umntu uxinezelekile ngoku.

Emuva eManxx Mansion, uJerome ungene kwisikhafu nelinye lamabanjwa angenagama. Banomzabalazo wamandla ophela ekubulaweni; Iidudes ezimbini ziqhayisa malunga nokuba zingaphi izinto ezibulalayo abaye bazibamba. Kuhle ukuba buhlungu. UTheo uzama ukuyicombulula ngokunyanzela abo babini ukuba benze umdlalo weRussia Roulette. UJerome uyaphumelela, kwaye nangona lo mdlalo usekwe ngokupheleleyo kwithamsanqa, wonke umntu ubonakala ngathi wenza ngolu loyiso. Kuphantse ukuba nguJerome fated ukuba ngoyena mntu ukhokelayo kulo mboniso.

UJim uphumela ngaphaya kwebar kaHarvey kwaye udibana nentombi entsha yomhlobo wakhe - qalisa oko, fiancee - intloko ebomvu egama linguScotty. UScotty sele emthiyile uJim, kuba njengabo bonke abantu ababhinqileyo kulo mboniso, umsebenzi wakhe kukuziphatha ngendlela amadoda afanele ukuzikhathalela ngayo.

UHarvey uxelela uJim ukuba akanamdla wokuba lipholisa kwakhona, kodwa ngoku uyakwenza oko ngunkosikazi oziphikisayo oza kuba ngasemva. Ncwina.

Njengoko uJim wayephuma emnyango, uHarvey umkhumbuza ukuba iManiax yabulala kuphela abasebenzi kwivenkile ethile yenqanawa. Wow, ngaba lolona hlobo loncedo olufunwa nguJim? Ngaba khange ifike kuye ukuba iphande ngeyunithi yenqanawa ethile? Akumangalisi ukuba acenge uHarvey ukuba abuye azokumnceda.

Ngokukhawuleza uJim uva ukuba iManiax ibile ilori yokuhambisa ipetroli egcweleyo kwiziko leenqanawa ekuthethwa ngalo. Ke, uJim kunye nomphathi wakhe uSarah Essen bathetha malunga nokuba kuya kuba mnandi kangakanani ukuyeka, njengoHarvey. Kwaye njani ngekhe yeka. Abakwazi nje. Ngenxa yabo isimilo . Fumana igumbi, nina nobabini!

UAlfred noBruce babulisana ngenye indlela. Akukho nto inqaku apha, ngaphandle kokuba uAlfred usasebenzisa iwotshi epokothweni kwaye iyathandeka.

Owu, hayi, hayi, hayi - ngoku iManiax ihlola ibhasi yesikolo ezele ngabafundi bezikolo eziphakamileyo. NOPE. Hayi.

Ukuthetha ngemigca yamabali endenza ndiphazamiseke kukungonwabi, uNygma ufumana enye yeendlela zakhe zokudlala ngothando kunye noMiss Kringle kwesi siqendu. Ndivakalelwa ngathi lixesha lokugqibela aba babini bethetha, wamtyhola ngokubulala isoka lakhe. Wakhanyela, uyavuma, kodwa akufuneki ukuba angoyiki ukumbona? Ukhangeleka ngathi utyhafile, kodwa hayi ngaphezulu kwesiqhelo. Kufana nomntu ocofe iqhosha lokuseta kwakhona apho aba babini babebuya umva ekuqaleni kwesizini yokuqala, phantse yonke loo nto mhlawumbi uyinto yokubulala engazange yenzeke. Andithandi ukuba kukho nantoni na uMiss Kringle anokuyenza ukunqanda lo mfo, kunjalo. Ngaba iGotham PD nokuba unayo isebe le-HR?

Emva kokuba uMiss Kringle ephumile egumbini, uNygma uqala ukuphikisana nobuntu bakhe bokwahlulahlula kwakhona-iiglasi zakhe-ezingenaziglasi, ezithembileyo eziguqukayo-kuba iRiddler ayinakuchazeka Iklabhu yokulwa Umxholo webali uqhubeke IGotham . Ndonwabile ngokwenene ayisiyiyo sigxina sesi siqendu, kuba loo ndlela ilele ukoyika.

Buyela kwi-Maniax. Kwaye abaxhasi. Demethi.

Ubuncinci uJerome ulingana nala mantombazana… andiyikholelwa into yokuba ndade ndayibhala loo nto. Akukho sizathu salo mboniso kwaphela. Enye iManiax ityhila ityhubhu enkulu yepetroli kwilori yokuhambisa, emva koko uJerome uyayixhoma kuzo zonke ii-cheerleader. Hayi, andifuni ukuthatha umfanekiso wendlela oku kujongeka ngayo. Yibani nombulelo kuba ndikusindisile. Kwajongeka kanye ngendlela ocinga ukuba ibiyakuba yiyo.

Ngethamsanqa, amapolisa abonakala ngaphambi kokuba uJerome kunye nenkampani bajikeleze ukukhanyisa ibhasi egcwele ipetroli. UJim uyalela oogxa bakhe ukuba babambe umlilo wabo, kuba uyazi ukuba ibhasi iza kuqhuma ukuba nabani na uyayidubula. I-lackey yeManiax iyakwazi ukukhanyisa iphuli yepetroli ekufutshane, kodwa emva koko uJim uyatsiba ebhasini ayiqhube iinyawo ezimbalwa ukusuka kuladiza lomlilo, elisebenza… ngasizathu sithile. Phambi kokuba uJim abuze uArkhamite ongenagama ukuba uJerome washiya ngasemva ukuba aqhushumise ibhasi, nangona kunjalo, uTigress wadubula lo mfo ngompu ovela kude. Yabona? Ndikuxelele ukuba uphawulelwe ukufa. Ndicinga ukuba usenokuba negama, eneneni, kodwa bendisazi ukuba ngekhe kufuneke ndilazi.

UBruce uya esitishini sikaloliwe ukuze athethe noAlfred ukuba akasekho. Ngokwenyani bendicinga ukuba esi sibini sihlangana kwicawa yecawe ekuqaleni, kodwa sisikhululo esihle nje. Loluphi uloliwe awayehamba nalo uAlfred, kunjalo? Ngaba kukho uloliwe ohamba yonke indlela esuka eGotham ebuyela e-United Kingdom?

UBruce uqala ukucenga uAlfred ukuba abuye, nto leyo engaqhelekanga, kuba ngulomntu uxelele uAlfred ukuba ahambe kwasekuqaleni. Kodwa uAlfred usebenzisa oku kujika okungaqhelekanga ukufumana inzuzo, ke ngoku ubuyile waba ngumqeqeshi owafunwa kakubi nguBruce. UAlfred uyavuma ukubuya ukuba uBruce ubuyela esikolweni kwaye aqhubeke noqeqesho oluvela kuAlfred kuzo zombini fisticuffs kunye neengcebiso zokuphila. Ndilibele ukuba uBruce wayeka isikolo, eneneni; Ndicinga ukuba wayecinga ngokufunda iphepha elidala likaTata wakhe yiyo yonke imfundo awayeyidinga. Ndonwabile ukuba uBruce uza kubuyela ekufundeni ngaphambi kokubala okanye nantoni na. Izinto ezixabisekileyo kuBatboy.

UAlfred uya kwibar kwaye ufumana i-gin kunye ne-tonic ngomkhenkce kunye nesilayidi (aww), mhlawumbi ukubhiyozela ukubuyela emsebenzini wakhe. Ngokudibeneyo ubalekela kuMnumzana uLucius Fox ovela eWayne Enterprises kuloo bar ... kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo ayibonakali ngathi iyazenzekela. Kubonakala ngathi uAlfred weza kule bar ngenxa yezizathu zakhe. UAlfred uqhubeka exelela uLucius ibali malunga nomntu awayeqhelene naye kwiintsuku zakhe zemigulukudu yesitrato, umfana owamcela ukuba enze ifify elungileyo kwaye ngubani owamngcatshayo. UAlfred emva koko utyhila ukuba ndimkhuphile. Njenge kipper. Emva kwesingqi, uLucius uthi, Yintoni i… kipper?

Yima ke… ingaba u-Alfred wambulala lo mfo? Asizange siyifumanise. Kodwa uLucius uyafunda kwakamsinya ukuba kutheni uAlfred ebonakalisile kulo mngxunya wokunkcenkceshela ukumxelela amabali ayoyikisayo. Abantu abalaziyo ixesha lokuqala baya kukhumbula ukuba xa uBruce omncinci wayetyelele i-Wayne Enterprises, uLucius wamxelela inyani malunga notata wakhe omdala-oko kukuthi, ongasekhoyo uMnu. ube ngumkhondo.

UAlfred uthatha isigqibo sokupela yonke into ecace gca kuLucius, kunokuba abambelele kwizifaniso zentlanzi: ukuba uLucius uyangcatsha, uyindoda efileyo. Awunakho ukucaca ngakumbi kunoko, Mnu. Pennyworth!

ULucius uyamqinisekisa ukuba ufuna okona kulungileyo kuBruce. Sonke siyazi ukuba kunjalo. Kodwa u-Alfred’s wayengenasizathu sakukholelwa, ubuncinci okwangoku. Le yenye yeemeko ezinqabileyo xa IGotham ilawula ukwenza abaphulaphuli bayo bazi ukuba kuya kwenzeka ntoni, kodwa abalinganiswa abanangxaki kwingxaki enomdla, enkosi ngokuhamba kakuhle kunye nencoko enobuchule. IGotham Iintsomi zisenokuba sisiphelo esichazwe kwangaphambili, kodwa ngokufanelekileyo, akufuneki ibe luhambo oludinayo. Ngamafutshane, ndawuthanda lo mbono.

Emuva kwisebe lamapolisa, uBarbara uthathe isigqibo sokutsalela uJim umnxeba emsebenzini wakhe. Ndiqinisekile uyayazi ukuba banokuyicofa loo nto, kodwa uJim akabonakali ngathi uyasokolisa. Ngethamsanqa kuye, uBarbara kuvela ukuba umbiza ngeselula evela kwisebe lamapolisa. Uyiyo ngokoqobo ngaphaya kwegumbi , emjongile. Kulungile. Ngaba loo nto ifanele yoyike? Ukuba eli belilelinye isebe lamapolisa, ebezakubanjwa kwangoko. Endaweni yokuba ahambe-angabaleki- aphume ngomnyango wangaphambili, kwaye uJim uphulukana naye kwangoko. NJANI?!!!

Amanye amabanjwa abonakala kwisebe enxibe iimpahla zamapolisa, emva koko balithatha kwangoko iSebe ngezixhobo. Kutheni uzikhathaza ngempahla yamapolisa, emva koko? Ukuze ungene emnyango ongaphambili? Kwaye, ngokwenene, akukho mntu unqanda oku ukuba kwenzeke ??? Ngaba ukhona umntu owenza umsebenzi wakhe apha ngaphandle kukaJim? Owu, uxolo, ndiyayazi impendulo yalo mbuzo sele.

Kukho ukudubula okukhulu kwisebe, kodwa asiboni mntu uswelekayo. Sibona uNygma esindisa uMiss Pringle ngokutsiba emzimbeni wakhe ngexesha lomlilo, nangona kunjalo. Ncwina.

UBarbara uthoba uJim ezantsi kwendlela ehamba ngeenyawo. Ngokukhawuleza xa ejika ukuze athethe naye, uJim ubeka izandla (kunye nompu) phezulu, nangona uBarbara engenampu. Unalo, nangona kunjalo, unelungu elikhulu le-muscly Maniax elifihle ezithunzini lokwenza ibhidi yakhe… oko kukubetha ikamva likaJim, ngokucacileyo. Ujongeka elusizi kancinci ngelixa kusenzeka, nangona.

Emva kokuba uJim ephantsi kwaye enegazi, uBarbara wambamba wamxelela ukuba yonke into ilungile kuye ngoku. Owu, ndiyabona-oku kufana nenye yeentsuku zekofu zasemva kokuqhekeka apho wonke umntu azama ukwenza izinto ezinomdla ngakumbi kunokuba zinjalo. Unika uJim ukwanga okukhawulezayo, angazami nokukuphepha, emva koko ahambe.

Kutheni le nto yonke le nto yenzekileyo? Ukurhwebesha uJim kwisebe lamapolisa ukuze kube lula ukuba lithathwe ziirons? Okanye ngaba uBarbara wayefuna nje ukuqinisekisa ukuba uJim ukhuselekile kuqhushululu oluzayo?

UJerome ubopha uSara Essen kwaye uza nekhamera yevidiyo. Ndicinga ukuba lixesha lokuba abeke olu hlolo lubi kwinyathelo langaphambili. UJerome umbiza ngokuba lixhegwazana, nto leyo engaqhelekanga, kodwa ulusana lwenene ngoko ke ndicinga ukuba mdala ngokwemigangatho yakhe. Uyamtshicela ebusweni, emva koko ambethe entloko egazini, nto leyo imbi nge-esile kubathinjwa. Ngaphandle kokuba ebotshiwe, kwaye ufuna uJim ukuba abuye aze kumhlangula…

Esebenza kuyo. UJim otyunyuziweyo uzabalazela ukuphuma kuloo ndlela ye-ol kwaye abuyele kwindawo yakhe yokuphalaza igazi. Ipani ethe chu kwisebe lamapolisa ibonisa imizimba emininzi. Ngaba bonke abalinganiswa abangenamagama bafile apha? Nje ukuba uJim ayibuyisele kwi-ofisi ka-Essen, uJerome kunye nabanye abantu asebenza nabo kudala bemkile. UEssen ulele edesikeni, egcwele igazi ngokwakhe. Ugqithisa ezandleni zikaJim.

U-Lucius uzifumanele isimemo sangasese kwi-Baby Batcave, ngenxa yenkqubo engqongqo yokuhlola u-Alfred. Yena noBaby Bruce basebenza kule khompyuter yaphukileyo kunye, bezama ukubona ukuba yeyiphi idatha enokuhlangulwa kukhuseleko luka-Alfred. Kwangoko, uAlfred wabiza uLucius ngomntu wesayensi, kodwa ndiyaqonda ukuba uyazi ngeekhompyuter, ngoba kutheni? Isakhiwo siyafuneka umntu othile ukwazi ngeekhompyuter. (Ndiyamthanda uLucius - andikhalazi ncam, ndiyafunga.)

Nantsi i-blink-kwaye-uya kuwuphosa umzuzu kunye noNkosazana Kringle ozisa i-Nygma i-aspirin. La la la, le plotline ayenzeki, ndivuse xa kugqityiwe…

UBruce ukhawuleza esiya esikhululweni akuva nje malunga nokubulawa, kwaye u-soooo ukhululekile ukuba umhlobo wakhe uJim ulungile. Uh, kiddo, lonke isebe lamapolisa liyabonakala ayikho Kulungile. Kodwa, hay, loo mntu wenza owona msebenzi wakhe? Lo mfo wasinda. UGotham usindisiwe! Ngaphandle kwabo bonke abanye abantu abaswelekileyo. Khange basindiswe. Kodwa uJim wayenjalo ndixakekile .

UHarvey uyabonakala, enxibe umnqwazi wakhe wakudala. Iindevu zakhe zikhangeleka ngathi zindala, nazo. Aba bafana babini bathetha ngoSarah Essen kwixesha elidlulileyo, ngokungathi wasweleka, kodwa oko akunakulunga… nguSarah Essen !! Kufuneka abuye! Nguye kuphela umfazi owenza nantoni na kulo mboniso! (Kananjalo sele sisazi ukuba uyasinda kwiqela Batman amabali amabali. Kukwakho nayo.)

Ngapha koko, kuvakala ngathi uHarvey uphinda wajoyina umkhosi wamapolisa. UJim ubuza ukuba uza kuthini uScotty; UHarvey uthi ayinamsebenzi. Ewe, ndiyabheja ayenzi njalo, kuba ngekhe siphinde simbone uScotty kwakhona kulo mboniso.

UHarvey, uJim, kunye nabaphulaphuli ngokukhawuleza baphazanyiswa ngumnxibelelanisi weendaba ngeenwele ezingalibalekiyo. Kulungile, iinwele zakhe azikhange zikhankanywe okanye zichazwe, kodwa-ke fumana umthwalo we-mop! Usibonisa loo vidiyo uJerome ayithathileyo ngaphambili, enganyanzelisi kangako kuneenwele zakhe. I-vlog kaJerome isixelela ukuba asikaboni nothin okwangoku, kodwa akaculi nengoma okanye nantoni na. Kukho nokusikwa okuninzi; inokuba ususe yonke i-ums kunye ne-uhs eposini. Kuyivelisile ngokugqibeleleyo ividiyo ye-hostage, yiyo yonke into endiyithethayo.

Kukusongelwa oko, bantu! Ucinga ntoni ngesiqendu sesibini? Ndiyithande bhetele kune-premiere; ixesha elincinane esilichitha neemvakalelo zokungcungcuthekiswa nguJim, kokukhona ndonwaba ngakumbi. Ndibuthandile ubuhlobo obusakhasayo bukaAlfred noLucius. Ndisadanile kukuba iTigress ibinomgca omnye kuphela. Mhlawumbi kwixesha elizayo uya kufumana ezimbini?

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