Okokuqala, umxholo omncinci. Omnye umntu weetweets njengombhali wenkulungwane ye-14 u-Geoffrey Chaucer phantsi kwesiphatho @LeVostreGC . Izolo ebusuku, uChaucer wathumela umyalezo nge-tweet ngesiNgesi esiseMbindini esine-The Best Ever Death Metal Band Out of Denton yiNtaba yeebhokhwe, kwaye lonto iyamangalisa.
Kwimeko apho ufuna ukuvuselelwa khona ukuba ingakanani eyona Bhanti yentsimbi yokuDlula eBalaseleyo eDenton, nantsi iyenziwa bukhoma ngo-2008:
Dumisani uSathana, ewe, uJohn Darnielle.
Nalu uguqulelo oludweliswe ngokuqaqambileyo lwesiNgesi:
Oyena mntu ubalaseleyo we-Death Metale band ophume eChester, wayengumvuzo wee squyres ezazine-felawes ben sithen grammayre scole.
-Chaucer Doth Tweet (@LeVostreGC) Nge-19 ka-Agasti ka-2013
I-Oon yayinguKoreshi yclept, noThothoth Galfridus, kwaye amashumi amabini emva koko baphinde babuyela eGalfridus hys chambre. -Chaucer Doth Tweet (@LeVostreGC) Nge-19 ka-Agasti ka-2013
Olona hlobo lubalaseleyo lwe-Death Metal bande oluphuma kwi-Chester nevir lwenza iziqwengana zegama labo kwi-compaigyne yabo. -Chaucer Doth Tweet (@LeVostreGC) Nge-19 ka-Agasti ka-2013
I-Thogh eyona nto yayithandwa kakhulu ziintsuku ezininzi zepalamente yayiziiLuciferes Talons, kunye neeSlayeres, kunye neThos Who Dislyke the Hospitalers.
-Chaucer Doth Tweet (@LeVostreGC) Nge-19 ka-Agasti ka-2013
UGalfridus kunye noKoreshi kwi-herte-rootes zabo zaye zaya kwi-rles perles kunye ne-spycez, palanquines, kunye ne-lande.
-Chaucer Doth Tweet (@LeVostreGC) Nge-19 ka-Agasti ka-2013
Isangqa ezininzi isangqa kunye ne-hermetique sigil, thei bawabeka amangcwaba amagama abo kwi-lutes yn fyne hande yabo. -Chaucer Doth Tweet (@LeVostreGC) Nge-19 ka-Agasti ka-2013
Kwaye ke uKoreshi wayethunyelwe kwindawo ekude, kwaye waphinda wamxelela ukuba wayengenguye nodumo olwaluthetha udumo ngaye.
-Chaucer Doth Tweet (@LeVostreGC) Nge-19 ka-Agasti ka-2013
Kwaye ngenxa yelo sandi uGalfridus yn manye incwadi yangasese yenze ingcebiso malunga nokubuyiselwa kwimeko yabo yangaphambili.
-Chaucer Doth Tweet (@LeVostreGC) Nge-19 ka-Agasti ka-2013
Ukuba uyohlwaya umntu ngenxa yamaphupha akhe amaphupha, jonga nemveli yakho ukuze akuxolele.
-Chaucer Doth Tweet (@LeVostreGC) Nge-19 ka-Agasti ka-2013
Olona hlobo lubalaseleyo lokubhabha intsimbi ngaphandle kweChester iya kuba yingozi kwaye ikudlulisele ngaphandle.
-Chaucer Doth Tweet (@LeVostreGC) Nge-19 ka-Agasti ka-2013
Izibhengezo zibhabha esihogweni! Izibhengezo zibhabha esihogweni, kwiitoni! Baza kuza!
-Chaucer Doth Tweet (@LeVostreGC) Nge-19 ka-Agasti ka-2013
Izibhengezo zibhabha esihogweni, ewe, nguGeoffrey Chaucer.
Ngexesha elizayo xa umfundi wesikolo samabanga aphakamileyo enesithukuthezi ekubuza ukuba ithini inqaku lokufunda Iimbali zeCanterbury kukuthi, ubaxelela ngale nto, emva koko ubenze babeke phantsi u-Justin Bieber 45's kwaye bayifunde yonke loo nto kwi-Middle English.
Ndiyacela. Siyakubongoza. Ukuba sinabafundi apha ngaphandle abanokufikelela kwilute kunye nezixhobo zokurekhoda, nceda wenze le ngoma yenzeke.
(nge IChaucer Doth Tweet , umfanekiso nge Umasipala weSkara )
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