Ngeli nqanaba sele uvile malunga nokuba ulunge kangakanani Umboniso bhanyabhanya weLego ngu. Ukuba akunjalo, nalu uhlolo lwam olufutshane: Kuyamangalisa. Kuyamangalisa wonke umntu. Abantwana. Abantu abadala. Abaphambukeli. Iirobhothi. Iirobhothi ezingaqhelekanga. Ukuba ufuna ukucaciswa okungakumbi, funda enye yeempendulo ezilungileyo zefilimu-eya kuba yi-95% yazo-kwi Utamatisi obolileyo . Ukuthelekisa: Frozen uhleli mhle nge-89%, kwaye Umboniso bhanyabhanya weLego abalawuli Phil Nkosi kwaye UChris Miller 'Umboniso bhanyabhanya wangaphambili (ogqwesileyo), Kunamafu ngeThuba leMidlalo yeenyama , inereyithingi engama-87%.
Ewe, Umboniso bhanyabhanya weLego iyamangalisa. Kodwa yonke imovie, nokuba ilungile kangakanani, inezinto zayo ezimbi *. Apha zi Umboniso bhanyabhanya weLego ‘S.
* Ngaphandle kwalo mgaqo ngu Inkcazelo .
(Qaphela: Akukho bonakalisi kolu luhlu. Kunokubakho ezinye kwizimvo.)
1) Yonke into eyoyikekayo iya kuzihlalela ebuchotsheni bakho kwaye uyicothe kancinci uyokuhlambela ngobundlobongela bayo obusulelayo
Siye sabona nomhlobo wam Umboniso bhanyabhanya weLEGO NgoMgqibelo ebusuku. Ndilahlekile ukubala inani lamaxesha kwiiyure ezingama-24 ezalandelayo esijike zangumnye ukucula imigca yokuvula yengoma yesiginesha yomdlalo bhanyabhanya. Ndiqinisekile ukuba ndizamile ukuyicula ndilele . Kwaye ngokungazikhetheli ukukhupha yonke into yinto eyoyikisayo! Kuhle xa ujinga nabahlobo okanye kwigumbi lakho wedwa. Kodwa kwenzeka ntoni xa ndisemngcwabeni? Andizokwazi ukunceda. Iyathandeka kakhulu.
2) Ukulila Kunye neeglasi ze3D kwiNtlungu kwi-Ass
Njengoko ukhala ngamehlo e-decker combo combo: Iiglasi eziqhelekileyo ezineglasi ze-3D ezihleli ngaphezulu. Abahlobo bam amehlo amane, uyazi ukuba yintoni na. Kukho inqaku apho Umboniso bhanyabhanya weLego iya kukwenza kungcono ufumane inkungu. Andifuni ukuyimoshela wena, kodwa kukho iyelenqe eliliqhinga lokuba wena bebengalindelanga .
3) Kufuneka uMfazi oMangalisayo ngakumbi
Le kuphela kwe-quasi-satirical. Le yayiyindawo yokuqala yefilimu kaWonder Woman, kwaye wayengekho kuyo ngokungaphaya koko sikubonileyo kwiitreyila. Inyaniso yokuba ukuqala kukaWondy kukwi-movie apho enendima encinci kwaye engade ayikhabe nayiphi na impundu ngokupheleleyo Kwi-WB nakwiDC, hayi Umboniso bhanyabhanya weLego . Yima nzu. Ndingathanda umntu wesithathu obhinqileyo onendima ebalulekileyo yokongezwa kwizikhundla. Yenza ipirate ibe yinkosikazi! Okanye utshintshe UMorgan Freeman ye UJudi Dench ! Oko kwathiwa, ndiyayithanda indlela ababhali befilimu abangazange bawele ngayo kumgibe wokwenza ukuba ababhinqileyo bakhokele, iWyldstyle, iManic Pixie Dream Minifig. Kwajongwa kwinqanaba elinye ngathi banakho, kodwa ukuphela komdlalo bhanyabhanya wayenearhente yakhe kunye nophuhliso lomlinganiswa olwahlukileyo lokunceda umlinganiswa ophambili uEmetm aqonde ~ ~ ~ ubugorha bokwenene obunokubakho ~ * ~ (ekugqibeleni, waye… ahhhhh, abaphangi).
4) Akukho nto iyakuze ilunge njengeNgoma yeBatman
Yonke imovie yaseBatman ukusukela apha kude kube sekupheleni kwexesha ngaphandle kweBatman's Self-Portrait yokufaka iikhredithi zayo iya kuba mbi. Amadoda entsimbi ngokulandelelana, ndijonge ngqo kuwe.
5) Uya kuthandana neLizwi likaSuku lukaCharlie (ukuba Irim engasebenzi Khange uyenze ngoku)
Uyakwenza nje. Yamkele. Inja yokudlala yenja exubene nengxowa yezikhonkwane ezinomhlwa (leyo yiMini iyichaza, ngendlela) iya kuzifaka ngokwakho kwi-Conscious yakho kwaye inyanzelise kwingqondo yakho de ube uzibhuqe onke amaxesha alithoba Kusoloko kunelanga ePhiladelphia kwisithuba seeveki, mhlawumbi kwaneentsuku. Ndiphantsi kwale ndlela, kwaye ndiyayazi ukuba ihamba njani: NgoDayman enamathele entlokweni yakho ecaleni kwayo yonke into iyamangalisa. ISITHUBA SOMSEBENZI! ISITHUBA SOMSEBENZI! ISITHUBA SOMSEBENZI!
Kwaye Ibhonasi:
Umboniso bhanyabhanya weLego Ipelwe iLego Movie, kodwa iLego, xa uthetha ngento yokudlala, yiLeGO. Yonke iminqwazi. Oko ngokusemthethweni ukuba kunjani. Yonke into endiyicelayo kukungaguquguquki okuncinci kokuhlela!
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