Ngaphambi kokuba senze enye uKing Arthur Arthur Movie, Cinga ngala maGorha amaNqaku endaweni yoko

Kwangoko kule veki sixoxe ngomnqweno kaZack Snyder wokuqondisa eyakhe inguqulelo yasentsomini kaKing Arthur. Ngoku, oko kunokuba kuhle okanye kubi kuxhomekeke ekubulaweni, kodwa eyona nto ndiyicingayo ngokuva ezi ndaba……? Kutheni le nto enye imovie kaKing Arthur xa kukho amanye amaqhawe aziintsomi angakhange adutyulwe kwisikrini? Sibe nokungqubana okungafaniyo kweetitan kunye neentsomi ezingapheliyo zeArthurian kodwa kukho amaqhawe amaninzi amandulo thina khange kubonwe kwiscreen, kwaye kufuneka itshintshe.

Ke nanga amaqhawe amane anamabali anokwenza iimuvi ezinkulu okanye iwonga likamabonakude.

UFionn unyana kaCumhail

Ngaphandle kwendlela ebhalwe ngayo ngesiqhelo, igama leli gorha laseIreland libizwa ngokubanzi uFinn McCool kwaye ngokunyaniseka elo gama lilodwa lifanele ukulungelelaniswa kwiscreen. Intsomi kaFinn iyathandwa eIreland kwaye iphinda ivele eWales naseScotland kuba, kulungile, upholile nje. Kodwa ibali lakhe liyamangalisa kwaye ligcwele i-adventure yokuba ifula efanelekileyo yokuziqhelanisa kwanamhlanje.

Njengawo onke amabali esiza kungena apha, kuninzi kwiintsomi zikaFionn / Finn kwaye andinakuya kuzo ngokupheleleyo. Kodwa ingxelo emfutshane: UFinn wayengunyana wegorha elikhulu owasweleka ngaphambi kokuba azalwe, mhlawumbi wakhuliswa ligama elinobuqili elithi Bodhmall kunye nomhlobo oligorha ongumfazi owayesenokuba ngumfazi wakhe ogama linguLiath Luachra. Kanye ngoku kulungile kukho lonke ixesha likamabonwakude.

Ekugqibeleni uFinn uyakhula, azuze ubulumko bemilingo kwisehlo esithile salmon yomlingo kunye nasesithupheni (ewe, kuyothusa kwaye ayisiyiyo kuphela ixesha loku kwenzeka kwintsomi yamaCelt), ekugqibeleni uFinn uthathe iqela lamagorha awakhokelwa nguyise ngaphambili yayiqhutywa ngumfo owabulala utata kaFinn. Umdlalo weqonga! Utshata nomntu obhinqileyo ophantsi kwesiqalekiso esivela kwi-druid embi okanye i-fairy ukuba ajike abe lixhama kwaye abe nomntwana onomlingo. Zonke zizityebi, zinomdla kwaye ziluhlobo olumangalisayo esingakhange silubone kakhulu kwiscreen, nangona bekukho umculo wepunk ngaye.

Cú Chulainn

Elinye iqhawe laseIreland eliphuma kwindawo eyahlukileyo, i-Ulster, kunye nebali elinobundlobongela, ngu Cú Chulainn . Ibali lakhe linzima kakhulu kwaye linxibelelene noothixo noothixokazi bakudala baseIreland, ngakumbi iMorrigan, iziqalekiso kunye nokubiwa kwenkomo yomlingo (kuyaphola kunokuba kuvakala). Nasi isishwankathelo sebali lakhe kwiiMveliso eziGqithisileyo zeSarcastic.

Inye into le vidiyo ayiqaphelanga kukuba ubuncinci abathathu kwaye mhlawumbi nangakumbi ngabafazi abayingozi uCú Chulainn ujongene nazo zonke iinkalo ezahlukeneyo zeMorrigan, isithixokazi saseIreland semfazwe, umlingo, isiprofetho, nokunye.

Ibali likaCú Chulainn linento eninzi kuyo, kodwa inazo zonke izinto zentsomi enkulu: ungumntwana kathixo, uLugh, osele eyinto enkulu kwaye unelungelo elizukileyo lokuba uya kuba ligorha elikhulu, kodwa afe mncinci. Uqeqeshwe njengomntwana ngumfazi waseScotland ogama linguScathach, kunye nomhlobo wakhe osenyongweni, uFerdiad. Kanye nje ngezi zimbini, kukho umdlalo omninzi kakhulu, kuba banceda uScathach woyisa udade wabo okhohlakeleyo kodwa ekugqibeleni, uCú Chulainn kufuneka alwe abulale uFerdiad.

Oh kwaye ke kukho indawo apho angena khona edabini elibizwa ngokuba yi-warp spasm kwezinye iinguqulelo apho Umzimba wakhe uziphendulela ngaphakathi ngaphandle kwaye woyisa umkhosi. Ngokusisiseko uyi-Hulk kodwa oyinyani kwaye ekuphela kwendlela ezinye ii-Ulstermen (ezingakwaziyo ukulwa kuba ziqalekisiwe ziintlungu zabasebenzi… ngenxa yezizathu) zenze ukuba aphole kukuba onke amabhinqa akhanyise ama-boobs kuye ukuze aphephe. Amehlo akhe kwaye bayakwazi ukumphosa kwimigqomo emininzi yamanzi. Ngexesha elithile intloko yakhe iyaqhuma kodwa ulungile ade akhuphe ngokupheleleyo uMorrigan kwaye azise ukuwa kwakhe.

Fumana kule nto, Hollywood.

Gilgamesh

Ukujonga loo nto Umbongo kaGilgamesh Yaziwa, ibali lokuqala elibhaliweyo ngonaphakade uhlobo lwayo olungaqhelekanga alukabikho Iimuvi ezingalibalekiyo ezenziwe ngayo , ubuncinci apha eMelika. Iihambo zikaGilgamesh zityebile njenge IOdyssey okanye Illiad , kunye noothixo, izilo, iidemon, izikhukula, kunye ne-bromance enkulu phakathi kukaGilgamesh kunye ne-sidekick / umhlobo wakhe osenyongweni u-Enkidu. Ayililo nje ibali likaGilgamesh ngokoqobo elilelona lidala thina bantu esinokufikelela kulo ngoku, kodwa lilungile kwaye linemixholo yendalo iphela malunga nokukhangela ukungafi, isimilo, kunye nendima yobunkokheli nookumkani.

Umbongo kaGilgamesh iza kuthi ivela kwi-Sumeria yakudala kwaye iqala kwisixeko sase-Uruk, esikwi-Iraq yanamhlanje. Oko kuthetha ukuba ukuba iHollywood ibiza kulithatha eli bali ekuphela kwendlela echanekileyo yokwenza oko ibiya kuba kukuphoswa kuMbindi Mpuma ngokupheleleyo. Awungekhe uyenze ngenye indlela kwaye ke ukuba besinokufumana uthotho lwee-movie zeGilgamesh, andifuni mntu uyichukumisayo ngaphandle kwabantu ngasemva nangaphambi kwekhamera evela kuloo ndawo yehlabathi. Kodwa leyo yenye into enokuyenza ibe ntle. Abalinganiswa bethu abadumileyo kwiscreen kwi-Western Cinema banokuzuza nyani ngokungabi ngabafana abamhlophe okanye abafana abamhlophe abazenza abafana baseMpuma Mpuma (ndijonge kuwe UChristian Bale kwaye UJake Gyllenhaal ).

Ifestile

Ukuthetha ngamagorha amhlophe amhlophe, masithethe ngoMwindo . Andizange ndive ngaye kude kube kutshanje kwaye oko kuyandikhathaza kuba uMwindo uyamangalisa. Ibali Ifestile yingqungquthela yaseCongo eyayidluliswa ikakhulu ngokwesiko lomlomo, kwaye ngenxa yobukoloniyaliyali, ubuhlanga, kunye nenye inkunkuma, abantu abaninzi baseYurophu nabaseMelika, ngakumbi abantu abamhlophe, babengazi. Ndiyifumene Iimveliso eziGqithisileyo, kodwa nasi esinye isishwankathelo esivela kwiNdlela yokuNgqubana.

Kufuneka sithethe ngalo mfo kuba uMwindo ulapho phezulu nawo onke amaqhawe amakhulu embalini. Unomlingo wokuzalwa kunye nemiba enzulu katata enye! Utata kaMwindo ufuna ukuba abhubhe engekazalwa kuba engafuni nanyana (angathanda ukuba neentombi kwaye enze imali ngexabiso lomalokazana). Kodwa uMwindo uzalwa enayo, phakathi kwezinye izinto, intonga yobukhosi yomonga (ngokusisiseko i-fly swatter) emenza abe ligorha.

UMwindo ukhula kude notata wakhe ombi kodwa ekugqibeleni ufika ekhaya kwaye baneengxabano ezininzi ezikhokelela ekubeni uMwindo asukele utata aye ezantsi emhlabeni kwaye abulale kwaye avuse (ngomlingo wakhe wamanzi) abantu abaninzi apha endleleni. Ibali liyahlekisa, linomdla, kwaye okona kubaluleke kakhulu, liphela ngo-Mwindo efunda ukuthobeka kancinci kwaye aphile iintsuku zakhe ngolonwabo.

Kwaye kwakhona, kuya kuba mnandi kangakanani ukuba ube nembali ye-epic yaseAfrika njengemovie okanye umboniso? Uninzi lwabaphulaphuli baseMelika lwaziwa kuphela ngu-Anansi xa kufikwa kumxholo we-Afrika kwaye lihlazo kuba kuninzi, njengoko ubona kweli bali limangalisayo.

Ndingaqhubeka ndiqhubeke namanye amabali anokwenza iimuvi ezinkulu okanye uthotho, kodwa ndicinga ukuba kuyacaca ukuba akukho mfuneko yokuba siqhubeke sibuyele kwa-Arthurian okanye nakwisiGrike ngoku kanye xa kufikwa kumabali amaqhawe ngoothixo kunye nezilo umlingo neenkemba. Nje ngamanye amaxesha amakrele anokuba lilizwi leempukane lomlingo kwaye oko kuyenza ipholile.

(umfanekiso: Cuchulain eMfazweni, umzekeliso kaJ. J. Leyendecker, WikiMedia Commons)

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