Ngo-2007, uCraig Ferguson wathi akukho Britney Spears Jokes Kuba uvelwano lwalusoloko lukhetho

Imvumi yaseMelika uBritney Spears ufike kwinkulumbuso yeSony Pictures

Inkqubo ye- ENew York Times uxwebhu olutsha Ukubiyela uBritney Spears ngofakelo lwamva nje ekuqwalaseleni kwethu ngokudibeneyo ngeendlela ezininzi apho uluntu luphatha kakubi abantu basetyhini kwiminyaka ye-1990 nasekuqaleni ukuya embindini. Ngokucacileyo, abasetyhini baye baphathwa gadalala ngokusisiseko yonke iminyaka elishumi ngaphambili nangaphambi koko, kodwa bekukho into eyoyikisayo ngokukodwa ngeli xesha, xa sijika umothuko wabasetyhini kunye nemizabalazo yabo yobuqu neyobungcali kwimigca yeendaba ukuze sigcine umjikelo weendaba weyure ezingama-24. Ukukrokra.

Senze (okanye ubuncinci siqale) indawo yethu yokutya kunye nabafazi abanjengoMonica Lewinsky, uLorena Bobbitt, UMarcia Clark , Ngoku Britney Spears. Kutheni le nto sasixakeke kangaka kukuguqula aba bafazi babe ziiqhulo?

Nantsi into eyabhalwa ziiPrincess Weekes zethu malunga nale nto kwaye sayibona idlala ngokuqhekeka kukaSpars ngo-2007:

Andikhumbuli ukuba ndicinga ntoni xa uBritney achebe intloko yakhe, kodwa ndiyazikhumbula iindawo ezithengisa iindaba ezazizenza ngendlela ehlekisayo. Khange sicelwe ukuba sivelane naye kwimithombo yeendaba eziphambili. Esi yayisisonka kunye neeseksi ezibonisa ukuba zisenzela ipetroli njengoko lo thixo wepop wayehliswa emhlabeni. Njengomntu omdala, ndiyaqonda ukuba ihlazo yayiyinqaku. Ukupheliswa kobuntu yayiyinqaku, kuba endaweni yokujongana nenyaniso yokuba uBrithney wayenokujongana nokugula ngengqondo kunye noxinzelelo lomntu, kutheni ungamhlekisi?

Ekuvukeni koxwebhu, iklip kwifayile ye- Ukufika emva kwexesha uye waphinde wavela apho uCraig Ferguson esithi akazukwenza naliphi na ihlaya likaBritney Spears ngexesha lomboniso. Oku kwakukuhle ngokukhawuleza emva kokuba uBritney enesiganeko esibi sokucheba intloko kwaye wonke umntu wayesenza iziqhulo ngayo. Yayingumtya wokuzonwabisa ococekileyo-owathi uFerguson (ngokufanelekileyo) wafumanisa ukuba uphelele.

UFerguson uqala ngokuthelekisa indlela amajelo osasazo-kwaye ngakumbi iindaba-iindawo ezazigubungela ii-Spears kumava okubukela abantu benzakala IiVidiyo zaseKhaya ezihlekisayo zaseMelika. Kulula ukuhleka kuba ezi zinto zinikwa ababukeli njengezinto ezihlekisayo, kodwa ukuba uthatha inyathelo ubuye umva kwaye ucinge ngale nto uyibukeleyo, ngumntu nje ova iintlungu, ekungekho mntu umncedayo.

Ngala mabali osaziwayo, nangona kunjalo, sithi ababambe ikhamera. Kwaye abantu bayaqhekeka. Abantu bayasweleka, utshilo uFerguson kubaphulaphuli abahlekayo kuba ilizwi lakhe lisenesimbo sokuqhula. Nguloo mfazi u-Anna Nicole Smith, yena wasweleka!

USmith ngumfazi omnye ovela kwi-90s engekayenzeli inguquko yethu ngokudibeneyo (nangona ipodcast Awulunganga malunga unayo isiqendu esihle kakhulu malunga nobomi bakhe, ukufa, kunye nomsasazo osasazekayo kwimithombo yeendaba zombini). Usweleke eneminyaka eyi-39 kwiveki nje enye ngaphambi kokuba uSpears achebe intloko kwaye abeendaba bebethwaxwa kukubonisa aba bafazi njengeengozi zemoto zabantu.

Kungenxa yesi sizathu sokuba abanye abantu kubaphulaphuli bacinge ukuba ukukhankanya ukufa kukaSmith yayiluhlobo oluthile lokuseta kwi-punchline. UFerguson kufuneka axelele abaphulaphuli bakhe abahlekayo, ayisiqhulo.

U [Smith] ufumene umntwana oneenyanga ezintandathu, yintoni le ingaka? Ndiyaqala ukuziva ndingonwabanga ukuhlekisa ngaba bantu. Kum, umdlalo ohlekisayo kufuneka ubenexabiso elithile kuwo. Kufanele ukuba kube ngathi sihlasela abantu abanamandla, sihlasela abezopolitiko, kunye neTrumps, kunye neevhorhards-ezihamba emva kwabo, utshilo. Kuyamangalisa ukuba uTrump wagqibela ngokuba zizo zontathu ezi zinto ngaphezulu kweminyaka elishumi kamva. Ngokwenene ukuphakama komdlalo ohlekisayo.

Akufanele sihlasele abantu abasengozini, u-Ferguson waqhubeka. Kwaye le yinto nje ye-mea culpa, le yeyam kuphela, ndicinga ukuba injongo yam ibiphumile kancinci kutshanje. Ndifuna ukuyitshintsha kancinci ngokuhlwanje, akukho ziqhulo zaseBritney Spears.

Kwi-monologue epheleleyo ukusukela ngobo busuku, uFerguson uthetha ngembali yakhe ngokuba likhoboka. Uyenza icace into yokuba akazi ukuba ii-Spears zinemicimbi efanayo, kodwa ngokucacileyo ufuna uncedo.

Akunjenge-monologue kaFerguson ukususela ngalobo busuku yayilahlekile ngexesha emva kokuba libhengezwe. Yena wenza udliwanondlebe malunga nayo emveni koko. Yena Ndathetha no Ixesha le-LA ngayo kulo nyaka uphelileyo. Kodwa akukho gunya linje ngokubonakala ngathi kukuzidibanisa, njengohlobo oluziswa sisiqwengana semithombo yeendaba yentsholongwane.

(Ewe, kunjalo, iyothusa ngokukrakra into yokuba iindaba zosasazo zazinoxanduva kakhulu kwindlela esayiphatha ngayo i-Spears, kwaye eyona ndawo iphambili yemithombo yeendaba ngoku iqhuba uluntu ukuba libuyele ekuvuseleleni iimpazamo zethu zoluntu.)

Iakhawunti ye-Twitter @BritneyHiatus uthumele loo kliphu yeFerguson kwihlobo elidlulileyo kwaye yaqokelela ukuthandwa kwe-1.6k kwaye ingaphantsi kwama-500 kwiitweets. Iakhawunti efanayo ithumele iklip efanayo izolo, kwiintsuku nje ezimbalwa emva kokuba uxwebhu luqale ukusasaza. Ukuza kuthi ga ngoku, inezinto ezingaphezu kwe-100K ezithandwayo kwaye zikufutshane ne-20, 000. Kuthathe kuphela iminyaka eyi-13 kodwa i-Spears ekugqibeleni ifumana uvelwano lwethu kwinqanaba awayehlala elifanele.

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