*** Abaphangi ngaphambili
Ndinoluhlu olude lwezinto ezandicaphukisa kakhulu Batman vs. Superman: Ukuqala koBulungisa, ekungabikho myalelo uthi ujonge into enje:
- Umlingiswa kaSuperman uziphatha njengomntwana osemtsha.
- Ukubulawa komlinganiswa kaBatman.
- U-Laurence Fishburne noJeremy Irons abachitha iitalente zabo.
- Nokuba yeyiphi na le nto u-Jesse Eisenberg wayecinga ukuba uyayenza.
- Imifanekiso engathandekiyo yoyikiso.
- Itoni embi, eyoyikisayo yabetha.
- Kuthathe njani ukuba kungamangalisi ukuba amaqhawe ebefanele ukuba ayikhuthaze kwaye wayityumza.
- Wonke umntu ngaphandle koMfazi oMangalisayo kunye noBatfleck.
- Umzuzu we-anticlimactic climactic.
Kukho okunene okungalunganga ngakumbi ukuba olu luhlu alufane lubhabhe ngaphezulu kwazo zonke BvS Iingxelo ezingekho mthethweni kunye nokwenza izinto ezenziwe ngomthi (ukujonga kuwe uCavill), kodwa ngokwenene, impendulo yam yokuqala kwifilimu xa esinye isidenge esihlwempuzekileyo sabuza into endandicinga ngayo yayikukugquma kohlobo oluthile nenkunkuma eyayibubumuncu phambi kokuba ndiye kubukela Batman: Uthotho lweeVidiyo ukucoca inkalakahla yam yeDC.
Okanye mhlawumbi ndichithe nje into ekumele ukuba ndaziva ngathi ndikhwele imoto ende ukuya kumlingane wam ndizama malunga nendlela uZack Snyder angumgqakhwe ononakalisa ngayo izinto endizithandayo.
Ngelixa ndonwabe ngokwenyani (kwaye nokuba ndinomona omncinci) ngenxa yothando oluvuthayo abanye abalandeli abalunika ifilimu, ukuba kukho inkalo enye abaxhasi kunye nabagxeki ekufuneka bekwazi ukuvumelana ngayo, kukuba uLois Lane kule bhanyabhanya bekufanele ukuba kakhulu Ngaphezu kwentombazana eneengxaki. Kubi kakhulu ukuba uSnyder kunye co. Khange babenokwazi ukuzibonela ngokwabo kwaye endaweni yoko uLois wayedlala loo ndima hayi kube kanye, kodwa kathathu yedwa ngelixa bebeka uMartin Kent kwityala elifanayo kwindawo embi kakhulu.
Iqale ukuthembisa ngokwaneleyo ngeLois. Wabonwa esiya kwimimandla edlakazwe yimfazwe, ezibeka emngciphekweni konke egameni lokuleqa ibali kunye nenyaniso, kodwa lonke ithemba lesimilo sakhe likhawuleza libethwe xa athathwe ngobhongwana ephethe umpu entloko. Ufika uSuperman, ubetha kamnandi umzimba wendoda eludongeni, kwaye ugcina usuku.
Ke, ukuba ndizama ukuxolela, mhlawumbi ndingayeka eso silayidi. Kungenxa yokuba ebusindisile ubomi bakhe abumbeki kwintombazana ekwinqanaba lokubandezeleka kwaye, kuko konke ukulunga, umcimbi ngokwawo ubonakala uyindawo yokutsiba uninzi lwecebo lesinye likaSuperman kwifilimu (akunjalo?).Kodwa ke kuyenzeka kwakhona xa etyhalelwa ngaphandle kwesakhiwo nguLex Luthor njengesiphazamiso ngelixa enelinye ibhinqa kubomi bukaSuperman ehlukunyezwa kwaye ebanjiwe-engenakuxoleleka, ngakumbi xa ngoku kungokuxhatshazwa kwababini.
Kodwa lixesha lesithathu elinomtsalane njengoLois, embindini we-epic, idabi le-titanic phakathi kwe-DC eNgcwele yoBathathu Emnye kunye nento ebonakala ngathi kufanele ukuba yiDoomsday uzibhaqa evaleleke phantsi kwamanzi emva kokuphosa i-kryptonite echibini layo… izizathu .
Ndingakukhumbuza ngesilumkiso sam esonakalisayo?
Ndiyabuya nayo. Bendingathandi ukuba abekwe kwindawo efuna ukuhlangulwa okokuqala, nokuba. Akukho nanye.Andikwazi ukuxelela ukuba ndibancinci kule nto okanye akunjalo, kodwa ndifumana u-Amy Adams njengoLois ukuba abe yenye yeembalasane ezimbalwa ze-Snyder's DCEU, kwaye njengoko benditshilo, uqala ifilimu ngendlela ebonisa ukuba iyonke ubuqhawe kunye nesimo sengqondo sokuhamba, kodwa iyancipha ngokukhawuleza xa ibekwa kwiimeko ezinobungozi emva kwesinye, zihlala zifuna uSuperman ukuba amsindise.
