Zilungiselele Iingoma ezili-13 eziBalaseleyo zeVillain zeXesha lonke, Wena ulihlwempu Imiphefumlo

Xa kuziwa kwifayile ye- villains Kwindlela endizonwabisa ngayo, ndiyazigqwesa ngokucinga ngokugqithisileyo. Ndiye ndachukumisa apho basilela khona, into abayenzileyo kakuhle, kunye amanqaku omculo ezihamba nabo xa behambahamba, bevutha malunga nokuba kunzima kangakanani ukufumana i-minion efanelekileyo kule mihla. Mna ndithini khange ezigutyungelweyo ziingoma abaziculayo, kunye neengoma abanye abacula ngazo.

Ukuba uyandazi tu, uyazi ukuba akukho kuphuncuka kwinto yokuba Imiphefumlo Engalunganga izakubakhona kolu luhlu. Ursula unamandla amakhulu, kwaye le ngoma imnandi kakhulu ukuyicula emotweni. Uluhlu luya kuba yinto encinci yeDisney ngenxa yokuba banesabelo seengonyama (haha, joke yengonyama!) YeVenkile yeNtengiso yeNgoma kwezi ntsuku, kodwa ndiphume ndaya kufuna ezinye iindlela ezingezizo zeDisney! Iingoma ze-Villain zahlukile njengabalinganiswa ababamelayo: ezinye ziyahlekisa, ezinye zibuhlungu, kwaye ezinye zisoyikisa. Zininzi zontathu ngaxeshanye! Ngaphandle kokuqhubekeka nokuma kwam, kwaye akukho myalelo uthile - nazi ezinye zeengoma ezimbi endinokuzifumana, kwaye kutheni ndizithanda!

1.) Zilungiselele- INgonyama yeNgonyama

Ewe, siza Lungela ! Ukuze uScar akuxelele ngeenkcukacha ezoyikisayo ukuba isicwangciso sakhe esibi siza kwehla njani! Ewe, uScar wayeyikrebe yengonyama. Wayecwangcise ukubulala umntakwabo kunye nendlalifa yomninawa wakhe, ukuphosa ikhonkco lokutya kunye ne-Circle of Life emoyeni, kwaye abe nguKumkani we-Pride Rock - kodwa, wayezonwabisa njengobunzima. Ingoma iyatsala ngokumangalisayo, kwaye ndiyathetha…

Yenza ntoni loo nto, Malume Scar?
Umalume wenkawu.

Ndiphumla ityala lam. Phantse. Ukuba ufuna ukubona abanye abantu bonwabela ukungena kumoya weDisney Villain, jonga ubusuku bonke Yahtzee, iqela le-cappella elivela kwiYunivesithi yaseFlorida State ukuthatha lo mbandela! Umfazi ocula ingoma ka-Ursula uyamangalisa, kodwa linda kude kube li-4: 25 uphawu lwendoda eculayo Zilungiselele! Ukuhleka kwakhe kwe-maniacal ekugqibeleni kulungile kakhulu kunokuba enokwenza umsebenzi wobukrelekrele!

2. Ubusuku bokugqibela- Ehlathini

Ndiyithandile inguqulelo yamabhanyabhanya yamva nje. Ndicinga ukuba uMeryl Streep wenze umsebenzi omangalisayo njengoMthakathi, kwaye nabanye abalingisi babemnandi ngokunjalo. Oko kwathethi, akukho mntu kweli hlabathi ucula indima yeWitch kangcono kunoBernadette Peters. Ubusuku bokugqibela ngandlel 'ithile busoyikisa kwaye buhlungu, kwaye ndicinga ukuba yeyiphi na oyikhethayo, ngumboniso olungileyo.

3.) Imiphefumlo Engonwabanga - Mermaid encinci

I-Mermaid encinci yeyona bhanyabhanya ndiyithandayo kwiDisney kwaye uAriel uyinkosazana yam endiyithandayo yeDisney. Kwaye, u-Ursula yeyona ndawo ndiyithandayo yeDisney. Ngokudilika komhlaba. Ngendlela athi ngayo, Kwaye ndiyabanceda, ewe, ndiyayenza! malunga 1:24 ! Kwaye, singathatha nje umzuzu ukuba sikuxabise ubuqhetseba bobuqhetseba bezimelabizo zika-Ursula?

Izibizo zingakujija.

4.) Yiza aBantwana aBancinci kwaye Ndikupela Pela- Gxila kugxilwe

I-Hocus Pocus ka-1993 yayingaqhelekanga kwaye imnandi ngale ndlela ikukuphela kwezinto ezivela kwiminyaka yoo-1990 ezibonakala ngathi ziyakwazi ukuphuma. Ukubhala nje oku kundenza ndifune ukuyibukela kwakhona, ukuba akukho sizathu simbi ngaphandle kokubona uBette Midler kunye noSarah Jessica Parker ngovuyo bamkela ubume babo obukhohlakeleyo kwaye… bathetha ngomculo. Uyazi, njengabantu abakhohlakeleyo? Ngaba uziva kakubi? Masiyicule!

5.) Usaphila - Portal

Ngubani onokucinga ukuba ikhompyuter enomsindo inokucula ingoma emnandi kangaka? Kulungile, yiyo ke le:

Hal kunye noDaisy wakhe ecaleni, i-GLADOS isuka Portal webe umboniso nge Saphila . Ingoma entle-ngenene, intle ngokwenene! Kodwa, xa ungena kumazwi, kuyamangalisa kwaye kuyabanda kwaye kuyaphawuleka ngendlela eyothusayo enobukrelekrele. Enkosi, uJonathan Coulton! Ayisoze ishiye intloko yam. Ukuseta kwam okungagqibekanga kucwangciselwe, Qhubeka undishiye. Ndicinga ukuba ndikhetha ukuhlala ngaphakathi. Mhlawumbi uya kufumana omnye umntu oza kukunceda. Mhlawumbi iMnyama eMesa. Yayiyintlekisa leyo, haha. Ithuba elinamafutha.

Ngapha koko, le khekhe ilungile. Imnandi kakhulu kwaye ifumile. Ndijonge, ndisathetha xa kukho isayensi emayenziwe, xa ndijonga phezulu iyandivuyisa andinguwe! Ndenze iimvavanyo zokuqhuba, kukho uphando ekufuneka lwenziwe kubantu abasaphilayo! Ewe. Usaphila.

6.) Apho kukho iSabhokhwe - iRankin / iBass Ukubuya koKumkani

Ngaphandle koko yaziwa ngokuba yiBhaladi yokuLungiselela kangakanani ukuba yi-Orc encinci okanye iGoblin. Asifuni ukuya emfazweni namhlanje, kodwa iNkosi yeLash ithi hayi, hayi, hayi! Kwaye ngoku, umntu kufuneka andenzele isipho se-orcs sokudanisa i-Nae Nae. Ke, kolu hlobo lwentsomi kaTolkien, ii-orcs ezincinci kunye neebhokhwe ziqhutywa emfazweni ngesoyikiso sokohlwaywa ngokwasemzimbeni. Anditsho ukuba abakhohlakeleyo, nabo-ndiqinisekile ukuba esona sizathu sokuba bangafuni ukuya emfazweni kukuba bayonqena ukulwa okanye abakhathali ngokwaneleyo ukuba bangalwa, kwaye ukuba batye ngokupheleleyo inyama emnandi yenyama enikwe ithuba lesiqingatha. Le yingoma emangazayo evakala kamnandi yeqela leembaleki ezihamba emngciphekweni. Kwaye, iyaphazamisa engqondweni nanini na xa ndibambekile.

7.) Yonke into encinci - Inyoka kaPete

Inyoka kaPete yenye yezona zinto ndizithandayo endizenzayo kwimiboniso bhanyabhanya yeDisney. Hayi kwinxalenye encinci kuba uNora luphawu olumangalisayo. Ngokukrakra, jonga yima namaGoguns uwedwa! Ufana, Jonga ngaphandle, okanye ndiza kukusa ngaphandle! Bayamgculela, kodwa andizukuyicebisa-uqhuba indlu yokukhanyisa kwaye udanisa rhoqo kwimigqomo yebhiya ngelixa uphikisana nabanxila. Kulungile, ngoku ndinothando lukaNora ngaphandle kwendlela, jonga uJim Dale (ewe, loo mntu ukufundayo uHarry Potter kwii-audiobooks!) NjengoGqr. Terminus ucula ngokubulala nokusika inamba. Ukufumana imali kunye namaQhosha aBomvu! Ngokukrakra. Imali, imali, imali ngeponti, inene.

