UAdam Carolla, wangaphambili Umntu Sho U-cohost, u-aka ingcali kuzo zonke izinto ezinesidima, uthathe isigqibo sokuzama ukwandisa obo bungcali kwizimvo ngobhubhane we-coronavirus, ngokucacileyo engenalo ulwazi lokwenza. Lowo Ungenguye uJimmy Kimmel uthathe isigqibo sokungena kwi-Twitter kwaye abelane ngendlela abagulayo nabakhulileyo abasweleka ngayo kwi-COVID-19 (ayiyonyani) kwaye sonke singabantu (ewe, i-pussy enezinto endaweni yobuninzi, ngenxa yesizathu esithile ) ngokukholelwa kwi-hype.
Ke, uyazi, akazazi kwaphela. Ayisiyiyo eyokuqala yokuthatha ubuxoki kuphela-ngokucacileyo isekwe obona buxoki bushushu buthi ingxelo yeCDC ithi into ayenzi njalo , isasazwa ngabantu abangayiqondiyo idatha abayibonayo-kodwa ikwavakala ngathi ayiqondi ukuba abantu abancinci abasempilweni abathatha amanyathelo okuzikhusela basanceda abantu abadala nabagulayo, okanye ngathi akabakhathaleli.
Kuchazwa ukuba abantu ababulawa yicovid badala okanye bayagula okanye bobabini. Bangaphi kuni abadlalileyo? kwaye ngubani oza kudlalwa kwixesha elizayo.
-Adam Carolla (@adamcarolla) NgoSeptemba 1, 2020
Kwakhona, ipusy's. Ke… kudlalwa ipussy enye, kodwa inento ethile? Ndiyaqikelela? Andazi. Lixesha lesini ebendicinga ukuba siza kuphuma, kodwa kananjalo, uCarolla ubambekile ngokucacileyo kwiintsuku ze Umboniso woMntu . Ngethamsanqa kuthi sonke, kunye nokuzonwabisa kwethu, uninzi luye lwaya ku-Twitter ukuxelela uCarolla indlela eyingozi, engalunganga, kunye nolwazi olungeyonyani ngalo mbono.
Khange ndijongane neyona tweet imbi kakhulu yeveki kodwa silapha.
-U-Alex Segura's SW POE DAMERON: UKUQHUBA SIMAHLA NGOKU! (@alex_segura) NgoSeptemba 2, 2020
Yeka ukusenza ukuba uluhlu lwe-D lubonakale lubi
-UMara Phelisa amaNazi Wilson (@MaraWilson) NgoSeptemba 2, 2020
Ukuzisola ngeeParasite Ngokukhetha uAdam Carolla njengoMamkeli https://t.co/bxi5iCpjdq pic.twitter.com/kbmLbsAVgw
-Amatswele (@TheOnion) NgoSeptemba 2, 2020
Inguqulelo: NDIFUNA UKUQONDA !!! ME !!! @iamfanlalisa !!! NGAPHAYA APHA!!! https://t.co/npOgjy51UI
-Bradley Whitford (@BradleyWhitford) NgoSeptemba 2, 2020
UTrump ubize nje uAdam Carolla uNobhala wezeMpilo kunye neeNkonzo zoLuntu.
-Dan Telfer (@dantelfer) NgoSeptemba 2, 2020
Molo Adam. Ndinesiphene sentliziyo esizalwe naso ndenziwa utyando kwiminyaka emithathu eyadlulayo. Ndingu-38, umntu opholileyo, ohlekisayo kwi-Twitter, ukuthanda ukubukela iminenga, isicima mlilo ebhedini. Ukuba ndifumana uCovid ndiza kufa.
Mka. https://t.co/OsuA1ffBJP-UJessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama) NgoSeptemba 2, 2020
Ndicinga ukuba uthetha pussies.
- roxane gay (@rgay) NgoSeptemba 2, 2020
Ngubani omnye u-Adam Carolla ongu-nihilist eugenicist? pic.twitter.com/yXPgpkXm2G
-I-Apeshot yerediyo (@MarkOrbiter) NgoSeptemba 2, 2020
1) UAdam Carolla ubonakala elungile xa abantu abadala besifa
2) I-tweet yakhe iyinyani phofu
3) Inolwazi oluyingozi lwezonyango kwaye kufuneka isuswe
4) Akumangalisi ukuba uCarolla asebenzise islur yesini
5) Kutheni i-dumbass enkulu yaseMelika inika iingcebiso zonyango? https://t.co/CSU8jqxmtC
Ingxelo yePalmer (@PalmerReport) NgoSeptemba 2, 2020
Andizukuhlonela u-Adam Carolla uluvo olubi nge-quote eyiyo ye-Tweet kodwa, njenge-oncologist enesigulana esiphakathi sineminyaka engama-68 kwaye sinomhlaza uqobo, ndingathanda ukubonisa ukuba ubomi babadala kunye nabagulayo buxabisekile Ukuzikhusela.
-UMark Lewis (@marklewismd) NgoSeptemba 2, 2020
Ama-82% abantu baseMelika abathi bayazi ukuba ngubani u-adam carolla ngenene bacinga ngo joe rogan. pic.twitter.com/BpvMvVVnUg
-Clutchy Bunker Buster McGritterson (@CMcGritterson) NgoSeptemba 2, 2020
Andivanga @iqosweb kodwa inkunkuma oyishiye eMbonisweni woMntu (aka Adam Carolla) ibibolile, iyanuka kakubi, kwaye iyatsha pic.twitter.com/Rtcf1uof7B
-Eric Arcana (@EricArcana) NgoSeptemba 2, 2020
Jonga, lonke usapho lwam luwela kudidi oluphezulu lomngcipheko, kwaye abagugi ngokukodwa okanye abaguli. Izinto ezinje? Bandixelela ukuba, kwabanye, usapho lwam kunye nabantu endibathandayo bayabiza ukuze baye kwiArby kwaye batye ngaphakathi ngaphandle kokuhlamba izandla. Yiyo leyo ivakala njani lento Yazi ke ukuba xa ukhalaza malunga nokutshintsha ubomi bakho nje kancinci ukuze ungonzakalisi abanye abantu baseMelika, ibonisa iesile lakho lonke. Kodwa emva koko, uCarolla akoyiki ukubonisa iesile lakhe lonke.
Amadoda amaninzi aseMelika ngoku anxiba amabhonkco kunokutya isityu
-Adam Carolla (@adamcarolla) Nge-13 ka-Agasti ka-2020
Ngapha koko, i Umntu Bonisa Imikhosi sele ithathe iindlela ezahlukileyo ngexesha ukusukela oko, noJimmy Kimmel ngoku exhasa amalungelo ezempilo kubantu baseMelika kwaye bengayithathi kancinci i-coronavirus, okanye njengeyona nto inyhasha inkululeko yakhe, njengoko uAdam Carolla ebonakala ngathi ucinga. Kananjalo, uninzi lwamanyathelo okuthintela i-COVID bekunzima, kwaye sonke sinokusebenzisa uncedo oluninzi ekujonganeni nabo, kodwa andiqondi ukuba kutheni wonke umntu echasene nokunxiba iimaski !?! ??! Ziyonwabisa kwaye zipholile kwaye unokuba noyilo olukhulu kuzo kwaye uzenze umdla !!!!!!! Yintoni engalunganga ngabantu baseMelika? Kutheni uninzi lwenu luphazamisa?
(umfanekiso: Central Comedy)
Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!
-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —
