Intsingiselo ethandwayo kwintengiso zorhwebo yile umntu osisimumu -Amadoda (okanye ngakumbi, amadoda) angakwaziyo ukugqiba umsebenzi olula wasekhaya oqhele ukubandakanya ukucoca okanye ukulungisa ukutya kugcinwa ngoothixokazi babo basekhaya. Kwaye njengabafazi, senzelwe ukubukela ezi ntengiso kwaye sicinge, Owu, ezo oafs zizidenge! Abayi kuhlala usuku ngaphandle kwam!
Nantsi ukukhanya kweendaba: baya kwenza kwaye bayenza. Baninzi kakhulu abesilisa abangatshatanga abangahlali nabasetyhini ababalulekileyo abanokuzimela xa bejamelene nemfumba yeempahla ezimdaka kunye nezitya. Kuba amadoda awazizo izidenge ezingenakuzinceda. (Kwaye ngale ndlela, ndicinga ukuba sishiyekile ukuba sicinge ukuba amakhaya anabantu abatshatileyo abesilisa abatshatileyo ayindawo enobungozi yingozi. Ewe, mhlawumbi akunjalo.) Kutheni iintengiso zeemveliso zokucoca amakhaya zingajoliswanga kubo bonke abantu abanqwenela indlu yangasese ecocekileyo kunye nezitya ziyandirhabaxa yonke imihla. Kodwa nantsi inyama yam yenkomo: ukuxhotyiswa kwabasetyhini aba bathengisi bazama ukusiqinisekisa? Ubungqina. Gee, enkosi, kwintengiso yamadoda. Enkosi ngokuqhubeka nokuseka iziko labasetyhini lamandla njengekhaya. Hayi njengomondli, kodwa njengesicakakazi. Kwaye ayisosona sizathu sokuphulukana nangona sinikwe amandla. Kuyinto ehlekisayo.
Njengomntu obhalayo kwaye enze umdlalo ohlekisayo, into endihlala ndibaleka kuyo yindlela amanye amadoda anzima ngayo ukubhala iindima ezifanelekileyo zabafazi. Nceda uqaphele ukuba ndithe ezinye hayi onke amadoda. Ke, xa ndisenza izinto ngokubanzi, nceda ugcine engqondweni ukuba ndenza ukuvelisa ngokubanzi kuphela malunga nala madoda angakwaziyo ukubhala abantu basetyhini. Kungenxa yokuba uninzi lwamadoda lunokubhala iindima ezinkulu kuye wonke umntu. Ngapha koko, buyela kwinqanaba lam.
Ngokubanzi, xa la madoda ebhala inqaku lomntu obhinqileyo, umfazi akangomntu uhlekisayo. Umfazi wakhonza ukwenza ukuba indoda ibonakale ihlekisa. Ukuba asiphoswanga njenge-prop-one-dim proposal ngokupheleleyo ngelixa amadoda esibaxelela onke amahlaya kwaye sithathe iziphoso, emva koko siphoswe njenge-crazy / bitchy / gross ex- okanye intombi yangoku yenye indoda. (Zikhona ukulungiselela ukuqokelela uvelwano ngendoda kunye nokwenza ababukeli babe secaleni kwayo.) Umzekelo wangaphambili yinto eyenzekayo kwezi ntengiso zingathethiyo.
Umfazi ubukele umyeni wakhe edidekile ngokubeka ihempe kumatshini wokuhlamba impahla. Uqhala amehlo, uye, Owu, wena! emva koko kwenzeka ntoni? Umenzela iimpahla! Ubuyela kumyeni wakhe ohleli esofeni, ebukele umabonwakude, kwaye utyhila ihempe yakhe esandula ukucofa. Akazange ahlambe kuphela kwaye wome, kodwa waphinda waayina. Ngenxa yokuba nguye kuphela onokukwenza oko. Emva koko uyaphuma kunye nabahlobo bakhe - kwihempe yakhe ecocekileyo- ngelixa umfazi ecinga ukuba uvele wabonisa idolt yakhe yehubbie eqhuba olu manyano. Qikelela, uKumkanikazi wokuhlamba iimpahla? Wenza.
Lowo ngumzekelo osisiseko. Kodwa nanku umzekelo ongacacanga wokuba amadoda aphelela ekubeni abe ngabo abonwaba kwaye babe ngowona mthombo wokuzonwabisa ngelixa abasetyhini kufuneka babe ngabo banoxanduva, abanyamezelayo:
Nantsi intengiso endiyithandayo kuba imalunga Ukucofa iimpundu (kwaye kuba UDanny Pudi ukusuka Ekuhlaleni Kuyo), kodwa kwakhona, nantsi enye inkosikazi ekhathazekileyo izama ukusindisa indoda yayo esisidenge kuye:
Zibonakala zilingana ngokulinganayo, zilumkile. Bobabini bayintlekisa kakhulu. Ndingaphila naloo nto.
Kodwa ke kukho obu bubhanxa, apho indoda izama ukukhohlisa umfazi wayo ukuba akholelwe ukuba umfana we-pizza ubangele ukungcola kwigumbi labo lokuhlala:
Kuqala, indoda ikhangeleka ngathi iyinto nje epheleleyo yokuzama ukubaleka ngokuxoka kangaka kumfazi wayo, ukuze angabi sehla esofeni kwaye acoceke. Ke, izonka ??? Mhlawumbi yena ayikho uxoka ngomfo wepitsa! Hayi, yima umzuzu… d’oh! Uyifumene ibhokisi yeDiGiorno pizza! Oh noez , ngoku amadoda kufuneka acoce! Amadoda ahluphekileyo athotyelwe ngelixa oko kuthetha ukuba, inenekazi litya isonka sabo.
Ewe, ayikokuxhotyiswa kwabasetyhini oko. Oko ngamadoda ohlwaywa ngokwenza umsebenzi wamanenekazi.
Ngokusisiseko, uninzi lwezi ntengiso lubandakanya amadoda ukuba abe ziinkwenkwezi zomdlalo lo gama abasetyhini bencwina kwaye bagqibela ngokwenza uluhlu. Awundikhohlisanga, ntengiso madoda. Ngoku hamba ucoce indlu yakho yangasese.
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