Kwimibuzo yakutshanje engaqhelekanga evela ku-Twitter, ngoku sibuza oku: Kutheni le nto amadoda ekhomba ngemipu kwiindawo zawo zokugcina ukutya kukhuselekile? Kuphando lwam, ndifumene nje ukudideka okuninzi. Kutheni lo mkhwa ngequbuliso? Kutheni amadoda ebuthathaka kangaka?
Okokuqala, makhe sijonge le nto.
Ngoku ezi dolika ze-MAGA zalatha imipu kwiidick zazo ngokukhuseleka kucinyiwe kunye neminwe yabo kwi-trigger ukuba babe nee-libs. Ndiyayicaphukela intiyo apha. pic.twitter.com/O1vVUldLn5
-Dylan (@dyllyp) Ngomhla we-25, 2020
Ke, into oyenzayo kukuthatha ukhuseleko kumpu wakho, ubeke umpu kwinqanaba ledick, ubeke umunwe wakho kwi-trigger, emva koko uhlale apho unethemba lokuba awuzukuvuthulula amalungu akho esini ngengozi. Ngokuqinisekileyo iya kundibonisa, i-lib, ukuba nexhala ngokhuseleko lwemipu yeyabaphulukene nobani khange bazidubula ngokwabo.
Ngapha koko, ukuba ujonga lo mfanekiso mnye, le ndoda iqhuba i-65 MPH inompu kwi-crotch yayo kwaye ithatha umfanekiso, ukuze iphele kakuhle. Kuyabonakala ukuba, oku kuye bekuqhubeka okwethutyana ngoku, kwaye inqaku kufanele ukuba lihlekise ngalo kanye uluvo lokhuseleko lompu . Nokuba siphi na isizathu sokwenza into esisidenge, wena, mnumzana, awudingi ukuzala, kwaye oko kungqinwa kukhetho lwakho lokuzenza ngathi udubula idick yakho kwisithuthi esihambayo.
Kodwa xa sijonga kuTwitter, kubonakala ngathi sonke sifuna ukwazi ukuba kutheni…
Ndiyayithanda le nto. Qhubeka usiza! Andinamnikazi ngokwaneleyo !! https://t.co/FSokcX8GNN
- chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) Ngomhla we-26, 2020
Ngaba uTrump uthe ukuzidubula ku-dick kuyakunyanga iCoronavirus? Ngenxa yokuba ndisekela abaxhasi bakaTrump ngokuzalisa inzala ukuze bangakwazi ukuvelisa kwakhona. https://t.co/tFdg4CjEv6
-I Mermaid eVulekileyo (@OhNoSheTwitnt) Ngomhla we-26, 2020
Ndisandul 'ukwaziswa ukuba abantu bakhomba imipu elayishwe kwiidick zabo ngandlela thile ukuba ngabanini beebbs zokukhuthaza abantu ukuba banxibe iimpahla zobuso okanye into ethile….
Yintoni eyinyani kwakhona? Ngokwenene wonke umntu? Ubambe iidick zakho ukhombe umpu kuqhankqalazo lweenkqubo zokhuseleko?
-Uhenyukazi lobukrelekrele & # x1f9e0; & # x1f4b0; -Shannon Q (@ Shann_Q0) Ngomhla we-26, 2020
Intoni. Ngokuchanekileyo. Ngaba. Inkqubo ye-. Cwangcisa. Apha? https://t.co/kMjeoCU3QM
-Gerry Conway (@gerryconway) Ngomhla we-26, 2020
Nokuba umsebenzisi othumele imifanekiso akayazi ukuba kutheni le nto isenzeka.
Kubo bonke abantu ababuza ukuba kutheni, andiqinisekanga nge-100%. Kodwa ndicinga ukuba ukucinga apha kukuba Imipu ayibulali bantu, abantu abanemipu babulala abantu ngoko ke sizakubakhomba kwiidick zethu ukubonisa ukuba bakhuseleke kangakanani okanye enye into.
-Dylan (@dyllyp) Ngomhla we-26, 2020
Njengamanani amaninzi e-intanethi, ayinakuba yinto. Isenokuba ngumntu obone umkhwa kwaye wacinga ukuwuzisa, kodwa nokuba unayo ngu umkhwa, yintoni intsingiselo ngasemva kwemipu kwiibreyithi zakho? NGABA UKHONA umntu onokuchaza?
(umfanekiso: MGM)
Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!
-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —
