Yintoni eqhubekayo kunye noRandy Quaid kunye noDonald Trump?

IRandy Quaid kunye neChevy Chase kwiiholide zeKrisimesi

URandy Quaid, igama uninzi lwethu olungakhange lulive kwiminyaka, beluhamba yonke imini kuba i-Quaid ihambe iyelenqe elipheleleyo le-trumper yothando. Nokuba kungasiphi na isizathu, ngo-2020, ubuhlobo obutsha sele benziwe, kwaye uDonald Trump ubuyisela kumlingisi kwakhona, kwaye bonwabile nje ukuba omnye nomnye.

(UTrump uphinde wayibhala kwakhona le nto.)

Kwaye ke iTwitter… ididekile.

Ngokunyaniseka, le nto intle kakhulu kumongameli weTrump nayo yonke into eqhubekayo nayo. Ukuba bendibhala umdlalo ohlekisayo malunga ne-2020, ngekhe ndongeze yonke indawo apho uDonald Trump afumana umbono wakhe wokubhukuqa urhulumente kumntu onje ngeRandy Quaid, kodwa ngenxa yokuba i-2020 iyazibhala nje, indibethile kumnxeba wokugqibela.

Okwangoku, uDonald Trump uzama ngokungxama ukuzenza ngathi akonanga kwaye unyulo luka-2020 lwaluthathwe kuye. Ingxaki? Yonke ingxelo ibalisa ukuba uJoe Biden uphumelele ubulungisa kunye nesikwere, kwaye ngoku i-GSA ivumela ukuguqulwa kwamandla kuqale (nokuba uTrump ngoku ubanga ukuba GSA akanalo ilungelo lokubanga ukuba ngubani ophumelele ubongameli).

Yinto… ehlekisayo kum ukuba ubambelele emntwini ofana noRandy Quaid kumzamo wakhe wokugqibela wokubanga ukuba uphumelele. Ukuba uza kuyibophelela inqwelo yakho kuyo nayiphi na i-Quaids, ndingakhetha uJack Quaid kuba ungumdlali omncinci othandekayo kunye nomtsalane kaMeg Ryan kwicala lakhe.

Nokuba kwenzeka ntoni esihogweni phakathi kwabo, uRandy Quaid ngokucacileyo ufuna ukuya kudlala igalufa noTrump, nangokunyaniseka? Noba yintoni. Ndidikiwe yile saga. Ndifuna ukuba eli xesha laseMelika liphele, kwaye andinakulinda ade uTrump angazenzi iindaba yonke imihla.

(umfanekiso: Warner Bros.)

Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!

-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —