Luhlobo (lwokwenyani, olunokwenzeka) ukuba ndinaso isuntswana ILabyrinth ingxaki. Ndiyathetha, igama lam elinikwe igama nguSara (aitch-less, but you can do?), Ndinaso sonke isandi, kubandakanya izixhobo, ukukhumbula ngentloko, kwaye indlu yam inokuba ngaphezulu kokukhumbuza igumbi likaSarah kwimovie. Yongeza kumxube endizithandayo izikhova kancinane kakhulu kwaye ndazenza ngaphambili uharry Potter yayiyinto. Kwaye ndiyazi nje ukuba, ukuba ndingazidinga, kuya kuphuma iqela lokulala likaMuppet kwisipili sam sokulala. Akukenzeki okwangoku kuba andikazidingi ngokwaneleyo. Ahem. Kodwa konke oko kufutshane nenqaku. Kwenye indawo apha endleleni, ndiye ndaqala ukuqonda ukuba mhlawumbi izizathu endizithandayo ILabyrinth Kuninzi okunokuthanani nobulumko obufihlwe ngaphakathi kunokuba benomnqweno wokuthiya isilwanyana sam esilandelayo uSir Didymus. Kwaye oko ndiza kuthanda yenzeke. Nokuba yintombazana.
Ngaphandle kokutyhilwa okungaphezulu kobunzulu be-nerd-dom yam (oh, ngubani lo ndihlekisayo… kukho okungakumbi), ndinikezela ngezifundo ezibalulekileyo zobomi ezifundwe ILabyrinth .
Omele ukwenze xa ubomi bungalunganga.
USarah udla ngokukhwaza athi, Ayilunganga! Akufanelekanga ukuba kufuneka axhase umntwana xa enokukhetha ukudlala epakini. Akufanelekanga ukuba abahlali be-labyrinth baqhubeke bexubana naye ukuze bamgcine ekufikeleleni kwiKumkani yaseGoblin. Akufanelekanga ukuba abazali bakhe abaqondi nje. Kuwo wonke uhambo lwakhe kwi-labyrinth, uSarah ufunda ukuba xa ubomi bungalunganga, ngamanye amaxesha kufuneka nje ubumunce kwaye usebenze. Enye yeengcaphuno zam endizithandayo ezivela kuJareth, uKumkani waseGoblin, kuxa ephendula uSara Akufanelekanga! nge, Utsho rhoqo, Ndiyazibuza ukuba yintoni isiseko sakho sokuthelekisa? Yinyani leyo, bantu. Inyaniso eguqula ubomi. Emva kwexesha, xa efuna uncedo lukaHoggle kwaye ethatha izinto zakhe ezimenyezelayo ukunyanzela isandla sakhe, ukhalaza ukuba akulunganga, kwaye uSarah uthi, Hayi, akunjalo. Kodwa yile ndlela. Ukhulile njengomlingiswa kwaye uphulukana nokuzingca kwakhe kwinqanaba lokufikisa kwaye uyitshintsha ngobuchule kunye nokusombulula.
Kulungile cosplay epakini ngokwakho.
Ngamanye amaxesha, yonke into oyifunayo kukunxiba ilokhwe yakho yenkosazana kwaye ubethe ipaki. Ukuba uziva unomdla, yenze. Yiba nguwe. Kungenzeka ukuba uSarah wayengenabahlobo-loo mbandela awubhekiswa ngqo kwi-movie. Kuyenzeka ngokulinganayo ukuba wayenabahlobo kwaye bayathanda nokucula epakini. Njengomntwana obukele imovie, ndiyakhumbula ukuba le yinto entle kakhulu. Umntwana ndim kwaphela, ndingayenza loo nto… ngaphandle? Baphi abantu? Kwaye ngoku umdala kum unje, Ewe, ukumpompa irhasi kwibhola yam ye-steampunk. Yizisa, hlabathi! USarah wayengumzekelo wam wokuqala wekhonkrithi wokuvumela iimpahla zam zinxibe elizweni, kwaye ndiyabulela kuye njengentsomi ngokuzithemba kwakhe nokumangalisa. Kwaye ngokundenza ndithathele ingqalelo ngaphandle kokunxiba iblawuzi yamahlwempu enevesti ekhangeleka ngathi ichetyiwe. Ewe kunjalo. Emva kwalo lonke eli xesha? Ngamazwi kaProfesa Severus Snape-njalo.
Kukho iindawo ezithile ekunzima kakhulu ukuzishukumisa.
Sele ndiza kufumana isikweko ngokusebenzisa eminye imizekelo engaqhelekanga yokoqobo. I-Bog ye-Eternal Stench isisongelo sokwenyani, esisemzimbeni, kumdlalo bhanyabhanya. Yinto ecekisekayo, i-farty-poo-mess eguqulwayo kunye neebhanti kwaye iya kwenza ukuba unuke kakubi ngonaphakade. Ngonaphakade . Andikwazi ukukhupha inkunkuma kunye nephunga lokulahla inkunkuma ngaphandle kokuphinda ndiphinde. Ndiqalekisiwe ngengqondo eyoyikisayo, ethi, ngokuya ngamandla amakhulu, imalunga nokubi kakhulu. Ndiyiva kakuhle i-skunk phambi kwakhe wonke umntu osemotweni, kwaye nasemva kokuba beyekile ukubandezeleka kukuhlaselwa ngamarhanana. Ke, njengomntwana oye waphosa ngokunuka ivumba elibi, uSara wazibeka emngciphekweni wamanqatha amabi okhe abenesibindi somgxobhozo. Wayeyi-badass iyonke.
Ndikhumbula ndingumntu oselula ofikisayo kwaye ndizibuza, ingaba ndinganuka ngonaphakade ukusindisa abahlobo bam kunye nosapho? Ndingakwazi? Ubukroti bukaSarah ekujongeni (uxolele intetho) kwiBog ye-Eternal Stench yayinyani kakhulu kum. Ngenxa yaloo nto, uloyiko lukaHoggle lomgxobhozo yinto endandiyiqonda ngokupheleleyo. Ukunuka ngonaphakade yinto enkulu, bantu. I-turd enkulu, enoboya yesivumelwano. Ngokuqinisekileyo, enye enye imovie eyandenza ndabuza ngobomi bam kunye nokuzinikela kubathandekayo bam ngokufanayo yayingumboniso I-Indiana Jones kunye neTempile yeDoom apho uWillie kuye kwafuneka abambelele kwisandla sakhe esibuhlungu esine-millipedes kunye nezinye izinto ezirhubuluzayo zokugcina u-Indy. Ndisacinga njalo, xa ndidibana nenene lomdla- Ndingasifaka isandla sam kuloo bug umngxunya kuwe? Ndingakwazi? Ngaba ndingayenza le nto isencinci, ishushu iHarrison Ford? Yile ndlela ululinganisa ngayo uthando lokwenene. Ukuba ungabeka emngciphekweni iBog ye-Eternal Stench okanye Indlu Yentshabalalo I-Bug Hole-uthando lwakho luyinyani. Qhubeka.
Ukubuyela kwisikweko — uSara wayezimisele ukuhlala enukayo ngokoqobo esenza okulungileyo. Nokuba ihleli kuye ngonaphakade. Oku kuyenzeka kubomi bokwenyani. Ukwenza into elungileyo kuhlala kusiphawula. Iimpempe kunye nabaphembeleli bajongene nezo ntlobo zokukhetha kunye nokuphulukana nemisebenzi, ubudlelwane kunye namaphupha. Ukwenza into engalunganga ngezizathu ezifanelekileyo kushiya uphawu. Ngamanye amaxesha kuye kufuneke sithathe isigqibo sokuba singahlala nevumba elibi okanye sihlale nathi.
Nika abantu ithuba.
Ngamanye amaxesha iiHoggles zifuna ithuba lokuvavanya ubomi babo kunye nokwenza ukhetho olufanelekileyo. Ayinguye wonke umntu odibana naye oza kuqala ngokumangalisayo. Basenokungabi mhle ngokwasemzimbeni. Akunakuba mnandi ngokupheleleyo. Kunokubakho izizathu zokwenyani zoko. Asazi ukuba abantu bavela phi kwaye bahambe kude kangakanani. Ngexesha elinye kwimovie, Amagqabantshintshi eHoggle, Kuya kufuneka uqonde indawo endikuyo. Ndiligwala. Kwaye uJareth uyandoyikisa. UHoggle ucinga ukuba uyazazi, ukuba uligwala kwaye uyakuhlala enjalo. Uyoyika ngokufanelekileyo into anokuyenza kuye ukumkani welizwe ahlala kulo. UJareth usoyikisile kwaye ubonakalisile ukuba akayikhamisi malunga nokohlwaya abo ababona njengabangcatshi. I-Hoggle ayifuni ukunuka ngonaphakade okanye ilibaleke kwi-oubliette. Olo luloyiko olusemthethweni. Ukuvalelwa entolongweni kunye nokunuka okungapheliyo kuya kundenza ndicinge kabini malunga nokuzibophelela kwinjongo. UHoggle wazama ukudlala iarhente ephindwe kabini, kwaye uSara wayecaphukile xa emngcatsha, kodwa uHoggle wangena. Wakhula njengomlingiswa, woyisa uloyiko, kwaye wema eqinile xa bekubalwa ngokwenene. Akukho mntu ugqibeleleyo, kodwa ngamanye amaxesha abona bangafezekanga phakathi kwethu bakhupha okumangalisayo kwindawo efihliweyo esingazange sazi nokuba sinayo. Sukuba ngumtyholi, kodwa nika abanye amathuba ongathanda bakunike wona.
USara umhlobo?
Owu, Ludo! Ewe uSara mhlobo! Elinye lawona maxesha achaza abalinganiswa abaphambili kuSara kuxa ehlangula uLudo kwezijerkweasel zincinci kunye nemikhonto egudileyo. Udlulile ekhalazela ubulungisa kwaye ngokuthatha amanyathelo athatha isigqibo. Ubona abaxhaphazi begculela kwaye besenzakalisa isidalwa esikhulu esinokuba yingozi kuyo yonke into ayaziyo, kwaye uyabayeka. Ayibanqandi nje kuphela (loo ntombazana ineenjongo ezintle ngelitye!), Kodwa ikwanika nentuthuzelo kwisidalwa. ILudo inkulu kakhulu kwaye iyakwazi ukuthetha namatye, kodwa kubo bonke ubungakanani bayo kunye nezakhono ezizodwa, wazifumana elixhoba. U-Ludo sisikhumbuzo sokuba izinto ezimbi zenzeka nakubantu abomeleleyo kwaye ubuhlobo bobugqi. Njenge-pony-magic. Emva kokuba uSara ehlangule uLudo, ubhengeza ukuba ngumhlobo wakhe kwezona ndawo zintle kakhulu kumdlalo bhanyabhanya. Xa esithi, Owu, ubonakala ngathi ulirhamncwa elihle, kwaye ufana, Mhlobo? Kukho into malunga nolo tshintshiselwano eyenza ukuba i-sarcastic jerk yam yentliziyo ibethe kancinci apho. Yeka loo nto, intliziyo! Ndifuna ngokupheleleyo ukuba ifowuni yam ithi, uSarah umhlobo kwilizwi-Ludo xa kufowunelwa zii-besties zam. Ndidinga ukuba le ibe yinyani.
Ngamanye amaxesha, konke okufuneka ukwenze kukucela!
Xa uSarah kunye nenkampani kufuneka bawele ibhulorho egadwe ngu-Sir Didymus kunye ne-Ambrosius yakhe ehloniphekileyo, uSarah uphinde asebenzise i-noggin yakhe aze nesisombululo esihle. ULudo noSir Didymus balwa, kwaye uSir Didymus akakabuyeli mva, nangona woyisiwe. Wafunga ukuba akazukuvumela nabani na ukuba adlule ngaphandle kwakhe… ngaphandle kwakhe… imvume yakhe! Demethi. Ekuphela kwento ababeyidinga yimvume yakhe kwaye babenokuqhubeka! USara ufika entliziyweni yalo mbandela ngokusasaza isifungo sakhe njengegqwetha elikhangela isithuba, kwaye uyasifumana. Kukho izifundo ezimbini apha. Okokuqala, uSir Didymus lutshaba oloyikekayo kwiphakeji encinci. Ukungagwebi ingqumbo yentliziyo ngobukhulu / ngemilo ngumyalezo awuzisayo. UMhlekazi uDidymus unesibindi (nokuba u-Ambrosius akasoloko) ngokwaneleyo kwisidalwa esiphindwe ngamashumi amabini ubukhulu bakhe. Kwaye mhlawumbi ngaphezulu. Undikhumbuza uhlobo lweRocket Rockcoon ukusuka Abagcini beGalaxy , Ngayo yonke i-badassery yakhe epokothweni. Kwaye ngoku ndifuna umlandeli kaDidymus njengeRocket kunye noLudo njengoGroot. Kwi-Intanethi? Ngaba ungayenza into yokwenyani? Okwesibini, ukubuza into oyifunayo kunye nokucacisa kubaluleke kakhulu. Ukuba ungawuphepha umlo omkhulu, ngokoqobo okanye ngokomfuziselo, ngokubuza nje imibuzo ethile? Zama oko kuqala.
Xa indoda enebhulukhwe yeMilingo ifuna ukuba uhlale phantsi komhlaba kwaye uyinkosi ngaphezulu kweqela lama-muppets kunye naye, kwaye uneminyaka elishumi elinesihlanu ubudala, uyamxelela hayi, nokuba ingubo iyamangalisa.
Nje ukuba ujike i-18, apho uchitha khona ixesha lakho lishishini lakho. Ngaba isikhova esimhlophe sibetha efestileni yakho? Eso sikhova asinayo ileta yakho yeHogwarts. Eso sikhova siyi-Goblin King manchild ene-shapeshifty ene-willful, enesithukuthezi, kwaye enembopheleleko yokugcina umntwana kunawe, Sarah. Ngokukrakra, loo mntwana wayeqhekeka xa uJareth emculela. Bendiye ndilile nokuba umntu wam ogcina abantwana wandingxolisa ngokugoba i-teddy bear. USara wayengumlingisi omangalisayo, kodwa wayenomdla wokugcina umntwana. Asinakulunga sonke kuyo yonke into.
Ncwina. Oko kunxiba kwakumangalisa ngokwenene. Kwaye ndineminyaka engaphezu kwe-18 ndiza kuba chillin 'Phantsi komhlaba ukuba nabani na uyandifuna.
USara Goodwin une-BA. Kwimpucuko Yodidi kunye neMA kwiNzululwazi yeThala leencwadi kwiDyunivesithi yaseIndiana. Ngenye imini waya kumbiwa kwezinto zakudala kwaye wafumana izinto zakudala ezimangalisayo. USara unandipha i-smorgasbord yolonwabo lwe-pan-nerd enje ngefire Renaissance, iindibano ze-anime, i-steampunk, kunye nesayensi kunye neengqungquthela zamaphupha. Ngexesha lakhe lokuphumla, ubhala izinto ezinje ngeentsomi zehaiku, iinoveli ezimnandi, kunye nemibongo eyoyikisayo malunga nokuhlaselwa zii-opossum ezinamehlo. Kwelinye ixesha lakhe lokuthengisa, uthengisa i-nerdware njenge Ngeenkozo zoYilo lweTyuwa , Iifayile , kunye Tumbls .
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