8.) Ebumnyameni bobusuku - Anastasia

Eli lixesha lesibini umlingisi welizwi uJim Cummings evela kolu luhlu-wabhala iingxenye ze Lungela xa uJeremy Irons wayenemicimbi ethile yezwi ngexesha lokurekhoda. Indoda inokuvakala njengaye nabani na, kwaye oko kubandakanya uRasputin, iMon Monk kwi-movie ye-Disney-animated Anastasia . Ilizwi lokuthetha likaRasputin lalidlalwa nguChristopher Lloyd, kodwa ilizwi lakhe lokucula lenziwa akekho omnye ngaphandle kukaJim Cummings, umdlali weqonga endimthandayo! (Ngokukrakra, wayenguDada oMdaka, uRay Firefly, KUNYE noDon Karnage!) Ukuba ufuna ukuva umntu okhohlakeleyo ngenene, zivelele kububi bakhe, mamela le!

9.) Usuku olutsha lweBrand- Ingoma kaGqr

Uyakhumbula xa bendisithi ngamanye amaxesha iingoma ezimbi zazibuhlungu, ngamanye amaxesha zazisoyikisa, kwaye ngamanye amaxesha zihlekisa? Ewe, kunjalo uJoss Whedon kwafuneka abeke zonke iimvakalelo kwiNgxowa yakhe yokubamba, azivuselele, kwaye andithululele i-Feels Cocktail, akunjalo? Idama, uNeil Patrick Harris! Kutheni ulunge kuyo yonke into? ; -D

Phakathi kokuphunyezwa kunye nokwakhiwa, andizange ndibeke ithuba ngale ngoma! Ukugrogrisa (uza kufa), uyacaphuka (kwaye uPenny uza kubona ububi kum, hayi idork, hayi isiqhulo, hayi ukusilela) kunye ne-hilarious (shiny Australia entsha, nabani na?), Yonke ingoma enye? Ngokupheleleyo. Kwaye, ngenxa yerekhodi, ndicinga ukuba uBilly wayezama nje intombazana engeyiyo. UPenny wayenobubele kwaye ethambile kuye. Wayedinga igal eya kuthi ngokungathandabuzekiyo ixabise isitshixo esikhanyayo, e-Australia entsha! Ayikuko ukuba ndiyamazi umntu onjeya… ndiyathetha, ndiva ukuba i-Australia ineenyoka ezininzi ezinobuthi, akunjalo?

10.) Mandiphumle ngoxolo- Buffy iVampire Slayer

Ngelixa sikumxholo we-Whedon Feels Cocktail, masikhe siyiveze le nto phandle — ndandingazi ukuba uJames Marsters wayengenguye umntu oliNgesi ndide ndimbone kudliwanondlebe naye kumdlalo othile wentetho kwaye wayefana, Whaaaaaaa ??? Umbala undimangalisile. Ndingadinga itshokholethi eshushu. Uyazi, uhlobo olunemingxunya emincinci?

Ahem. Ke, uSpike ngumlinganiswa oqala njenge-villain, abe liqabane elingathandabuzekiyo, emva koko ahambe ngeseti enzima yenguqu nasemva koko. Ukuboniswa kukaMarsters ngeSpike yenye yeendawo endizithandayo kwimbali yeTV. Uyamangalisa, unzima, kungenjalo uxinezelekile kwaye uyonwabile kububi bakhe. Kwaye, kunjalo, kunjalo nengoma. Inxalenye enye inomdla, elinye icala libi, kwaye enye inxalenye yolonwabo olumsulwa. Ngenxa yokuba kinda ngubani uSpike.

11.) UGaston kunye neNgoma yeMob - Omhle kunye nesilwanyana

Le iboniswa njenge-whammy ephindwe kabini kuba zimele iintlobo ezimbini zobubi. UGaston uboniswa njengomxhaphazi, hayi okrelekrele, kodwa onobuqhetseba. Uhlobo lomntu othandwayo onokuthi, umzekelo, akhuthaze isihlwele ukuba sihambe siye kubulala irhamncwa abangazange balibona ngaphambili. Ingoma UGaston uculelwa thina kakhulu nguLefou malunga nokuba mkhulu kangakanani umfana uGaston ekuthiwa unguye (ngelixa uGaston engenelela, hayi-ngobuqhetseba esibonisa indlela amoyike ngayo): Njengomzekelo, ewe, ndiyoyikisa! kwaye ndisebenzisa iimpondo kuko konke ukuhombisa kwam! Ingoma yehlokondiba ibonisa ububi bokwenyani besayikholoji kunye nokukhohlisa: Asikuthandi esingakuqondiyo, ngokuphandle kuyasoyikisa, kwaye esi silo singaqondakali ubuncinci! kwaye Lixesha lokuba uthathe isenzo esithile, makhwenkwe! Lixesha lokuba undilandele!

12.) Ungoyena Ungumntu, Mnumzana Grinch - I-Grinch ibambe njani iKrisimesi

Unyaka nonyaka, okoko ndandisengumntwana omncinci, ndibukela oku ngeeholide! Ndiyayithanda le ngoma ngokusetyenziswa kwayo ngobuqili kwemifanekiso echaza imeko yentliziyo ka-Grinch, umphefumlo, kunye nobuntu. UThurl Ravenscroft (bendicinga ukuba nguBoris Karloff ubomi bam bonke!) Uphoxekile kwaye uyonyanya kuwe, Mnumzana Grinch! Ukhohlakele njenge-cactus, unomtsalane njenge-eel. Ungumbhanana ombi onamaxolo amnyama anamafutha. Njani ukuba umfanekiso? Yuck. Ngaba ikhona into ecekeceke njengebhanana enamafutha, ebolileyo? Andicingi. Unabo bonke ubumnandi bethenda yengwenya egudla ulwandle, kwaye kubonakala ngathi uThurl Ravelscroft unokukhetha ingwenya egudle ulwandle! Akukho mntu ufuna intliziyo egcwele iikawusi ezingahlanjwanga. Yitsale kunye, Grinch! Khulisa loo ntliziyo!

13.) IKhorasi yamaHashe Ambi - Ingoma kaGqr

Lo ngumdlalo ococekileyo. Ndiyathetha, ihashe elibi? Ulihashe lokwenene. Ngubani ongalunganga. Kwaye, ngaphezulu koku, uyavota, Hayi. Yifumane? Ihashe! Kusenokwenzeka ukuba kuphela kwelizwi anokulithetha! Ewe ndiyazithanda iipunks. Ndimangalele.

Siye saqhuba umdlalo weemvakalelo ezikhohlakeleyo ukusuka kwikratshi ukuya koyiko lokudakumba, kwaye ndifikile esiphelweni soluhlu lwam, kodwa andinakukuvumela ukuba ubaleke ngaphandle kokukunika iklip yengoma endiyithandayo Ihlabathi liphela:

I-Sky Pirates evela kuhlobo lwantlandlolo lweMpango kunye noMbane, umqhubi wenqwelomoya (akukho pun ejoliswe) kwisiqendu seTaleSpin! Xa ilali ifuna ukuphangwa, okanye iipokotho zam zifuna ifilage! Akukho mntu owonwabelayo umsebenzi onzima wobugqwetha njengoDon Karnage, ozisa uJim Cummings Bala ukuya kuthi ga kwisithathu kweli nqaku. Amaxesha amathathu, Mnu. Cummings. Uyintoni lo mlingo? Ndicinga… inokuba bubugqwirha obungendawo! Ndicinga ukuba ndifuna ukuyicula.

USara Goodwin une-BA. Kwimpucuko Yodidi kunye neMA kwiNzululwazi yeThala leencwadi kwiDyunivesithi yaseIndiana. Ngenye imini waya kumbiwa kwezinto zakudala kwaye wafumana izinto zakudala ezimangalisayo. USara unandipha i-smorgasbord yolonwabo lwe-pan-nerd enje ngefire Renaissance, iindibano ze-anime, i-steampunk, kunye nesayensi kunye neengqungquthela zamaphupha. Ngexesha lakhe lokuphumla, ubhala izinto ezinje ngeentsomi zehaiku, iinoveli ezimnandi, kunye nemibongo eyoyikisayo malunga nokuhlaselwa zii-opossum ezinamehlo. Kwelinye ixesha lakhe lokuthengisa, uthengisa i-nerdware njenge Ngeenkozo zoYilo lweTyuwa , Iifayile , kunye Tumbls .

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