YINTONI EMHLABENI EYISIGMA MALE?

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Umbuzo olula ubuzwe kuTwitter, oshiyekileyo yenye yezona mfihlelo zinkulu ebomini, kwaye uya kuqhubeka usenza UWinona Ryder kwiiMbasa zeSAG Ngonaphakade. Lo mbuzo wasazisa kwi-Sigma eyindoda.

Yintoni le iqhubayo namadoda pic.twitter.com/3x1ZI20HCF

-Lily Simpson (@ uLilySimpson1312) NgoJanuwari 25, 2021

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Ndicinga ukuba, njengengcali okanye nantoni na, kufanele ukuba ndichaze ukuba yintoni na alpha oyindoda Into imalunga nokufika emadodeni.

Konke oku kungenxa yokuba kukho umntu ongayifundisanga kakuhle incwadi esuka kwiminyaka engama-70 ethetha ngeengcuka ezikrolianayo

-Raul Pudd (@ DanielMadison78) NgoJanuwari 25, 2021

isikhumbuzo sokuba isazinzulu esasungula igama elithi 'alpha eyindoda' ukuchaza iingcuka zalishiya njengelingento yanto kwiminyaka eyadlulayo https://t.co/zmqDdUMGpb pic.twitter.com/MeaFZG4Yei

-Saladin Ahmed (@saladinahmed) Nge-12 ka-Okthobha ka-2016

Pha. Ingcaciso igqityiwe. Akukho mboniso wobukhosi ngokuncamathisela i-chesticles yakho emanzi-mvula okanye ukuba nentanga enkulu okanye ukuba yintshatsheli Mntundini Kombat , eyenza yonke I-alpha-eyindoda ephezulu yenja yoboya Ingqondo iphelelwe lixesha.

Iyaqhubeka, nangona kunjalo, kwaye i-heteronormative njengangaphambili, kodwa ngoku kukho i ... Sigma?

UKUZIPHATHA (ndiyaqikelela) incwadi eboniswe kuloo tweet isuka ULily Simpson is from 2017 so I guess (?) umbono weSigma (??) awumtsha (???). Nantsi ingqungquthela, ngoncedo lwe Uluhlu lweAmazon :

Zininzi iincwadi ezithembisa ukusindisa umtshato wakho, kodwa akukho namnye owamkelayo oyena nobangela wengxabano emtshatweni. Ngenxa yoko, aMadoda aMhlanje axhotyisiwe malunga nokuba bafuna ntoni abasetyhini. Ngaphandle kokuqonda ingxaki eyiyo, akunakwenzeka ukumiliselwa kwesisombululo.

Ukutyhilwa kwamadoda eSigma:

· Kutheni ungamonwabisi umfazi wakho, nokuba ungazama kangakanani

· Esona sizathu sokuba umfazi wakho engonwabanga kwaye nokuba kutheni engenakukucacisela

· Kutheni ayingomsebenzi wakho ukwenza umfazi wakho onwabe kwaye uyintoni umsebenzi wakho wokwenyani

· Kutheni iingxaki zomtshato wakho zifana nezabanye

· Isidingo esinye, esiqhelekileyo esabelana ngamadoda nabafazi

· Kutheni kungabikho kwaAlfa okanye kwaMadoda aNgoku akanakho ukubonelela ngento efunwa ngabafazi

· Izakhono ezilula ezikunceda ube yile nto kanye ayifunayo umfazi wakho.

Ewe. Ewe. Ngaphambi kokuba ndizame ukucacisa yonke loo nto kunye nengqondo yam yomfazi, kufuneka sizibuze, yintoni ngu I-Sigma? Ewe, kwinto endinokuyiqokelela kwimifanekiso kwi-tweet kaSimpson kunye nale nkcazo yencwadi enomtsalane, iSigma sisiseko seAlfa esingadlali ngemigaqo. I-Sigma ayikho kulwakhiwo lonke lwentlalo lwe-A / B / O (hee hee), ngelixa iAlfa ingako, yiyo loo nto iAlfa isilela. I-Sigma, kwelinye icala, iyaphumelela, kuba i-Sigma iyayiqonda indawo yabo kulawulo kodwa ikwalile nokubekwa.

Ngokusisiseko, i-Sigma yile ndoda, Chad, ngubani onje, Ewe amadoda ancanca ngokupheleleyo, kunjalo, ufuna ukuthatha ikofu kwaye uthethe ikaka malunga nobukhoboka kunye nendlela ekufuneka sisebenze ngayo ukuyaphula isilingi yeglasi?

I-Sigma ine-BLM kwisiphatho sabo se-Twitter.

I-Sigma yayiya kuvotela u-Obama okwesithathu.

Ndiyakhubeka, kulungile, uninzi lwezinto ekufuneka zityhilwe yile ncwadi, ngakumbi ayingomsebenzi wakho ukwenza umfazi wakho wonwabe okoko isikhalo samazwi nantsi into efunwa ngumfazi wakho nge-dingbat . Ke kwakhona, ngokucacileyo, akakwazi nokuchaza ukungonwabi kwakhe ke kuyaqondakala ukuba iAlphas kunye naMadoda aManamhlanje abayifumani.

Kodwa iiSigmas ziyayenza.

Akukho nanye kwezi zinto zibalulekileyo nangona, kwakhona, iyonke alpha oyindoda into yingcuka yengcuka, ke ekuphela kwento esinokuyenza ngokwenene ngolu lwazi kukwazisa Ihlabathi le-A / B / O , kwaye ngokunyaniseka, akukho ndlela ibhetele yokuyitolika.

Ngaba unokucinga ukuba i-headcanon Alpha yakho inyuka iye kulwa ne-headcanon Sigma yakho? UYAZI ukuba i-Sigma izakulayida iye ngqo kumhlobo osenyongweni onika igxalaba lokulila kunye ne-dick yokutsiba xa i-Omega's Alpha is a jerk. Unokucinga ukuba iBeta sele ithathe esi sikhundla, kodwa ndiziva ngathi iBeta inengqondo ngakumbi kunokubanga umntu sele ephawulwe nguAlfa. I-Beta yeyona mhlobo ulungileyo, i yangoku Umthombo wentuthuzelo yokwenyani ebandakanya iayisi khrimu kunye neemovie zasebusuku.

I-Sigmas, kuba zifana ne-Alphas, ngokuqinisekileyo zizama ukuba i-dick yabo ibaleke.

Okanye mhlawumbi i-headcanon yakho ithi i-Omega enamehlo amnandi, anamehlo anokuba NONKE iAlfa kunye neSigma. Ngu-2021 kutheni isihogo singekho?

Ke kwakhona, icandelo lenkcazo lichaza iSigma njenge Ingcuka eyodwa , ke iSigma mhlawumbi ayifuni kwa iqabane. Ayizinzanga, kunjalo. Ke iSigma izakuzama ukunika iingcebiso zeAlfa ngendlela yokugcina iOmega yabo yanelisekile, yona iAlfa ingayiphiki iyayidinga… ngaphambi kokuba bayenze.

Ngubani oya kuba kukuya kwakho kwiSigma? Ngaba baya kunamathela kuloo nto Ingcuka eyodwa ideology okanye ngaba ikhona i-Omega phaya yabo? Mhlawumbi bafuna iAlfa? Ngaba kuyitaabo ukuba nokudityaniswa kweAlfa / Sigma? Ndiyathetha ukuba i-Sigma ayilandeli ulawulo oluphezulu ngoko ngaba bayakhathala nokuba ngaba yinto engekhoyo?

Zininzi izinto ezintle zentloko esele zilungile ngoku ukuba iSigma isemgangathweni. Enkosi, madoda alandela amandla aphelelwe lixesha, esi sisipho kuthi sonke.