Ewe Sonke Sisathetha Ngamazwana eDC kwimisebenzi yomlomo kaBatman

UBatman noCatwoman bothukile

Izolo, iiPrincess Veki zethu zithe khamnqa ukufumanisa ukuba, ngokwe-DC, UBatman uya kwenza nantoni na yothando … Kodwa akazukuyenza lonto . Inkqubo ye- lonto kule meko iya ezantsi kwintombi yakhe.

Le yayiyeyona nto inkulu ye-Intanethi ethathwe kuyo Ezahlukeneyo isiqwenga kwiHBO Max's UHarley Quinn, apho u-Justin Halpern wadibana naye, […] saba nomzuzwana apho uBatman wayesihla esiya kwiCatwoman. Kwaye iDC yayifana, 'Awunakuyenza loo nto. Awunakuyenza loo nto. 'Bafana,' Amagorha akenzi njalo. 'Ke, sathi,' Ngaba uthi amaqhawe angabathandi bokuzingca? 'Babenjengoko,' Hayi, kukuba sithengisa iithoyi zabathengi. ngamagorha. Kunzima ukuthengisa into yokudlala ukuba uBatman naye wehla ngomntu. '

Andibaxi xa ndikuxelela ukuba i-Intanethi, xa iyonke, yahlangana ukuze ilinganise ingxelo eyoyikisayo yokuba uBruce Wayne akazukuyilahla yonke into ayenzayo ithuba lokuba nomlomo wakhe naphina kufutshane Indawo ekufutshane kunye no-Selena Kyle kuphela. Amagqabantshintshi, ii-memes, ubugcisa, kwaye ngoku kwanezinto ezithengiswayo zihamba ngokukhawuleza kwaye zinomsindo okoko. Okumangalisayo kukuba, ukuba iDC yayikhe yakhathazeka malunga nalo msebenzi ngokudibeneyo noBatman, ngoku luvavanyo lwentsholongwane uninzi lwethu alunakuze hayi nxulumana noBatman.

Batman. Ngaba. Njalo. Ilungile. Ibenzelwe i ngeli xesha .

Njengo.

DC.

Ulibele ukuba ngubani u-Selena Kyle?

Yonke iteration yalo mfazi uthixokazi ohamba phakathi kwethu, ngoba ngekhe nabani na ufuna ukonwaba ngokupheleleyo? Ngapha koko, yintoni ekwenza ukuba ucinge ukuba ikati libhinqa liza kunyamezela indoda esoyika ikati encinci?

Kodwa ayisiyiyo kuphela u-Selena olahlekileyo uBatman ngenxa yokuba ngokwe-DC, amaqhawe akenzi nje loo nto. Oku kundikhokelela ekubeni ndikholelwe ekubeni i-DC ivakalelwa kukuba onke amaqhawe e-galley ayayeka ukuba neentlobano zesini ngomlomo, ezibandakanya i-Justice League kunye notshintsho oluthile.

Kunene.

Yintoni endifanele ukuyenza ngale nto, huh DC?

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Andifuni ukuphila ubomi bam ndicinga ukuba i-DC ilungile no-DJ Khaled-ing abalinganiswa babo.

Awunakho ukuvumela uBatman ukuba aphume ngolu hlobo, DC!

DC, sukujika le ibe ngumzuzu apho nkqu ne-SMASH MOUTH kufuneka ikubeke endaweni yakho! Benza ku-DJ Khaled xa evakalisa ngokuzingca ukuba akazukuhla emfazini wakhe, musa ukubenza bayenze kuBatman!

Masibuyele kwakhona apho zivela khona ezi ndaba. Kwinqaku ngohlobo olwahlukileyo nguJoe Otterson , UJustin Halpern noPatrick Schumacher (ababini babanxibelelanisi be Harley Quinn ) baveze ukuba ngelixa befumana ubhetyebhetye xa besebenza nabalinganiswa babo, baqubisana nezinye… izithintelo.

Kuyamangalisa ngokumangalisayo kwaye simahla ukusebenzisa abalinganiswa abathathwa njengabahlali ngenxa yokuba unendlela enkulu kakhulu, utshilo uHalpern. Umzekelo ogqibeleleyo wento okweli xesha lesithathu lika'Harley '[xa] besinomzuzwana apho uBatman esihla khona kwiCatwoman. Kwaye iDC yayifana, 'Awunakuyenza loo nto. Awunakuyenza loo nto. 'Bafana,' Amagorha akenzi njalo. 'Ke, sathi,' Ngaba uthi amaqhawe angabathandi bokuzingca? 'Babenjengoko,' Hayi, kukuba sithengisa iithoyi zabathengi. ngamagorha. Kunzima ukuthengisa into yokudlala ukuba uBatman naye wehla ngomntu. '

Amagorha akenzi njalo?

Ngaba yeso sizathu sokuba ulwaphulo-mthetho luphakame ngalo lonke ixesha eGotham City lonke ixesha elibi?

Kuya kufuneka ndiqaphele ukuba, ngokuka-Otterson, uHalpen noSchumacher bathe iDC ixhasa kakhulu uthotho kwaye ibavumele ukuba batyhalele imvulophu amaxesha amaninzi, le ibiyimeko apho kuye kwafuneka bagcine imvulophu entla kwesinqe, okanye kunokuba, kude nekaCatwoman i-Meow- ubuncinci ngokwabelana ngesondo ngomlomo kuba, njengoko u-Otterson esitsho, Kuhlala kubonakala ukuba uBatman noCatwoman bazakuboniswa bethatha inxaxheba kwezinye izinto zokulala kwiXesha lesi-3 okanye ukuba oko kuya kuboniswa ngolwimi lobuqili.

AKA: yiyo nje i Iilwimi ezinamaqhinga Ngaba i-DC inomcimbi kunye okanye noBatman kunye noCatwoman abelana ngesondo ngokubanzi?

Nokuba yeyiphi na indlela, i-logic esemva kwayo zi-bonkers (iithoyi zabathengi, lol), ngakumbi okoko Harley Quinn ayisiyiyo ikhathuni enomdla yosapho ngoMgqibelo. Yimifanekiso yabantu abadala ngokugqibeleleyo, ke ukuba kukho nabaphi na abalinganiswa be-DC abaya kuba zoba oonobumba ngolwimi lwabo olo luhlu kukutsiba okuhle (okanye ukwehla ) inqaku.

Andinakukunceda kodwa ndibuyele kuloo kunzima ukuthengisa ngengqondo yokudlala. Ngaba bacinga ukuba kufuneka benze ngequbuliso into yokudlala yaseBatman enolwimi oluvelayo xa ubeka intloko phakathi kwemilenze yomntu? Ngaba ... bacinga ukuba asikathathi mntu u Batman kwaye tee hee he'd xa ewela phezu kwenye into yokudlala? Kuyamangalisa, kodwa, ubuncinci, isinike iimpendulo ezisemgangathweni ezivela kwi-Intanethi.

Abanye bachaze inyani enokuba mbi: mhlawumbi uBatman ngekhe ayenze lonto . Mhlawumbi u-Billionaire onamathele kulindeleke ukuba anikwe inkonzo kodwa angabinabuganga bokubuyisela ubabalo.

Ndicinga ukuba kunokwenzeka, kwaye kusenokwenzeka ukuba ikhona ndithathe phaya ngaphandle ngubani oya kulunga ngayo. I-Catwoman ayinalo ixesha layo yonke loo nto, nangona kunjalo, ke uBatman ungcono afumane inkqubo ngenxa yokuba baninzi abanye abakulungeleyo nabakulungeleyo ukuthatha indawo yakhe.

Umbuzo uphakanyisiwe, ngoku ukuba esi sisihloko esihamba phambili sikaBatman, kwintoni amanye amaqhawe angayitya, okanye angayi kuyitya iqabane labo ngendlela eyenza ukuba inkampani ikhawuleze isuswe imeko kwikhathuni yabo yabantu abadala.

Sazise ukhetho lwakho kumagqabantshintshi, kwaye khumbula, jonga Harley Quinn kwi-HBO Max! Harley Quinn kuhle!

(umfanekiso: Warner Bros. oopopayi)

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-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —