Nabani na oGuqulele abagcini beGalaxy kwisiTshayina Benze Umsebenzi Ombi

Abalondolozi baseChinaHeyi bafana, nifuna ukubetha imuvi kule mpelaveki kwaye nibone Iqela lokuhlaselwa ngokungaqhelekanga ? Ndiyayiva ayihlekisi kwaphela! Ngokutsho kwimithombo yeendaba zaseTshayina , Abagcini beGalaxy Yifilimu yamva nje yokubandezeleka kwiofisi yebhokisi yaseTshayina ngenxa yemibhalo engezantsi engaguqulelwanga kakuhle.

China Yonke imihla ithi abo bahamba imovie bayakhalaza ukuba, okona kubalulekileyo, ifilimu ilahlekile lonke uhleko lwayo kuguqulelo kwaye ayifumanihlekisayo kubaphulaphuli baseTshayina. Ngaphaya kuWeibo, umsebenzisi uGudabaihua - owaziwa ngoguqulelo kunye neenkcazo zeefilimu zaseNtshona kubaphulaphuli baseTshayina-uqaphele iimpazamo ezingaphaya kwamashumi asibhozo kwimibhalo engezantsi yefilimu. Ngaphandle kokuguqulelwa okuninzi okungachanekanga, imixholo engezantsi ayiphumelelanga ukubonisa imvakalelo yokuqala yemovie, ezinje ngeziqhulo, iipun kunye neehomophones. Asinakunceda kodwa sithandabuze ubungcali bomguquleli.

Kwiwebhusayithi yakhe , UGudabaihua udwelisa iitoni zeempazamo, ezinje:

  • UJohn Stamos wayenesihloko esithi nguJohns Tamo Si (hayi).
  • Ngalo lonke ixesha umlingisi wayenzelwe ukuthukisa iRocket ngokumbiza ngokuba yirubent okanye weasel yayiguqulelwa kwi-raccoon encinci, ixesha lothando.
  • Xa uGamora esithi, Inqanawa yakho ingcolile, kwaye u-Star-Lord uyaphendula Akanalo nofifi, uguqulo luphumele kwinqanawa yakho iyanuka kwaye akukho siko loyikekayo.
  • INkwenkwezi yeNkosi ibiza iRonan turd intyatyambo eguqulelwe kubuso obukhulu.
  • Gamora's andizukunikezela kubugqwirha bakho be-pelvic! andizukunikezela kubugqwirha bakho!
  • I-Star-Lord's Singabagcini beGalaxy, i-bitch yaba ngabaGcini beGalaxy, i-slut.

Kwaye ke, ewe, kukho le gem (ngokungaqhelekanga iguqulelwe kakubi ukusuka kwisiTshayina sokuqala saseGudabaihua):

Kodwa usasazo lwethiyetha lufundisa abantu ngokubamba iintonga zabo ukuba bonwabele ukudanisa xa oku, singakhange sihleke. Kuba imibhalo engezantsi ibhaliwe: Ufundise abantu indlela yokujija iesile.

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Ungafumana Lonke uluhlu lwemibhalo engezantsi emdaka kule webhusayithi (yiGoogle Chrome iguqulele iphepha ukuya kwisiNgesi, kwaye uskrolele ezantsi kuluhlu lwenkosi). Ukhohlakele. Kwaye, kunjalo, asinakukulibala oko Abagcini Nditsho nesihloko sayo yonke imovie esitshintshileyo e-China:

Abagcini yaguqulelwa kulwimi lwesiTshayina yiHuaXia, ikwangulo mhambisi ukwanguye noxanduva loguqulelo olubi Irim engasebenzi . Lo mboniso bhanyabhanya ubandakanya ukuphosakela kokuthamba ngohlobo oluthile, ungcoliseko lwabemi, kwaye (endiyithandayo) nditshintshe irokethi engqinibilikisiyo yaba yingqwayi ye-pegasus meteor. Ezinye iimovie ezihluphekileyo kwi-ofisi yebhokisi yaseTshayina ngenxa yokuguqulelwa okungalunganga kubandakanya Amadoda eMnyama III, iMidlalo yeNdlala, kwaye Sibakabhaka Yiwa .

Kwirekhodi, Iqela eliHlaselwayo ngokungaqhelekanga eliQhelekileyo ligama leqela elitsha likaMary Sue, kwaye owethu wokuqala uya kuba nguPegasus Meteor Fist.

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