Njengokuba sonke singabantu abalungileyo-ndiphantse ndaqiniseka ukuba siliqela labangcwele abahambahambayo, akunjalo? ; -) - ngamanye amaxesha, ufuna ukubeka phantsi i-tiara, utyibilike kwisinxibo sobuqhokolo, kwaye ubeke enye into ngaphezulu… imbi . Ayikuko ukuba sifuna UKUBA sibi, ungakhathali; Anditsho njalo. Mna ndithini ndim Sithi sonke siyazi ukuba abenzi bobubi bafumana eyona migca, zinxibo, neengoma, kwaye oko kunikwe ukhetho phakathi kokudlala iAriyeli okanye iUrsula… kuya kuxhomekeka kwimeko yam. Imiphefumlo Engalunganga sisihogo sengoma.
Ndibhalile malunga nabagwenxa ngaphambili. Ezimbalwa amaxesha . Eli nqaku lahlukile kwamanye kuba ndifuna ukugxila ikakhulu kwabahlali babasetyhini kwiifilimu. Ngokuqinisekileyo ndiya kuphosa ezimbalwa ozithandayo. Ukuba kunjalo, ndixelele ngezimvo! Amathuba kukuba, andikaboni umboniso ubuzwayo. Okanye, kunokwenzeka ukuba ndithanda nje ezo zenze ukuba uluhlu lube ngcono.
Nokuba yeyiphi indlela, zive ukhululekile ukuba undazise! Ezinye zazo zikhethwe ngenxa yeqhina, ezinye ngobukrelekrele, ubukrelekrele, ingoma emangazayo, ukubala ububi, okanye ngenxa nje yokuba zihlekisile kum. Akukho myalelo ubekiweyo, ngaphandle kuka-Ursula, oyinombolo yam yokuqala, nazi iindawo zam eziphambili zabafazi abayi-animation!
1.) Ursula unamandla amakhulu….
IAriyeli kufanele ukuba ibeke ezi glasi ze-hipster kwaye ifunde ukuprinta okuhle!
Ursula igqwirha laselwandle: ubuqhetseba, ubushushu, umthandi wezilwanyana zasekhaya, itshantliziyo lomzimba, kunye nokugqibezela itroli. Unomdla kububi bakhe. Nanku umfazi onamandla okuguqula izidalwa zibe zezinye izinto, kwaye wenza ntoni? Ubaleka i-gig yakhe ngaphandle komqolomba onomthunzi kwaye xa i-mer-peeps ingahlawulanga, uziguqula zibe ziZombies ezothusayo zaselwandle, mhlawumbi ngokuzonwabisa kwakhe. Ndiyazibuza ukuba ukhe wadada ngapha kwegadi yakhe wababiza ngegama. Molo apho, Anemone. Ubhejo unqwenela ukuba ufunde iprinta entle! Khange ufumane inkwenkwe yakho ithi ewe ngomhla wesithathu, kwaye ngoku ulwandle, kuba ubufuna ukuba shushu ufumane le nkwenkwe! Hahaha!
Okanye, Hayi apho, Chuck! Ufuna ukuba shushu kwaye ufumane amanenekazi, kodwa ndikucelile ukuba kungabikho ngaphantsi kweZintlanu ze-seamonster fangs. OKUHLANU, uChuck. Uziva njani ngokuba yingca yolwandle? HAH! Umbuzo onamaqhinga! Akukho mntu wakubuzayo! Yonke ingoma, Imiphefumlo Engalunganga , eyona nto ndiyithandayo ukucula ngonaphakade, u-Ursula uhlala e-Ariel kunye ne-angst yakhe yeshumi elivisayo. Zizo zonke iingcebiso ezimbi kakhulu zokuthandana nomntu onokuthi unike intombazana ekwishumi elivisayo: utshintshe ngokwakho indoda yakho, sebenzisa umzimba wakho ukubamba ingqalelo yakhe, ungabi nguwe, kwaye ungathethi, ngenxa yezulu!
Kububi obungaphezulu ukuba ucinga malunga nobunzima kakhulu: I-Ariel ayinamama. Kusenokwenzeka ukuba akazange abenalo elinye ibhinqa elithetha ngeengxaki zakhe, kwaye u-Ursula wayeyazi kwaphela loo nto kwaye wadlala ngayo. Ndiyathetha, ukuhlonipha ngobuqhetseba kunye nobubi bakhe, kodwa u-DANG, ntombazana! Ndiyasibona isizathu sokuba abe egxothiwe. Ungumntu owoyikekayo. Kodwa… kukho i-aura yedrama ephezulu, i-hyperbole, i-vanity, kunye namandla onke asongelwe kwi-tenticles e-Ursula entle kakhulu engenakuphikiswa. Unomdla wokuphambana, kwaye uyazi. SUKUZE uqhushumbe ukungcola kwakhe, okanye uza kuya Ukuhlaselwa kwabafazi abangama-50 ngeenyawo ikuwe! Kukuphela kwe-badass ngakumbi kuneCalypso kwifayile ye- IPirates Umboniso bhanyabhanya!
2.) U-Yzma uza kuyifaka ebhokisini…
Ingcebiso ka-Yzma yokujongana nezicaphukiso zobomi.
U-Yzma, ngokunyaniseka, undiqhekeza. Uninzi lwayo (eneneni, uninzi lwayo) luvela kule ndawo:
Ngamanye amaxesha, xa ndikhathazeke kakhulu ngumsebenzi okanye umntu okanye imeko, ilizwi lika-Yzma liya kungena entlokweni yam, kwaye ndicinga ukuba, Ah, ndiza kuyenza njani? Owu, ndiyazi. Ndizakumguqula abe yintakumba, engenabungozi, intakumba encinci, emva koko ndibeke intakumba ebhokisini, emva koko ndiyibeke ngaphakathi kwenye ibhokisi, emva koko ndiyithumele loo bhokisi kum , kwaye xa ifika… NDIYA KUYITHUBA NGEHAMMER! Ngokuqhelekileyo le nto i-monologue yam yangaphakathi ivakala ngayo xa ndihlanya. Ikongeza imeko efanelekileyo yobunyulu kunye noburharha ukuze ususe umda, ke enkosi Yzma! Enkosi ngokundinceda ndithethe ngokwam ngaphandle komsindo ongavelisiyo kwaye ndibuyele kwindawo apho ndibona khona xa ndingenangqiqo. Ngamaxesha athile.
* Umdlalo weqonga ophawulekayo. Utheni wena? Kufuneka ndigqithiselwe kwelinye isebe? Kwakhona? Apho kuyakufuneka ndichaze le meko kubantu abathathu abatsha abangazi ukuba kuqhubeka ntoni ?? Ndifuna nje ukuhlawula ityala lam lentambo kwaye akukho bantu babini banokundixelela isixa esifanayo kunye nomhla omiselweyo ??? Ngaba kulungile ngam ukuba undibeka ku-HOLD? Ewe, kodwa ndizakuguqula ube yintakumba, ndibeke intakumba ebhokisini, ndibeke ibhokisi ngaphakathi kwenye ibhokisi, ndiyithumele kum le bhokisi, emva koko ndiyityumze ngesando. Ngaba kuya kulunga kuwe? * Ukuphelisa umlinganiso omangalisayo. *
Ahem. Bendiphi? Ewe. U-Yzma uyahlekisa, yiyo loo nto ekuluhlu lwam!
3.) INkosazana u-Azula iza kukoyisa ngalo lonke ixesha, iqinisekisa ukuba awusoze uvuke kuthuthu lwehlazo nehlazo lakho!
Uya kukushiya woyisiwe, ucela ukuphela, emva koko ukukukhanyela imbeko.
I-Avatar: I-Airbender yokugqibela akukho nto ukuba ayisebenzi. Nditsho noAzula, ububi babalinganiswa abakhohlakeleyo, wanikwa iifestile ezimbalwa ukumvumela ukuba angazithembi. Kufumaniseka ukuba nkqu neVenkile yeAzula i… kakhulu. Emva komdlalo webhola yevoli yaselwandle, ingoma yakhe yoloyiso iqulethwe, Ewe! Sikoyisile lonke ixesha! Awusoze uvuke kuthuthu lwehlazo nehlazo lakho! … Ah oko kwakumnandi. Kwaye, uhlasela amakhwenkwe ngokukhokela kunye, Sisonke, mna nawe siya kuba sisibini esomeleleyo kwihlabathi liphela! Siza kulawula uMhlaba! Inkwenkwe, iyaqonda ukuba, Ewe, kuyafuneka uhambe! kwaye ngobulumko aphume eDodge.
UAzula unamandla, uyaqhutywa, unamabhongo, kwaye uyakwazi. Ezi ziimpawu ezintle, kodwa xa umntu ephethwe ngumntu onengqondo yokubala ongenalo uvelwano, kuyothusa. UAzula ngokwasemphefumlweni kwaye ngamanye amaxesha abaxhaphaza abahlobo bakhe abasenyongweni, umntakwabo, kunye nabo baphantsi kwakhe bayancoma ngokungazami phantse kunzima ukumbek 'ityala. Ngamanye amaxesha ayicacanga into yokuba ezinye zeendlela aziphethe ngazo zenziwa ngabom. Ngamaxesha amaninzi, icacile kwaye wayenenjongo, kodwa isiqendu seholide sabonisa indlela ekhuni kunye nekhowudi kubuntu bakhe obuphambili.
Akakwazi ukudlala ngothando nenkwenkwe ngaphandle kokufaka uloyiko. Akakwazi ukudlala umdlalo kunye noontanga bakhe ngaphandle kokubandakanya ukonakaliswa ngokupheleleyo kwabachasi bakhe. Ngokuqinisekileyo andimthathi i-arhente yakhe embi-u-Azula wenza ukhetho, walwa amadabi akhe, kwaye woyiswa ngokufanelekileyo, kodwa… xa ucinga ukuba ulahleka ngelixa esenza iinwele zakhe kwaye ethetha nombono kanina ongekhoyo esipilini, Kunzima ukungaziva noluncinci uvelwano kumfazi omncinci owayengakwazi ukwenza okufanayo ukuba iimeko zazibuyisiwe.
Ngobubi obubi kunye nokusebenza ngokufanelekileyo kude kube sekupheleni. Uyiruva enameva, evuthayo, Azula, kwaye wawunomdla wokubukela.
4.) UKumkanikazi uBeryl uya kuhlala apho kwaye agcine ipolishi ye-crystal ibhola yakhe ngalo lonke ixesha unabaphulaphuli naye.
U-Queen Beryl akanakubekwa tyala ngokwenyani ngokungachukunyiswa ngokwaneleyo ngu-Sailor Moon kunye nenkampani yokulwa nabo (uninzi lomboniso, kunjalo.) Uyaqhubeka nokuthumela ii-lackeys zakhe emva kwabo, efunda kancinci kancinci ukuba kuninzi abachasi bakhe kunokuba behlangana neliso. Ngombulelo. Kule kliphu ingentla, uKumkanikazi uBeryl uxakeke kakhulu ekhafula kwibhola yekristale engakwazi nokunika indlebe iJadeite endala.
Ubunzima ngakumbi, uKumkanikazi uBeryl! Uphantse wagqiba. Kulungile, mhlawumbi okwangoku. Qhubeka, qhubeka… kulungile, ewe. Siza kwenza ukuba uninzi lwamaxesha kule anime. INyanga yoLwandle ibingomnye we-anime endiyithandayo ebonisa emva emini, kwaye enye yezinto ezenza kube mnandi kakhulu kukuba ngaphezulu kwe-top uninzi lwabantu abakhohlakeleyo (kwaye indlela u-Usagi alulaze ngayo). UKumkanikazi uBeryl uyaphawuleka kuba wayeyindoda enesakhono esibi esibi ngexesha apho oko kwakungaqhelekanga njenganamhlanje. I-Sailor Moon yayingumboniso okhokelwa yinkosikazi, kokubini kumaqhawekazi nakubantu bayo, kwaye ngokwenene, nabani na onokuyilanda ibhola ixesha elide ufanele ukuxabiswa!
5.) UDemona akathembi mntu…
Ukomelela, ukungafi, ulutsha ngonaphakade, ukuzimisela, ukukhusela-onke la magama achaza uDemona. Ngelishwa, angachazwa njengobandayo, onobundlobongela, umngcatshi kunye nokubulala. Ugh. Ulungelelwaniso, akunjalo? Yena noGoliyati, indoda eyindoda eyayibonisa lo mdlalo, babethandana ngaxa lithile kwaye babenentombi kunye ngaphambili, ngaphambi kokuba iigargoyles ziqalekiswe ukulala. Ukuthiya kukaDemona abantu kwamlahlekisela ubomi babaninzi bendlu yakhe, iinkulungwane zokuzilungisa ngendlela yezenzo zokungcatsha nobundlobongela, kwaye kwamenza ukuba enze amalungiselelo omlingo neMacBeth eyabenza bobabini ukuba bangafi ngaphandle kokuba babulawa ngomnye. .
I-Demona ayisiyonto ukuba ayinabuchule. Watshintsha ngokuhamba kwexesha, esebenzisa naziphi na izakhono anokuzifumana. Ngemihla yakudala wafunda umlingo ngeArchmage. Kwihlabathi langoku, wafunda ngesayensi, itekhnoloji, kunye nezemali. Ke ngokusisiseko, iDemona yitanki yedabi / ukrebe odibeneyo ongaphezulu kokukwazi ukuthoba iintshaba zakhe ngekrele, izandla ezingenanto, ukonakala kwemali, okanye i-laser cannon. Thatha ukhetho lwakho.
Kukho iintlantsi zenyani ngalo lonke ixesha kwaye xa kucacile ukuba useneemvakalelo ngoGoliyati kunye nentombi yakhe u-Angela, kodwa akaze abe ngaphezulu ekusebenziseni abanye njengeepawundi xa kukho imfuneko, kwaye oku ekugqibeleni kumthintela ekubeni nolwalamano olunyanisekileyo. UDemona ngomnye wabalinganiswa abanokuba / banokuhlangulwa ukuba umboniso ubusebenze ixesha elide-wayeqaqambile kwaye ephikisana ngokwaneleyo (ngokungenantlonelo) ngothando lwentombi yakhe anokuthi ayenze njengeqabane elinomdla njengomchasi. Kukuhlala kungabathembi abanye nto leyo ebangela ukuba enze iimpazamo abanye abazifumana zingenakuxoleleka. Ukufuna ukucima lonke uhlanga / iintlobo zezidalwa akusoze kube yindawo yokuzikhusela, iDemona. Sebenza kuloo nto.
6.) Umama ovela kwi-Futurama uya kukuthengisela iseli… kwaye mhlawumbi ungowesisele.
Kungcono ukubona kwisipaji sakho, sithandwa sam!
Kuyavela ukuba uMama, umnini weMomcorp, ogama lakhe lokwenyani nguCarol hayi umfazi oyimatriki ofuna nje ukunceda.
Kungcono ukukusila kwipavumente kunye, sithandwa sam!
UCarol unxanelwe igazi njengexhoba leWolf yaseWall Street, nangakumbi! Zonke iirobhothi eziyisebenzelayo zinecebo elingaphakathi kuzo elimenza akwazi ukuzisebenzisa ngokuthanda kwakhe. Imikhuba yakhe yokusingqongileyo ilusizi, akathembekanga, kwaye usebenzisa amakhadi omhla wokuzalwa awanikwa ngabasebenzi bakhe ukwenza iphepha lendlu yangasese yeBanga leenkedama. Wowu.
Umama, ewe, yintloko-mfanekiso yokuma Futurama ‘Zininzi izinto ezithunyelwayo ezithunyelweyo kunye nezimvo zoluntu lwethu kwaye ezimele iBig Pharma, ioyile enkulu, iTekhnoloji eNkulu… mhlawumbi nesipaji esikhulu. I-Big Purse yintsomi yento ecekethekileyo phakathi kwam nomninawa wam ukuba akukho zipokotho kwimpahla yabasetyhini kuba i-Big Purse ihlawula abayili beempahla ukuba bangazibeki apho. Sonke asinapokotho ngenxa yeNgxowa-mali eNkulu, manenekazi! Vuka kwaye unuke i-pleather!
Umama ngumfanekiso wobugcisa owenziwe ngononophelo-uCarol wade wanikela ngesuti enamafutha ukuze adlale indima! Umama / uCarol wenza uluhlu kuba, njengesiqhelo, Futurama ibonwe yi-satire yabo kwaye ngandlela thile bayakwazi ukwenza ubuntu kunye nokubonelela ngomfanekiso bonke ngaxeshanye! Ndiyakuthandana, Futurama . Ndicela ubuye. Ndizakulunga; Ndiyangqina! Okanye kubi. Nantoni na oyifunayo kum, vele ube kumabonakude kwakhona, kulungile?
7.) U-Madame Medusa uza kuxhwila inkedama ayibeke emqolombeni ogcwele amanzi ukuze akhangele iidayimani.
Kuthekani ukuba lo mngxunya wokubhabha wawuyinxalenye yomnatha kaWilly wemiqolomba yobugqirha? Ngaba abahlanguli kunye neeGooni zikumhlaba omnye? Umntu othile undenza fanfiction!
Kulungile, Madame Medusa wandoyikisa xa ndandisengumntwana. Wayengelogqwirha okanye isidalwa esithandekayo-wayengenamandla-wayengumntu nje ombi kakhulu ogcina izilwanyana zasekhaya kwaye waqweqwedisa amantombazana amancinci kwaye wabanyanzela ukuba bajonge iidayimani kwimiqolomba eyoyikisayo, eyingozi. U-Madame Medusa waye nje kuthetha , obawayo, ojongeka eyoyikekayo umntu onokuthi aphume emva kwesihlahla, wandifaka emotweni, waphosa umntwana uSara Iimpawu Isihogo ukuthetha no-One-Eyed Willy ngaphandle kwesibonelelo sikaSean Astin's Ukuziphatha kakubi komntu omnye . Ngokukrakra, loo mntwana waphulukana nengqondo yakhe ngeli bhanyabhanya.
Ngapha koko, u-Madame Medusa wenza uluhlu kuba esoyika u-pee ngaphandle komntwana uSara. Kwaye umntwana-uSara wayenePOTI eninzi kuye. Buza kumama. Umama wam ozeka kade umsindo obefanele ukundwendwela zonke izindlu zangasese kwindalo yonke kunye nam njengomntwana. Ngamanye amaxesha, bendifuna nje ukubona ukuba kunjani ngaphakathi. Kodwa, ndiyaphuma.
Ezi inokuba zezona ziphambili zam ezisixhenxe, kodwa ndifuna ukunika isikhalo kwabanye abakudidi lokukhankanywa okubekekileyo. Ububi-Lyn? Ububi ligama lakho lokwenyani, kwaye kufanelekile ukuba uqatshelwe ngokuhamba nje nabo. Ububi-Lyn, Mama? Ngokwenene? Kulungile, ndiza kuyamkela. Nditsho nokufumana le ntloko ingumnqantsa ukuze bandixelele ngaphandle kukaTeela.
Le ntloko ye-end ayisiyiyo i-aerodynamic!
UMagica DeSpell, olu luhlu belunokusebenzisa idada eline-anthropomorphized, kwaye ubuya kuba nguwe oza kugcwalisa ezo zihlangu zinemilenze emide ngeenyawo!
Duckshoe.
Maleficent-Ndinyanisile ndicinga ukuba ungasetyenziswa kakhulu kwezi ntsuku, uthini ngokwenza kwakhona, kodwa isiqu sakho sopopayi ngokuqinisekileyo sifanelwe luthando lokujika sibe yinyoka ebalekayo sithethe isihogo kumdlalo bhanyabhanya weDisney ngaphambi kokuba uFrollo akhe acinge ngokuwohloka eziko.
Onke amandla esihogo.
Ngaba uyavuma / awuvumelani nam? Ngaba ungathanda ukundixelela ukuba ndingalunganga / ndingalunganga kangakanani? Ngaba ungathanda ukwabelana ngezinto ozithandayo? Ewe, yile nto icandelo lamagqabaza lithetha ngayo! Makhe sive!
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