Ndiyayithanda intwasahlobo kwikona yam yehlabathi. Xa imithi igcina iphinde yafumana amagqabi, lixesha lokuvuya kuba izimvi ezibandayo zasebusika zenziwe… kodwa iiveki zilungile ngaphambili Amagqabi abuya? Xa yonke imithi ekuhlaleni kwam ipinki kunye namahlumela kunye nesithembiso? Yiloo nto, ngelishwa, elona xesha libi ngoba mna, njengabaninzi kuni, ndinokungavumi komungu okwenzayo ukuphuma elangeni lasentwasahlobo isihogo, isihogo. Kwaye kuvela isizathu sokuba umungu womthi ube ke ukungalunganga kwezinye iindawo kunokuba ngenxa… yesini sokutyala ???
Esi sityhilelo siqale sasiqala ngombulelo kule ntambo inkulu yomsebenzisi we-twitter @Flaminhaystack , ekufuneka uyijongile.
* Umsonto *
Emva kokuthenga indlu kunye nenkosikazi yakhe, onengxaki yokugula, uTom Ogren wayefuna ukulahla nantoni na kwipropathi yakhe enokubangela uhlaselo.
Waqala ukuvavanya ubumelwane xa wabona into engaqhelekanga
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-Antonia (@Flaminhaystack) Ngomhla we-5, 2020
Ewe. Imithi yamadoda sisizathu sokuba kufuneka ndithenge iPlonase ngobuninzi. Amanani.
Njengoko umsonto usitsho, le ngxaki yafunyanwa nguThomas Ogren. UOgren yingcali yezolimo kunye nophando lokungezwani nokwaliwa obhalileyo Igadi yokulwa nokuLwa komzimba , ethi, nje ngesihloko sayo, ibeke into endingazange ndiyithathele ingqalelo: ukuba ukhetho kulungiso lomhlaba kunye nasegadini lungenza umahluko xa kufikwa kwizidlo ezithile. Ndihlala ndihlala ndithatha i-allergies njengenyaniso yobomi, kodwa oko akunakuba njalo.
Ingcamango ka-Ogren Ukuziphatha ngokwesini inomdla kakhulu. Iqale, njengoko intambo ye-tweet engentla ibonisiwe, xa wafudukela kwindawo entsha. Le yayiyiminyaka engama-30 eyadlulayo, eSan Luis Obispo, eCalifornia, kwaye waqala waqaphela ukuba apho, nakulo lonke, abacwangcisi basezidolophini kunye nabalungisi beendawo bebegcwele izitalato kwaye begcwalise iidolophu ezinemithi yamadoda kuphela.
Ewe imithi inesini, nangona kunjalo, inzima. Iintlobo zemithi zinokuba zezi eyobe , intsingiselo yesityalo ngasinye sivelisa iintyatyambo ezingamadoda okanye ezesifazana, okanye i-monoecious, okuthetha ukuba isityalo esinye siya kuba neentyatyambo zesini sobabini. Iintyatyambo ezizimazi zifumana ipoleni ziintyatyambo zobudoda kwaye zithwala iziqhamo. Imithi yamadoda, ngenxa yokuba ikho ukuze ivotele kuphela, i-Ogren ithiyori, ivelise umungu omninzi kwaye ngenxa yoko i-aleji.
Ngoku, ukhetho lwemithi yobudoda lubuyela umva ngeendlela, ukuya kuthi xa abacwangcisi bekhuthazwa ukuba batyale imithi yamadoda ukuthintela inkathazo yokuba kucocwe imidumba yembewu kwaye, neziqhamo. Oku kubonakala kusisidenge kakhulu kwaye kunokwabelana ngesondo, ngenxa yokuba, nangokwesini somthi, kuya kufuneka ujongane nokucoca, uyazi, UKUSHIYA. Kodwa isini ngokuchasene nemithi yabasetyhini yabambelela, emva koko yasasazeka.
Enye into ekusasazeni ngesini somthi kukusasazeka kwe Isifo seDutch Elm kwiminyaka yoo-80, eyabulala izigidi zeelms, umthi wasebumelwaneni othandwayo. Ukuphulukana nala ma-elms kwakudinga ukuphinda kutyalwe, kwaye ke, amadlelo azaliswa ngamadoda, kwaye ke isini sasasazeka ngathi, kakuhle, umungu entwasahlobo.
Kwafuneka ndiyijonge kwindawo yam, etyalwe phantse ezitalatweni kuphela INorway Maple , kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo, iimephu zaseNorway ikakhulu ziyi-dioecious. Ndingabheja imali ukuba yonke imithi kwindawo yam yeyamadoda, ukusuka kwinqanaba le-pollen yasentwasahlobo kuphela. Oku kuyandikhumbuza, ngokumangalisayo, ngeeEnts ezikwi- INkosi yeeRingi , abenzelwe ukuphela ngenxa yokuphulukana nabafazi.
Eyona nto inomsindo ngale nto kukuba xa abacwangcisi babuya emini benike ukhetho kwimithi yabasetyhini, besinokuwuthintela umungu kwaye okunye ukucoca. Ukuba bebenze ngokuchaseneyo kwaye batyale amakhulu emithi yabasetyhini engenabantu abangamadoda, ngeyayeyinyumba kwaye icocekile, ngaphandle kwempova, utshilo u-Ogren, ngokwe-Atlas Obscura. Imithi yabasetyhini ayenzi iziqhamo okanye imbewu ukuba akukho ndoda ijikeleze.
Ke, ukuba besinokuvumela nje abantu basetyhini ukuba bathathe indawo engaphezulu, ngekhe sibenangxaki ngoku apho amadoda akhoyo kuyo yonke indawo, kwaye isidingo sabo sokusasaza umungu wabo kuyo yonke indawo senza ukuba kube nzima kuthi sonke ukuphuma nokuhamba. Kukho isikweko apha.
Ngaba sikhona isisombululo apha? Hayi ncma. Akukho mntu ufuna ukugawula izigidi zemithi, kodwa mhlawumbi, kwixa elizayo nakwizinto ezintsha, nakwimithi emitsha, singasifaka iskripthi kwaye siqale ukutyala umhlaba ongaxoliyo. U-Ogren usasebenza ukutshintsha indlela abacwangcisi basezidolophini abatyala ngayo, kodwa utshintsho lwemozulu lusebenza ngokuchasene naye, lwenza ukuba i-pollenpocalypses ixhaphake kwaye ibe yingozi.
Okwangoku, kufuneka sinyamezele ukuthimla kwaye sikhumbule ngesithonga ngasinye ukuba isini kunye neziphumo zaso zifikelela nangaphaya kobukumkani bezilwanyana, kwaye loo nto iyinyani yomthi.
(nge Twitter ; Umnyama oPhezulu , umfanekiso: Iipelisi)
Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!
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