Intlanganiso kaDonald Trump Conan Inja Yomkhosi ijikeleze njengoko ubuya kulindela

UDonald Trump wenza ubuso obukrwada phambi kweflegi yaseMelika.

Uyayikhumbula ifoto engaqhelekanga kaDonald Trump ebeka imbasa kumntwana olungileyo? Ewe, ukuqiqa emva kwayo konke kungenxa yokuba umfundi wezomkhosi ekuthethwa ngaye wayesasebenza kwaye engenakukwazi ukuza kwi-White House okwangoku. Kuseyimfihlakalo kuthi sonke ukuba kutheni uTrump engazange… alinde eyona nto iyiyo, kodwa namhlanje, ekugqibeleni sabingelelwa nenja esiya engceni yeWhite House.

Ngoku ngesiqhelo, oku ngekhe kube ziindaba, nut ingxaki yile UDonald Trump uzithiyile izinja, kwaye ukuba wayengekho i-monster, loo nto yayiza kuba yikhonkwane lokugqibela kwibhokisi yomzekeliso. Kodwa sinethamsanqa kuthi sonke, sele siyazi ukuba ungoyena mbi, ngoko ke ubudlelwane bakhe obunzima kunye nezinja benza ukuba kucace gca.

Namhlanje, xa intshontsho elalincedisa kugqogqo lwenkokheli ye-Isis u-Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi weza e-White House (egama linguConan ngokufanelekileyo), umongameli waqinisekisa ukuxelela wonke umntu ukuba ucinga ukubeka isicheme enjeni imbonakalo. Ngoba? Kuba uyazi ukuba izinja zinokumfimfitha usathana ngokwakhe kwaye ngeza kuhlasela? Ngenxa yokuba izinja ziyazi xa kukho i-monster egumbini kunye nabo, kwaye akazange afune ukutyhilwa?

Andisiqondi nje ukuba kutheni umongameli eza kukhathazeka kwasekuqaleni, ngakumbi xa ephume lula. Inja yayincamathele phesheya kolwandle. Ngewayetshilo nje ukuba inja yayinikezelwa, kodwa wayewuphosile umsitho, kwaye yayiyilonto. Endaweni yokuba uTrump azivulele ukuba segumbini elinenja. Kunjengokuba wayefuna ukuba abantu bacinge ukuba inja ingamthanda kwaye yaqinisekiswa ukuba ayilunganga kuba uConan uyazazi izinto.

Ayikokokuqala isilwanyana sizama ukuhlasela umongameli, kwaye ndiyathemba ukuba ayiloxesha lokugqibela ukubizwa kukaDonald Trump ngamagorha esizwe-kuba, khumbula, ukhozi olunempandla luphawu lweMelika, kunye nokhozi olunempandla ngokoqobo ndazama ukumluma.

Ixilongo lihlaselwa lukhozi

Izilwanyana, ngelixa zinoburhalarhume, zezona zibalaseleyo phakathi kwethu, oko kuthetha ukuba abanakugweba isimilo njengabanye. Umzekelo, izinja ziyazi ukuba ndiyinja, kwaye loo nto iyacaca xa izinja ziya kundifumana esitratweni kwaye zizame ukuza kuthi kum kwaye zivumele ndiziphathe. Ngalo lonke ixesha kusenzeka, ndiziva ndingoyena mntu ulungileyo, kuba ndiyazi ukuba zinobungozi kangakanani izilwanyana.

Ke inyani yokuba uninzi lwezilwanyana zimthiyile uDonald Trump kwaye nokuba zizama ukumhlasela okanye zenqaba ukunxiba isicheme? Ngokwenene yenza ukuba ucinge.

(umfanekiso: BRENDAN SMIALOWSKI / AFP ngokusebenzisa imifanekiso kaGetty)

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