Kwimeko apho ubungazi, uMongameli u-Obama unomntakwabo. Ukuba nawe ubungazi, woyike kakhulu. Ukuphela kwee-charts bonkers. Unako kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo akufuneki skrolela kuye Ukutya kwe-Twitter ukubona ukuba kuthetha ntoni oko. I-bio yakhe ifundeka ngoku ukuba liphelile ixesha likabhuti wam ndikhululekile ukubhengeza inkxaso yam ku-Donald J. Trump ongu-Mongameli-onyuliweyo wase-U.S.A kunye nenkwenkwe, ingaba ukhe. Kodwa kwangoko ngale ntsasa, uMalik Obama uthathe ikhefu ekukhaleni kwiindawo (ekuye kwafuneka ndijongise phezulu kuba andinguye kwi-troll lingo, ngokucacileyo) kunye neecucks kunye ne-anti-semitism yakhe ngokubanzi kunye nokusilumkisa sonke iingozi zesitrasi—
Bantu bam ndicela ningatshayi intsangu! pic.twitter.com/LzW3iTuPeB
-Malik Obama (@ObamaMalik) Nge-15 kaDisemba ngo-2016
Kwaye wagqiba kwelokuba atshintshe iitreyini iiyure ezimbalwa kwaye akhwaze endaweni yoko malunga ne-anime. Ewe, anime.
Kuya kufuneka sibakhusele abantwana bethu nakwi-ANIME !!
-Malik Obama (@ObamaMalik) Nge-16 kaDisemba ngo-2016
Le ngxelo yandulelwa yimibuzo eliqela malunga neentlobo ezahlukeneyo ze-anime, ebuza (mhlawumbi ngendlela engathandekiyo, ukuqala incoko ngobundlongondlongo okanye ngenxa yokuba eneneni wayengazi kodwa esafuna ukuba nezimvo ezingxolayo kakhulu — ngokunyanisekileyo, ayizothusa loo nto) Ukuchazwa kweenkcazo zesigama esine-hyper-sexualized, ezifana ne-hentai, i-loli kunye nazo zonke iintlobo-ze-phobic (umz. imigibe, umbono ombi wokuba umfundi okanye umbukeli ukhohlisiwe ukuba atsaleleke kubalinganiswa abahlukileyo ngokwesini). Kwaye emva kokuba efumene iimpendulo zakhe, ezo zimvo zazikulungele ukuqala ukungena.
LOLI = HENTAI = IMGIBE = IXESHA ELIBI abantu!
-Malik Obama (@ObamaMalik) Nge-16 kaDisemba ngo-2016
Kulungile, andiqinisekanga ngokupheleleyo ngoba ukhetha ukukhwaza kungenanto zonke iingcinga zakhe malunga nokwabelana ngesondo kunye nokuxhaphaza kwiikhathuni, kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo, kulungile, sinokukwenza oku.
Ukuthi i-Anime imbi kufana nokuthetha kakubi!
-Malik Obama (@ObamaMalik) Nge-16 kaDisemba ngo-2016
Yima, hayi, uphulukene nam.
I-Anime yindawo yokuthetha elungileyo okanye engalunganga kodwa ayinakugwetywa. Abahambisi bomyalezo banoxanduva!
-Malik Obama (@ObamaMalik) Nge-16 kaDisemba ngo-2016
Andilungisi kwanto. Kukho i-ANIME ENGABI kunye ne-ANIME EHLE njengokuba kukho ABANTU ABALUNGILEYO NABABI!
-Malik Obama (@ObamaMalik) Nge-16 kaDisemba ngo-2016
Kulungile, ngokuqinisekileyo, ndibuyile. Ndiyathetha, ubuncinci eli likhefu kwintetho yakhe yesiqhelo yentiyo kunye nothando lukaTrump.
Konke ekufuneka sikwenzile abantu bam kukuzama ukuba Balumkile kwaye uzame UKULUNGILE. IMAGA!
-Malik Obama (@ObamaMalik) Nge-16 kaDisemba ngo-2016
Yilahle, Malik! (I-PS isilumko kunye nokulunga akunakuthetha ukuba ucinga ukuba bathetha ntoni.)
Yenza ii-Anime kwakhona kwakhona!
-Malik Obama (@ObamaMalik) Nge-16 kaDisemba ngo-2016
Kulungile, kulungile, ndicinga ukuba oku kulungile, ukuba akunantsingiselo kwaphela, ukuphazamisa-kodwa asinakukwazi sonke ukuchitha iintsuku zethu silungiselela ingqungquthela enkulu yemithombo yeendaba kwimfazwe yase-Syria (uyazi, njengokuba lo mzalwana walomfo wayesenza kwa amaxesha ezi tweets). Kodwa ubuncinci iimvakalelo zakhe kwi-anime azoyiki kangako njengeengcinga zakhe kuyo yonke into ngokoqobo.
Yima.
Imigibe YIBE gay.
-Malik Obama (@ObamaMalik) Nge-16 kaDisemba ngo-2016
Yiza, MALIK. UBUSONDE KAKHULU. SASIPHantse SIPHELELE NGOKU.
Andizamkeli izitabane kodwa zizihlobo zam.
-Malik Obama (@ObamaMalik) Nge-16 kaDisemba ngo-2016
Gee, ndiqinisekile ukuba bonke baya kuvuya kakhulu ukukuva.
Ndicela uxolo ngokunyanisekileyo ngalo mngxunya womvundla wobubi. Nceda uqhubeke malunga nomhla wakho xa ugqibile ukugabha ngumsindo. Ukuba ufuna uMalik nangasiphi na isizathu, ubuyile kwindawo yakhe ekhuselekileyo, ebiza iintatheli ngeecucks.
