Ndiyazi kakuhle into yokuba mhlawumbi kungenxa ye-Twitter algorithm, kodwa ngalo lonke ixesha ndibona umkhwa weSpiderman, inxalenye encinci yomphefumlo wam iyafa. Ngenxa yeendaba zePlayStation 5 ezizise umdlalo omtsha weMiles Morales umdlalo ozayo, uSigcawu-Mntu uqalile ukuhamba kwakhona, kwaye ke oko kuza neeTweets zikaSpiderman nayo nayiphi na enye indlela ofuna ukupela ngayo igama leqhawe lewebhu.
Bukela iMiles Morales iguquka yenze isenzo kule ntshukumo # PlayStation5 Umdlalo ovela kwi-Spider-Man: Miles Morales. pic.twitter.com/Jwge4nCiV0
-I-IGN (@IGN) NgoSeptemba 16, 2020
Kwaye ewe, ndiyazi, kwisikimu esikhulu sezinto, oku ayisiyongxaki, kodwa ngalo lonke ixesha kukho uhlobo oluthile lweendaba zeSigcawu-sendoda, ndibona nje ukuhamba kukaSpiderman. Ngaba yialgorithm? Mhlawumbi, kodwa akukho # Spiderman phaya, kwaye nokuba ibiyiyo, kufanele ukuba ibe yiSpiderMan enekapitali M. AYILONA IGAMA LAKHE LOKUGQIBELA. UYAJIKELELA ISIDUMBU NENDODA.
Kwaye ukongeza konke, uPeter Parker uqinisekisile ukuba wonke umntu Uyayazi indlela yokupela igama lakhe. Uyikhombisile amaxesha ngamaxesha kuyo yonke iminyaka.
Kwaye xa nditsho amaxesha amaninzi, ndiyathetha. Iphantse yahlala ihlala njalo ngendlela athi ungalibali iqhagamshela okanye ukhumbule ikhonkco, kwaye ngokucacileyo, akukho mntu ufumana imemo! I-Spidey, mhlawumbi pela igama lakho ngaphandle kwewebhu ukuze wonke umntu azi?
Uyakwazi ukuxelela xa ucinga ukuba ibhalwe Spiderman ngaphezulu kweSigcawu-Man ukusuka kwindlela oyithetha ngayo. (Ukunyaniseka ngokupheleleyo, ndim lo. Ndiyazi nje xa uyithetha gwenxa, kwaye ndiloluhlobo lomntu endiza kuthi ndimbambe ngendlela eyiyo yokuyithetha phantsi komoya wam, kwaye ndiyaxolisa, Ndiyazi ukuba oko kundenza umngxuma **, kodwa andikwazi ukunceda. Bendihlala ndilungisa umama ngenxa yamagama opelo.)
Njengokuba, kufikelela kwinqanaba apho noKaputeni waseMelika eqhekeza iziqhulo malunga nenyani yokuba iSigcawu-Man siqinisekisa wonke umntu uyazi ukuba kukho ikhonkco egameni lakhe. Kodwa iKapa… ungamsola? Jonga ukuba mangaphi amaxesha okuba thina bantu basemhlabeni kufuneka sibakhumbuze abantu. Khange ndiyicinge indlela ekumele ukuba iyamcaphukisa ngayo uPeter Parker.
Ewe ewe, kunokwenzeka ukuba zibekho izinto ezibaluleke ngakumbi onokuhlala nazo engqondweni yakho, kodwa engqondweni yam, sebenzisa ikhonkco. Kulula kakhulu. Uyisigcawu nendoda. Asilogama lakhe lokugqibela. Nditsho noChandler Bing ebeyazi loo nto.
Kwaye njengomntu ongu-Leishman, oko kuthetha ukuba ndiyayazi indlela yokubiza yamadoda, ndingakuxelela ukuba mna nqwenela igama lam lokugqibela ndinguLeish-Man, kodwa yeha, ayisebenzi njalo. Ke ukusukela ngoku, masikhumbule ikhonkco ngenxa yam kunye noPeter Parker.
(umfanekiso: Ukuzonwabisa kweMarvel)
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