Xa uTrump washiya iZiko lezonyango laseWalter Reed ngoMvulo ebusuku, waxhaya inqindi yakhe emoyeni amaxesha ambalwa ngaphambi kokuba akhwele eMarine One ukuba abuyele e-White House. Kodwa kuyacaca ukuba uTrump wayecebe ukumka okukhulu kwesibhedlele. Ngokwe- ingxelo kwiNew York Times , UTrump wayefuna ukwenza uClark Kent kuSuperman atyhile:
Kwiminxeba emininzi kwimpelaveki ephelileyo evela kwisikhundla sikaMongameli eWalter Reed National Medical Medical Centre, uMnu.Trump wabelana ngombono awayewuthathela ingqalelo. Ulwazi lweencoko. Kodwa ngaphantsi kwengubo yakhe enxibe ezantsi, wayeza kunxiba i-T-shirt yeSuperman, awayeyityhila njengophawu lwamandla xa ekrazula umaleko ongaphezulu. Ekugqibeleni akazange aqhubeke nokuhamba.
Iindaba ze-stunt zisasazeka ngokukhawuleza, kwaye uWilly Wonka waqala ukuhamba kwi-Twitter, njengoko abantu ngokukhawuleza bathelekisa ukwaziswa kweWonka kwifilimu:
Kodwa ke, le yiTrump yeklasikhi: inkwenkwezi yokwenyani yento enokwenza iintloko kunye nokuxhoma isiseko sakhe. Kuyi-stunt eya kuba ngaphezulu ekhaya kwiWWE okanye uthotho lwenyani. Ngeliphandle, kuyothusa ukuba uTrump akazange amshiye uWalter Reed enxibe isirinji enkulu ngelixa ecula Ungandiyeki ngoku.
Kodwa iSuperman stunt stunt ayizizo izinto zamagorha. Kukunyanzelwa kwe-crass okutyeshela ubunyani besi sifo. Ngamafutshane, yintshukumo yeklasi yeLex Luthor.
Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, iTrump kunye neLuthor zithwala ukufana okufanayo. Zombini zii-CEO ezilambele amandla kunye noyilo kulawulo lwehlabathi. Zombini zinokuxandeka kwimithombo yeendaba nakwimbono yazo yoluntu. Zombini stoke uloyiko oluchasene nomphambukeli kunye nocalucalulo. Kwaye bobabini banempandla, nangona i-Lex ubuncinci bokuzithemba ngokwaneleyo ukuba inyikime ipate ecocekileyo. U-Luthor wanyulwa nokuba ngumongameli amaxa amathathu ngaphezulu kwembali yomlinganiswa.
Uthelekiso lukaTrump-njengo-Luthor alunto intsha, kodwa andinakukunceda kodwa ndikhunjulwe ngalo emva kokuphantse kwamva nje. Umnqweno kaTrump wokutyhila ihempe kaSuperman uthetha ngokungazithembi okuhleli phantsi okwenza uLuthor azonde uSuperman. Kukulangazelela amandla kunye nokudumisa okuphefumlelweyo nguSuperman. Ibango lokuphathwa njengothixo.
Uninzi luye kwathatha amajelo eendaba ezentlalo ukugcoba uTrump ngenxa yesitokhwe sakhe:
Kuya kufuneka uyifunde le nto ukuze uyikholelwe.
UTrump wayeceba ukubonakala ebuthathaka kwaye emva koko wakrazula ihempe yakhe yokunxiba ukuze atyhile ihempe kaSuperman xa wayeshiya esibhedlele, ngokuka @kwimana .
Nanini na xa ndicinga ukuba uTrump akakwazi ukwenza enye into ehlekisayo, undibonisa ukuba andilunganga. pic.twitter.com/yvxJuRkrAu
-Renato Mariotti (@renato_mariotti) Okthobha 10, 2020
Ndiyamazi uSuperman. USuperman waye ligorha lam. Mongameli Trump, awunguye uSuperman. Ukusuka @kwimana : pic.twitter.com/MtasJB71Gc
-U-Preet Bharara (@PreetBharara) Okthobha 10, 2020
Njengomlandeli omkhulu weSuperman, ndinokuxelela ukuba wayezonda amaNazi, wayengumfuduki, enenja, ethanda amashishini ephephandaba, kwaye engazange axoke. Ngokwenyani ngokuchasene noDonald Trump. https://t.co/1aQKVQgG45
-Robert Garcia (@RobertGarciaLB) Nge-11 ka-Okthobha ka-2020
Andiqinisekanga ukuba kutheni uTrump ecinga ngaye njengoSuperman, kuba ngokucacileyo nguBatman emva kwexesha esebenza kwizitofu zekhompyuter kwiBat Computer. https://t.co/uJeVgGArxG
-Seth Masket (@smotus) Nge-11 ka-Okthobha ka-2020
Andikwazi ukucinga ngenye into engathandekiyo ukuba ixilongo ngaphezu komntu ongaphezulu. nje… fuck off mfo. pic.twitter.com/gxaKBTtUQP
-U-Oliver Willis (@owillis) Okthobha 10, 2020
Itsho i-NY Times, uTrump wayefuna ukuvela kuWalter Reed ejongeka ethe-ethe, emva koko wabuyisa ihempe yakhe ukuveza uphawu lweSuperman. Njengomntu obhalele, kwaye wakhula kunye noSuperman, kubonakala kum ngathi uyididekile indlu ka-El naleyo kaGeneral Zod.
-J. Michael Straczynski (@straczynski) Okthobha 10, 2020
Oyena mntu wayecinga ukuba licebo elihle eli? Owayesakuba nguSuperman kunye nomxhasi weTrump uDean Kaini:
Ngekhe ulibale. https://t.co/bRFQpJCkf8
-UDean Kaini (@RealDeanCain) Okthobha 10, 2020
(ngeNew York Times, umfanekiso obonisiweyo: DC Comics / skrini)
Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!
-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —
