Abafileyo banobuso 'O'!
Abafana. Kufuneka sithethe malunga Ukunyuka kweSkywalker kwaye imeko ephazamisayo ndiqala ukuyibona phakathi kwezinye zeefranchise zethu esizithandayo. Kodwa kuqala, ISILUMKISO ISILUMKISO : buya umva ngoku ukuba awukayiboni kwaye ngandlela thile ukwazile ukuphepha yonke enye into eyonakalisayo malunga nofakelo lokugqibela lukaJ. Ka-Abram Idabi leenkwenkwezi trilogy.
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Ngoku eso silumkiso siphelelwe lixesha lokuba sithethe malunga nokutyhilwa kukaRey wokuba yiPalpatine. Kungenxa yokuba abafileyo bayathetha kodwa banomntwana ofihliweyo, oqhelekileyo-obonakala ngathi-oko kuthetha ukuba ngaxa lithile babenomfazi oyimfihlo kunye / okanye usana lomama. Ngokusisiseko, i-Palpatine fucks . Okanye ubuncinci, wakha kanye.
Kwaye ngaphambi kokuba abantu bagxume baye ngqo kodwa bangqinelana! okanye kodwa midichlorians! Siza kujonga imiboniso kunye nemifanekiso ethiwe thaca nguAbrams. Ewe, uPalpatine unayo itekhnoloji ye-cloning (into ubukumkani obabufikelela kuyo ukusukela kwisiqendu II) kwaye wayisebenzisa ukudala uSnoke, kodwa indoda esiyibonayo idlala utata kaRey kwiimpazamo zakhe ayisiyiyo eyokulinganisa. Akajongi kwinto efana nePalpatine yeminyaka ephakathi esihlangana nayo kwii-prequels. Ungayichazanga eyokuba u-ol 'Palpy ngekhe azenzele uluvo ngaye. Uzithiyile izoyikiso kumandla akhe kwaye yintoni enokuba sisongelo kuye ngaphezu komnye? Umntu onamandla kuphela kwicala elimnyama lomkhosi, kodwa okrelekrele, ongenanceba, onobuqhetseba, kwaye ogcwele amabhongo? Ayisiyongcipheko anokuyithatha.
Ngokubhekiselele kuma-midichlorian, amandla omlingo kaLucas amadlozi kuphela ngenxa yokuba uLucas wayezama ukwenza i Idabi leenkwenkwezi Isifaniso kuYesu sokujija, kwaye basaya kufuna isitya somntu esingumfazi ukuze bamithe. Kananjalo, nokuba loluphi na usana abalwenzileyo alunakuba ne-DNA kaPalpatine kwaye ke ngekhe akwazi ukubanga nayiphi na inzalo ayenzileyo njengeyakhe. Ke akukho midichlorian. Kufuneka sikwamkele nje ukuba iiAbrams zifuna ukuba sibe nomfanekiso weePalps zibhonqa. (Kwaye ujike uRey abe NGUMTHETHO uMary Sue trope kwinkqubo, enkosi ngaloo Abes.)
Yeyiphi ingxaki, ayisiyiyo le trilogy nje, kodwa yindlela ebuyisela ngayo yonke ilungelo lokuthengisa. Uhlobo lwe-Sith master / ulwalamano lwabafundi sele lusetyenziselwe ukuhambelana nomzali / umntwana onetyhefu. Kutheni le nto uSith angakhe akhethe umntu ofundela into engeyiyo inyama kunye negazi labo ukuba banabantwana babo ukuba babumbe basebenzise? Kwaye kwakutheni ukuze uPalpatine abenalo mfazi uyimfihlo / usana lomama / ukuma ngobusuku obunye? Ukujonga ngokukhululekileyo ngeminyaka kaRey noKylo (ekucingelwa ukuba bakwiminyaka efanayo) kunye nokubuyela umva kubazali bakaRey kubonakala ngathi abazali bakhe ba ... uLuka, uLeia, kunye noHan? Oko kuthetha ukuba kufanelekile ukuba sikholwe emva kokungafumaneki kwe-Trilogy Palpatine yoqobo eyayinomthandi kunye nomntwana owayehleli kwenye indawo ?? Kwakhona, kwakutheni ukuze achithe naliphi na ixesha eDarth Vader (ngaphandle kokuba ubambe indawo) ukuba wayenomntwana wakhe olinde emaphikweni?
Ukuba kukho nantoni na, elona xesha lililo elifanelekileyo lokuba uPalpatine abe nosapho ngewayekhona kwi-prequels xa wayesenza njenge-senator. Kodwa ukuze asebenze uRey kwakuza kufuneka ukuba abe mdala ngoku, okanye ukuba wayengumzukulwana wakhe, oko kuthetha ukuba ngandlel 'ithile wenza usapho oluyimfihlo oluphezulu kunye nabantwana kunye nabazukulwana ekungekho mntu wakha wafumanisa malunga noku. Usapho oluyimfihlo oluphezulu ngandlela thile luye lwaphazamisa ukufundwa komzukulwana wakhe osindileyo nosana uRey.
Kukho iiNightsisters (ukuba unguye Clone Iimfazwe fan) kodwa ayisiyiyo indlela yokuba bavelise umntwana oqhelekileyo, kwaye bathambekele ekungcungcuthekeni kuphela nogqatso lweDathomirian. Kodwa uyabona ukuba ndifumana ntoni apha.
Ukutsiba kwenye i-franchise ethandekayo okomzuzwana, andikwazi ukuzibamba ndicinga ngokutyhilwa ekugqibeleni UHarry Potter kunye noMntwana oqalekisiweyo lonto ngokubalaseleyo nangokucacileyo i-asexual UVoldemort wayenomntwana noBellatrix Lestrange. Esinye isigqibo se-retcon esonqenayo esenza buthathaka uthotho lomsebenzi owandulelayo. UVoldemort wayengenamdla kwisini. Wayengenomdla ekudaleni umgca wosapho. Into yakhe yayikukuba UFUNA UKUPHILA NGONAPHAKADE. Wayengazubadala abantwana kuba wayengasiboni isidingo sabo kuba engacwangcisanga ukuya naphi na. Kwaye nawuphi na umntwana amdalile ngewayebonile njengesoyikiso, kwaye sele sibonile ukuba wenza ntoni kwiintsana acinga ukuba zisisongelo. Ngapha koko, eso sisizathu salo lonke uthotho lweencwadi: UVoldemort uzama ukubulala usana ukuphelisa isoyikiso kuye.
Kwaye siyintoni isizathu sayo yonke le nto yokuphinda ubuye kwakhona? Ubuvila. Icocekile kwaye ilula. Kutheni usenza into embi enkulu xa unokuthi uvuse nje eyomileyo neyinyani? Kutheni le nto abalinganiswa bakho beguqukile xa unokubenza baphindaphinde amadabi afanayo kwaye benze iimpazamo ezifanayo amaxesha ngamaxesha? Kutheni uxela ibali elitsha xa usazi ukuba ubuncinci isiqingatha sabaphulaphuli bakho siyakulunga ngokubona into esele iqhelekile? Ngubani okhathalayo ukuba kudala imingxunya enkulu iyelenqe kwaye buthathaka amashumi amane kunye neminyaka yebali elisekwe ngaphambili? Le sandbox yakho ngoku sana! Kwaye ukuba ufuna ukwenza unodoli wakho wePalpatine enze i-wookiee ngonodoli we-barbie ongacwangciswanga lelo lilungelo lakho! Kodwa ayenzeli ukubaliswa kwamabali.
(Ifoto: Lucasfilms / Disney)
Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!
-UMary Sue unomgaqo-nkqubo ongqongqo ongavumiyo, kodwa ungaphelelanga apho, ukuthukwa kwabantu nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —
