Ukukhulula i-Kraken ayithethi into ocinga ukuba iyayenza, amaxilongo

Ukungqubana kraken kwezi titans

Ukukhululwa kweKraken kuqhubeka kwi-Twitter namhlanje kuba kubonakala ngathi, amaRiphabhlikhi awazange abone imovie kwaye acinga nokuba bukhona ubungqina bobuqhetseba bokuvota kwaye babiza iKraken yabo. Ndiyacinga. Yinto engaqhelekanga, ecekecekeyo yokuhlekisa xa i-MAGA morons kwimithombo yeendaba zentlalo ifuna ukuba kukhululwe i-monster yasentsomini eyayingeyoyayo nakwibali eyaziwayo njengesafobe sokukhupha ubungqina (abukhoyo). Kwaye ayichaphazeli nento yokuba I-KRAKEN LOSES.

Kodwa masibuyele umva kuba kukho izendlalelo ezininzi zokuKhupha i-Kraken kangangokuba kungasithatha ixesha ukuba sibonise.

UKUYA ukuqhekeka sisilo saselwandle, kwaye kuvunyelwene kakuhle ukuba luhlobo olukhulu lwento yeskwidi. Sisilo esipholileyo kuba, kulungile, kusenokwenzeka ukuba kusekwe kwizilwanyana zokwenyani ezadibana nabantu baseNorse kangangeenkulungwane njengoko babehamba ngeenqanawa, besenza loo nto iViking. Yima, utsho. Norse? Ndacinga ukuba sisiGrike ?!

Hayi. Ke, ngo-1981 wobugcisa bhanyabhanya Ukungqubana kweeTatans , iqhawe elidumileyo lesiGrike uPerseus kufuneka oyise iKraken ukuze asindise intanda yakhe, iNkosazana uAndromeda. Ukwenza oku ngokubamba intloko yeMedusa, ejika iKraken ibe lilitye.

Into leyo, ayisiyiyo kwaphela ihamba njani intsomi yantlandlolo . Kwimbali yokuqala, uPerseus ufuna ukubuyisela intloko yaseMedusa ngezizathu ezinxulumene neNkosazana kwaye igcina iAndromeda ekubeni ibingelelwe irhamncwa laselwandle uCetus . Ngokwenyani kwenzeka ukuba kuloo ndawo.

Kodwa xa iHollywood yafika kwii-80s zakuqala ukuze zilungelelanise ibali lePerseus kwisikrini sesilivere, kwaye ngenxa yokuba babenodumo lwezinto ezizodwa umyili uRay Harryhausen ebhodini, babengafuni ukuhamba nalo naluphi na uhlobo lwerhamncwa lolwandle kwaye endaweni yoko bathatha Ixesha uKraken kwaye ulinamathisela kwi-monster ye-icon abayenzileyo. Kwaye kulungile. Incinci kakhulu kumdlalo bhanyabhanya echanekileyo kwiintsomi zamaGrike. Heck, izihloko ezibethanayo zetayitile zimelwe ukuba nguMedusa kunye noKraken, kodwa akukho namnye kubo osondele kuTitan (ababengabanako ukungafi ababengaphambi koothixo).

Ukukhawuleza ukuya ku-2010, xa Ukungqubana kweeTatans wenziwa kwakhona. Ngelixa imovie yantlandlolo i-goofy, ulonwabo lwasentsomini (endandiluthanda xa ndandisengumntwana), ukubuyiswa kwakhona yayisisilo kwaye ekuphela kwento ekuye kwanyamezeleka yayingumzuzu owenziweyo osuka kwitreyila xa uLiam Neeson esithi khupha iKraken! Kwaye imeko imbi nangakumbi kunomboniso bhanyabhanya wokuqala kuba kukho eli cebo lilonke ekubuyiseleni malunga neHadesi kunye neKraken ngumntwana wakhe ??? Kubi! Kodwa sinememe!

Isililo sokukhulula i-Kraken sele sisetyenziselwe phantse iminyaka elishumi ngoku, kwaye, ewe, ihlala ibhekisa kwimimandla esezantsi yomntu. Kwimeko elungileyo, kubhekiswa kuyo I-rum etyetyisiweyo (nto leyo emnandi kunye nenqaku lesipho leholide- ilungile kwiqanda nog). Kodwa emva koko… amaXilongo ayifumana.

Andikwazi ukulandelela konke ukuhlekisa, kodwa, umfazi obizwa ngegama USidney Powell , endandingazange ndakhe ndamsikelela ukusukela namhlanje, uzibize ngokuba nguKraken ongu… ukhetho. UNks Powell ulilungu leqela lezomthetho lika-Mongameli Trunp. Kwaye ukukhutshwa komnxeba we-Kraken ovela kwi-MAGA Twitter bekukho konke malunga nokukhulula uSidney ukuba asindise ubongameli beTrump ngazo zonke iintlobo zobungqina bokwenyani bobuqhetseba bokuvota okanye ukukhupha ubungqina ngokubanzi.

NguBONKERS, ukutsho nje okuncinci.

Leyo yingxaki kuba inye, abukho obo bungqina kuba kwakungekho buqhetseba bokuvota kwaye unyulo aluzange lubiwe, kwaye ezimbini, I-KRAKEN ISI-MONSTER YAYE IJIKISELWE NGamatye YABULAWA LIQHAWE.

Ekugqibeleni, konke kuyinto encinci kakhulu. Ngokufana nendlela le mizekelo ikhanyayo yokucinga okunzulu ingafumani ukuba iHomelander yindoda embi Amakwenkwe , Abakufumani oko kuchonga ubungqina babo bobuxoki kunye neentshatsheli ngesikhohlakali esiphambeneyo esiphosakeleyo esibonisa owona myalelo uphakamileyo.

Kwaye safumana iimemem ezingakumbi.

Ndifuna nje ukwazi ukuba ngubani uMedusa kule meko…

(umfanekiso: MGM)

Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!

-UMary Sue unomgaqo-nkqubo ongqongqo ongavumiyo, kodwa ungaphelelanga apho, ukuthukwa kwabantu nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —