Kutheni le nto ii-Anime zilahlekile: I-Soulja Boy Record Anime kunye neGoku, neManga ikwasebenza

Ungamcekisa ngenxa ye-pheonomenon yokubamba ngesandla Crank ukuba, kodwa DeAndre Cortez Indlela -Ngcono eyaziwa ngokuba rapper Umphefumlo weSoulja uxelele 'Em -Ekucingelwa ukuba wenza abalandeli be-anime kwihlabathi liphela ubabalo ngokurekhoda iindlela ezimbini zokuza kwakhe Dre ialbham enesihloko Anime kwaye Goku. Vuyani: Asisayi kuphinda sicingelwe njengeehermits ezinamafutha ezinxiba izicakakazi ezinkulu ezincancisayo ze-anime kwii-t-shirts zethu ezingaphezulu! Ngoku siza kucingelwa nje njengeehermits ezinamafutha ezinxiba izicakakazi ze-anime ezincancisayo ezinkulu kwii-t-shirts zethu kwaye mamela uSoulja Boy !

Ngulaa mntu ukwamnye uxelelwe Irhamncwa lemihla ngemihla Umbhali wekholamu ITyelelo , Khwazani kwiinkosi zamakhoboka! Ngaphandle kwabo ngesele siseAfrika. Kwaye ukungawuthelekisi lo mbandela nakancinci, kodwa ndithetha nje ': Ngaphandle kukaSoulja Boy, ii-otakus ngesele zisegumbini labazali babo; okanye baseMelika, endaweni yokufunda kwiinkqubo zamanye amazwe eJapan. Ngoko khwaza! Kuya kufuneka ndibanike apho kufanelekileyo.

(Yonke le post inezinye iingoma ze-NSFW.)

I-caveat: Ngenxa yokuba umculo wakhe uvakala ngathi ubhalwe kwindlu yangasese ebukhali njengefayile yeWAWAV kunye nokutsala kwakhe akuqondakali kunokuba Lil Wayne's , okubhaliweyo kusenokwenzeka ukuba akuchanekanga. Ngale nto ithethwayo, iingoma ezintsha zikaSoulja Boy ziqulathe oko ndicinga ukuba ubuncwane beengoma ezifana:

  • Bhokhwe ndikhangeleka ngathi ndinguGoku… Bhantshi ndikhangeleka ngathi yiVegeta… Ndiyakhumbula 'kweso sikolo sakudala. I-64 ′ Impala iswayita. Bhokhwe ndiphume ngebhotile. Buyela umva. Bhitch ndijongeka njengoGoku. Beka kwisikolo sam esidala. Fuckin enye ??? Isitshisi esikhulu seSaiyan.
  • I-Anime swag, ndibhabha njengeGoku. I-Anime swag, xa ndinyusa kweso sikolo sidala. I-Anime, yehla i-anime edlulileyo. Ikhonkco leshishini, i-anime, nayo yonke into ye-anime. Ulusu lweGucci, i-anime. Ubhaka wam, i-anime. I-Xbok yam kunye ne-Glock cock yile anime. Owu thixo wam, ndiyayikhuphela loo avenue. (Qaphela: Le yingoma eyahlukileyo kwisicatshulwa sokuqala)

Umthombo ubhala ukuba uhlobo lomdaniso ongasetyenziswanga wengoma uGoku ngokucacileyo ibandakanya amagama:

Uvein 'njengoGoku. Uvein 'njengeVegeta. Uvein 'njengoGohan. Uvein 'njengePiccolo. Uvein 'njengoKrillin. Uvein 'njengoYamcha. Uvein 'njengoTien. Uvein 'ngathi ziziQhina. Uvein 'njengoFrieza. U-Feelin ’njengoMkhosi kaGinyu. Zive ngathi ikati ye-esile ethetha ngentonga. Uvein 'njengo-Master Roshi. Uvein 'njengoChichi. Uvein 'njengoPikachu.

Huh? Ndiqinisekile ukuba uPikachu wayengekho DBZ .

Abanye benu abalandela umsebenzi weNdlela yomculo banokuqhelana naye Iphetshana lokufa yingubo , ezingakhange ziboleke ngokungaginyisi mathe isihloko esincomekayo se-anime / manga kunye uyilo , kodwa kusolwa ukhulule isandi sayo njengokuba. Kuyavela ukuba ukuthanda kukaSoulja Boy kuhamba ngaphaya koko, njengoko eneneni uqhuba eyakhe DeviantArt iphepha ( * CEOSouljaBoy ), Gcwalisa ngeziqwenga zobugcisa beekhathuni ezilayishiwe (umz.Isihloko esichazayo Umphefumlo weSoulja 'Amantombazana kwi-dick yam' ). Indlela yethu yakutshanje ngoMeyi 25 inika iinkcukacha ngezicwangciso zakhe zexesha elide kuthotho lwama-manga, isekelwe kuye :

Ndihleli apha ndicinga ngemibono kunye neengcinga zemanga / i-anime ... Ezona bezinomdla wam ebomini bam ziya kuba Iphetshana lokufa , ICowboy Beebop , Ingcali yeAlchemist epheleleyo , Ityala livaliwe , Iblitshi , & I-Naruto .. bendicinga ukuba ndingena njani kwihlabathi le-anime ngoko NGOKUGQIBELELEYO mannn Ndifunga ukuba ndingangumGoku omtsha osandul 'ukutsha… .. Ndingavakala ndiligeza okanye ungawuboni nje umbono wam…

Ndandinombono ngam ngonyaka we-3054 iimoto ezibhabhayo, izixeko ezidadayo, impucuko engaphantsi kwamanzi. Kwaye kukho ububi dude ukulawula umhlaba ngoloyiko namandla. Ndize ke ndingene ndimbhombise iesile lakhe kwaye ndigcine usuku kwaye ndibelona qhawe lincinci lol…. Kuvakala njani oko? Ngaba ucinga ntoni huh? Cinga ngayo nangona iziphumo zexesha elizayo, ixesha lembumbulu, iimfazwe, ukudubula, yonke i-9 lol im nje yokuqiqa!

Kodwa phawula amazwi am NGOMNYE UMNTU ndiza kuwugqiba umbono wam .. ha ha.

Ha ha. Sisindise.

Nantsi into, nangona. USoulja Boy uyazi ngokucacileyo i-anime yakhe. Kwityala lakhe, i-anime kunye negalelo lakhe le-manga liphezulu kakhulu kwimveliso yakhe yomculo. Kodwa phawula YAM Amagama, ilizwe liya kungcangcazela ukuba angaze enze imanga eyeyakhe. Ke kwakhona, ujustin bieber Sele enomdlalo wokuhlekisa ukuphakama kwakhe (yintoni le isihogo, Uqala Bieber ?) ifanele ukuphuma ngo-Okthobha , ke sinokulahla lonke ithemba lokuhlekisa.

Iingoma ziyadlalwa (kwingozi yakho) ngezantsi:

(nge @SouljaBoy ; umfanekiso nge * CEOSouljaBoy )