Ukubaluleka kweNkcubeko yePenis kaChris Pine kwiKumkani engekho mthethweni

I-Intanethi yaba lulwandle lwabalandeli bakaChris Pine abanomdla kakhulu xa kwavela iindaba zokuba uza kuba ze ngokupheleleyo kumdlalo bhanyabhanya weNetflix UKumkani ongekho mthethweni . Ukusuka Isihogo okanye aManzi aPhakamileyo Umlawuli uDavid Mackenzie, ifilimu isekwe kwiziganeko zembali ezithatha indlela uRobert the Bruce awaba nguKumkani weScots ngenkulungwane ye-14.

Kuyavunywa, ngekhe uyazi ukuba kuninzi losasazo lweendaba. Nje ukuba iindaba ziqhekeze ukuba iPine inendawo ethe gabalala, uninzi lwe-buzz yagxila ekuphikisaneni nokuba iPine yayithetha inyani na Eda ucacise kutheni oku kuyimpazamo xa isimilo sakhe uSteve Trevor esithi ungaphezulu komndilili, kwaye ukuba besizakukujonga oko ngexesha lokwenyani okanye hayi. Njengokuba kunjalo Ingxabano yakutshanje Ngaphezulu kwe ibatdick ukwenza ukubonakala kwi-DC Comics, ukubona le nxalenye ye-anatomy yamadoda kunqabile kwimithombo yeendaba ukuba ezi meko zodwa zibe yiminyhadala yenkcubeko.

Kodwa nantsi into: Akufanele sothuke xa sibona incanca. Ngokuqinisekileyo asothuki xa umfazi ehamba ze. Kwifilimu, umfazi waseNgilandi waseRobert, uElizabeth (odlalwa nguFlorence Pugh owayesoloko enetalente) uyayikhupha ilokhwe kwaye andiyibethi ngamehlo. Ndibuqhele kakhulu ubunqunu babasetyhini kwinkcubeko yam yep pop kangangokuba ndazixukuxa ii-boobs zakhe kuba phantse yonke imovie-kunye nomdlalo weTV, kunye neekomikhi ezininzi, ngenxa yento leyo-zinama-boobs. Iibhobhs. IiBoobs zininzi.

Ubuncinci umbono omfutshane esifumene ngawo uChris Pine e UKumkani ongekho mthethweni ukuhlolwa, kwaye, ke, umsebenzi kaChris Pine ngokubanzi, usebenza ukutshintsha indlela esibujonga ngayo ubunqunu besilisa. Phambi kwexesha lakhe njengoRobert the Bruce, uPine wabeka umxholo ezingqondweni zabantu bonke ngenxa kaSteve Trevor. Xa uSteve crashlands kwiThemyscira kwi Eda ucacise kutheni oku kuyimpazamo , ubekwe kumadanyana eAmazon ukumnceda ukuba aphile kwaye aphume aphume eze ngokupheleleyo ngaphambi kokuqonda ukuba uDiana usegumbini naye.

Abantu babemangalisiwe kukubona uninzi lomzimba wakhe (wayengagcwalanga ngokungqalileyo kwaye asibonanga impundu yakhe injalo, ngokusisiseko ngokungathi wayenesantya esincinci kakhulu, esimile njengesandla sakhe). Umfanekiso kaSteve Trevor onje wawumangalisa (kwaye uhlaziya) kuba yayiyindoda enxibe imbonakalo yabasetyhini-inomdla kaDiana-kwaye ikwava ngathi intsha kwaye ilula. Umboniso wawudlalwa ikakhulu ngenjongo yokuhlekisa ngamehlo, hayi ngokuxhaphaza ngendlela ababhinqileyo ababhinqileyo abahlala beveza imvakalelo yokunyanzelwa ukuba benze ubuze beze. Kubafazi, kulindeleke rhoqo, kufunwa njengenxalenye yokufumana inxaxheba. Ipayini ibonakala ngathi ixhomekeke kubunqunu obuqhelekileyo ekuthambekeni okupheleleyo, kwaye ukuba inkwenkwezi enkulu kangaka ukuya apho iziva isothusa.

Kungenxa yokuba ukubonisa ipeni kusabonakala ngathi yinto yokuwisa umhlathi kwimithombo yeendaba. Asiqhwanyazi bubunqunu obupheleleyo babasetyhini-kuyo yonke indawo. Kodwa umbono nje woku kusetyenziswa kukaChris Pine yayikukuqhekeza iindaba kwiinyanga ezingaphambi koko UKumkani ongekho mthethweni 'Ukukhutshwa (oko kuya kuba nge-9 kaNovemba kwiNetflix). Uyifumene ibhola eqengqelekayo, kodwa kuyacaca ukuba lo ngumba oza kuthatha ixesha ukuzinzisa.

Kuthetha ngathi njengoluntu ukuba ndavuleka ngokuphandle xa uChris Pine umzila ovuyayo wawubonakala ngexesha lesondo, kodwa akazange aqaphele ubuze obungenasinxibo obabonakaliswa nguFlorence Pugh kuqala. Emva kwexesha kumdlalo bhanyabhanya, uRobert uhlamba emzimbeni wamanzi kwaye sibona ngokufutshane iPen's's penis (ekunzima ukuyithetha ngokukhawuleza kathathu), kwaye iyinto engathandekiyo-isiganeko esinqabileyo senkcubeko-nokuba ngaba ufumana nje isishwankathelo sento UChris uyapakisha.

Ngu-2018, kwaye sisaxwaya kude kubunqunu besilisa. Kudala, ubunqunu babasetyhini bungene kwimithombo yethu yeendaba (kubuninzi beengalo zobugcisa) kwaye zihlala zisetyenziselwa ukuxhaphaza isimilo sabasetyhini. Ngoku bubunqunu bendoda obuza kwiscreen, siyothuka kuba asiqhelanga ukubona incanca yendoda okanye nomkhondo wayo owonwabisayo kwiscreen. Ukanti yintoni esahlula ubuze buka Pine UKumkani ongekho mthethweni Kukuba iqeshwe ngengqondo yokwenyani kunokuba iboniswe ngokuzalisa-ayifane yenzeke xa abasetyhini befotwa benganxibanga.

Mhlawumbi esi sisiqalo sokutshintsha kolwandle, indawo yokudlala elinganayo yobunqunu obuvela emadodeni nasebafazini. Imizimba emininzi yeentlobo ezahlukeneyo kufuneka ikwazi ukuboniswa kwimikhwa yezesondo kunye neyezesini ezifana nePine's UKumkani ongekho mthethweni . Ukujonga i-hubbub eyenzekileyo kunye nokujonga nje okufutshane kwincwadi ye-penis esekwe kwincwadi efana neBatman, nangona kunjalo, ndicinga ukuba isende indlela ekusafuneka sihambe. UChris Pine ubuncinci usinika indawo yokutsiba.

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