Iimfazwe zeNkwenkwezi: IJedi yokugqibela uye wabizwa eyona iphikisayo Idabi leenkwenkwezi imuvi rhoqo kwaye olona yantlukwano Idabi leenkwenkwezi Umboniso bhanyabhanya okwangoku. Iphefumlelwe iimpendulo ezinamandla neziphikisayo ezivela kubo bobabini abagxeki kunye nabaphulaphuli, bethanda ulwalathiso olutsha kwaye abanye beziva ngathi aluzukanga bhanyabhanya ngaphambi kwalo. Nangona kunjalo, Ukubetha okubalulekileyo Ndijonge emva koovimba be-fanzine kwaye ndafumanisa ukuba ayisiyo eyokuqala Idabi leenkwenkwezi Ifilimu ukwahlulahlula-hlula. Ubukhosi , ithathwa njengeyona ibalaseleyo Idabi leenkwenkwezi ifilimu, ikwakhuthaze uninzi lwembambano.
Umzekelo, Starlog Umbhali wabasebenzi uDavid Gerrold ubhale ezi zicalulo zingezantsi Ubukhosi kuphononongo olusemthethweni. Uyakuyazi imixholo ngokubanzi - awuvumelani nabagxeki, izikhalazo malunga nolwakhiwo-ukusuka kugxeko oluninzi IJedi yokugqibela .
Ndiyithandile. Ndenze njalo. Andikhange ndiyithande ngokwaneleyo.
Phantse bonke abagxeki elizweni bekuxelele indlela olunge ngayo umfanekiso; bebesoloko bewa phantsi ukuba bakuxelele. Iintloni. Ndiziva ndinetyala ngokungayithandi njengokuba kufanelekile.
Ulwakhiwo, ifilimu inesiphene yimfuno yayo yokuxelisa ifomula eyandulelayo yokusika ngokukhawuleza. Sinqumle sijikeleze phakathi kukaLuka noYoda eDagobah naseLeia kunye noHan kwiiasteroids, kwaye ixesha lexesha kuzo zombini iiseti zeziganeko ziphosakele. Babebaleka ixesha elingakanani uHan noLeia? Ufunda ixesha elingakanani uLuka?
Abalandeli nabo abavumelani malunga neenqanawa zabo abazithandayo, njengoko besenza namhlanje. Umlandeli uCarol Kane, ocatshulwe ngezantsi, wacaphuka kakhulu ukuba uLeia unxibe imilebe eshushu uHan Solo endaweni yomntu olungileyo uLuka Skywalker.
C'mon Leia, kutheni ungajongi nje? Awuboni ukuba uLuka ujongene nantoni? Unokuba nomfana olungileyo njengaye. Endaweni yokuba umfulathele. Libala ukuba nguLuka owakusindisayo ekubeni iiathom zakho zisasazeke kumnyele. Libala ukuba yayinguLuka, hayi uHan Solo, owayefuna ukuba uhlangulwe kwindawo yokuvalelwa kwe-Death Star. Kodwa awudingi ukuba uyikhumbule yonke loo nto, Leia. Logama imilebe eshushu uHan ejikeleze, ngubani ofuna uLuka phofu?
Kwaye kukho intombazana engeyonyani ye-SJW uRichard Hess ngapha, ibonwe ngezantsi ifaka ukuchaneka kwakhe kwezopolitiko okutsha kunye nezopolitiko ezishiyekileyo kwi-franchise abalandeli babo abangazange bakhathalele loo nto! Akukho mntu wakhe wakhathazeka ngale nto nge-tril yoqobo… oh, linda. Maka onke ama-fanboy aphendulayo owaziyo.
UGeorge Lucas wenze imovie nangakumbi ngokobuhlanga nangokwesini kunokuqala. Ndingacinga ukuba uBilly Dee Williams angacaphukela ukuba ngumqondiso omnyama kwifilimu. Kwakukho omnye umfazi omnye, ngaphandle kukaCarrie Fisher, kumdlalo bhanyabhanya.
Le isuka e-Arlene Bahrenburg, ekubhekiswa kuyo ukuba ineentsuku ezili-1,095 zokuba ndifikelele kwisigqibo sam, yaziva ingowona mvanje. Yalatha kwinkcubeko yethu emangalisayo yomlandeli wethiyori, uqikelelo kunye nokuqikelela.
Kwaye, omnye wemibuzo emikhulu engqondweni yam ngubani omnye umfundi kaYoda? Ngaba inokuba yintombazana-inomdla wothando kuLuka? Ndineentsuku ezili-1,095 zokuba ndenze izigqibo zam.
Ndikuthandile ukufunda ezi zinto, kuba zigqamisa iindlela zokuba ubundlobongela buhlale bunjalo kule minyaka idlulileyo, kunye nenyani yokuba ezi ngxoxo zivuyisayo, ziphikisanayo kwaye zinomdla bezisenzeka ngonaphakade.
Ewe kunjalo, omnye umahluko ophambili kwintetho namhlanje kukobudlelwane babalandeli kubuqulunqi. Abathandi ngoku banokufikelela kwangoko kubalawuli, abadlali, kunye nababhali kwimidiya yoluntu. Oku akubaniki kuphela indawo yokunxibelelana ngqo nabantu abenza into abayithandayo, kodwa kukwathetha ukuba banokuthumela iimpendulo zabo kwangoko. Endaweni yokuhlala phantsi ukubhala nokuthumela ileta, ethatha ixesha kwaye ikunike ixesha lokupholisa, banokuvele bakhuphe ngokukhawuleza emva kokuphuma kwindawo yemidlalo yeqonga-okanye naxa bebukele, ngokuthumela umyalezo ngamawonga.
Isiphumo ngokuqinisekileyo sinokwenza inkcubeko yomlandeli izive iyityhefu ngakumbi, inamandla ngakumbi, okanye ihlasela ngakumbi, kodwa imibuzo esisiseko malunga nayo Idabi leenkwenkwezi soloko ndikhona.
(Ukuhamba Ukubetha okubalulekileyo kwaye io9 ; umfanekiso: Walt Disney Studios kunye noLucasfilm)