Sele ndinayo le ncoko kabini, kodwa ndiza kuyinika enye. Kwimizuzu embalwa endikhalaze ngayo malunga nendlela uLois aboniswe ngayo kwifilimu emva koko wanyanzela intombazana ukuba inxunguphale, ndixelelwe ukuba kunjalo, yile nto isimilo sakhe ebesiyisebenzisa ngaphambili kwaye ukuba yayiyimeko echanekileyo.
Yeyiphi ... ewe, kulungile, qiniseka. Ukuba ngenene siza kuyibilisa yonke ngokulula, ewe, kwiChristopher Reeve yoqobo Superman , ubhabha kwihlabathi liphela ukubuyisa ixesha ukuze asindise uLois, kodwa ukulunga ngobabalo kutheni sisebenzisa ifilimu ukusuka kwiminyaka yee-70s njengendawo ekubhekiswa kuyo? Okwangoku, ukumelwa kwakhe kwii-comics kuye kwakho amahla ndinyuka (njengoko kuxhaphakile ngabafazi kwii-comics), kodwa uLois unemiboniso emininzi eqinileyo evela kulo Snyder wenza ukungasebenzi apha, evakala ngathi linyathelo elibuyela umva.
Ukuqwalasela ukuba wayitshintsha ithoni kunye nokubonakaliswa kwehlabathi kunye namaqhawe alo ngendlela ephawulekayo, kutheni wayengenako ukunika uLois enye into ngaphandle kokudinwa? Ngo-2016, ngokumelwa kakubi kwabasetyhini kwiifilimu ze-superhero, endaweni yokusebenzisa umntu oqinileyo, onobuchule, kunye nokuzimela njengento engenanto yokugcina iqhawe, kutheni ungamniki amandla kwaye umomeleze ngakumbi? Kukho umzuzu apho ucinga ukuba ugcina usuku, kuphela kuye ukuba ajike kwaye enze esinye sezigqibo ezibhalwe kakubi kwifilimu yonke.
Zininzi izizathu zokuthiya le trope. Ke. Ukuxhamla. Zininzi. Kodwa ngenxa yexesha kunye nengqondo, ndiyibilisile ngokubhekisele ngokungqongqo kule vidiyo.
- Ikwenza ukuba uClark ajongeke engenangqondo. Ngaba esi sesona sikhalazo sikhulu ndisithathayo ngentambo yamantombazana? Hayi. Nangona kunjalo iqhubela phambili umbono wokuba ukuyisebenzisa njengesixhobo sebali ngezihlandlo ezininzi ayisiyongozi kuphela ekubonakalisweni kukaLois kodwa nakwifilimu xa iyonke. USuperman uhlala ebonisa inyathelo lokwenyani xa uLois esemngciphekweni. Ukungabikho kovelwano kwakothusa kwifilimu ngaphandle xa kufikwa kuLois, eqinisekile ukuba uyasithengisa kuye ukuba lihlabathi lakhe, kodwa ayithengisi ngokwenene kwingcinga yokuba uyakhathala malunga nehlabathi liphela ngokubanzi.
- Iphela sisiqingatha sexesha lesikrini elifumana bobabini uLois noMartha Kent. Ngokwala maxesha okugqibela, ufumana indawo apho axelela khona uClark ukuba akukho nto ayityala umhlaba (ayilunganga?) Kwaye emva koko uyabanjwa kwaye agcinwe ngobundlobongela kwaye esongelwa ngokutshiswa ephila ngaphandle kokuba uSuperman uyakwazi ukumgcina ngexesha. Ekuphela kwento ethi umboniso bhanyabhanya okwaziyo ukuyitshintsha kukuba nguBatman, hayi uSuperman, osindisayo, njengoko uMartha edlale ifoyile kumlo weNdoda Yentsimbi kunye nomlo we-Dark Knight, kodwa kwezi ndawo zimbalwa sizifumana nomlingiswa , ichithwa kakhulu ibotshelelwe esihlalweni ebunzimeni. Kwangokunjalo, ngaphaya kobuntatheli obungenanyani obuthatha uLois kwihlabathi liphela, uhlala esongelwa ngompu, etyhalelwa ngaphandle kwesakhiwo, evaleleke phantsi kwamanzi, okanye esiwa kukhuseleko nguSuperman. Konele.
- Ke kukho inyani yokuba kubhala nje ukonqena. Ingathi akukho mntu wayesebenza kwiskripthi esaziyo into amakayenze noLois kwaye wagqiba kwelokuba eyona njongo yakhe kufuneka ibe semngciphekweni. Ngaphezulu koko, iba yinto engafunekiyo. ILois iyodwa nebaddie? Ewe, siyazi ukuba yintoni elandelayo eza kwenzeka. Itrope iyadinisa, irksome, uninzi lwee-somes, kodwa ikwangubungqina obukhulu bokuba i-movie yayiqhutywa kakubi kangakanani.
Xa uPeggy Carter kunye no-Elektra bekhaba iesile ukuze uMarvel kunye noSupergirl babe ngumfazi wentsimbi yeDC, kuya kukhula kukhathaza ngakumbi ukubona ukungasebenzi kakuhle okwenziwa ngababhali kubalinganiswa babo ababhinqileyo kwi-canon ye-superhero amashumi eminyaka, bonke ukusebenzela ukukhokela kwendoda kunye namabali abo kunye nokubenza babonakale ngathi bangamagorha.
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