Hayi nonke! Ndiyifumene, eyona nto imbi wakha wayifunda!
Kwi-Twitter, u-Amanda Wong ufundile ENew Yorker Umgxeki wefilimu U-Anthony Lane uphononongo lwe-animated hit Pstrong Iimpawu ezimangalisayo 2 kwaye wayenobubele ngokwaneleyo ukuba ayicacise ukuze isetyenziswe ngobuninzi. Uhlobo, kodwa andinakuze ndikubone oku.
Nantsi into uLane ebeyithetha malunga nale filimu yolonwabo yosapho kwiphephancwadi lerekhodi:
Ubukroti obungcwele, YINTONI ngokujonga ngokutsha kweNew Yorker ye -Incredibles 2? Iyonke. pic.twitter.com/2PCVW4BQga
-Amanda Wong (@amandawtwong) Nge-19 kaJuni 2018
Ngoku, uyazi, akukho nto iphosakeleyo ngokutsaleleka kubalinganiswa be-animated. Oku ayenzelwanga ukuba ibe neentloni zoko. Hayi, yintoni ekhathaza ingqondo entloko apha kutheni le nto uLane kubonakala ngathi unesidingo sokubandakanya ezi zinto ziqwalaselwe kakhulu ngokwesondo, ezingenanto yakwenza nomgangatho okanye iyelenqe lefilimu, kuphononongo.
Yima, linda. Kuya kuba ngcono, endithetha ukuba kubi, kubi ngoku mandundu. Nasi isivakalisi sikaLane sokuvandlakanywa kwakhe:
Njengomthetho, nawuphina umtshato apho elinye iqabane linokukhala ngokuzithandela kwelinye, lindinyathele!, Likhuthaza umona kunye noloyiko.
Um, kulungile.
Ndingakukhumbuza ukuba le vidiyo ilinganiswe nge-PG, Mnu Lane-andiqinisekanga ukuba kutheni ingqondo yakho iqhubeka apha:
Ndidanile ukuxela ukuba isenzo ekuthethwa ngaso kukulandela nje komntu umjelo omkhulu ojikeleza isixeko esixineneyo kunye nokudiliza yonke into esemendweni, endaweni yasemva kwemini eyonqenayo kwi-boudoir yomtshato ucango luvaliwe ngobulumko.
Kwaye kutheni uziva isidingo sokuxelela abaphulaphuli abafundayo ENew Yorker ngayo.
Ubuncinci akabhekiseli ku-Elastigirl njenge-wasp-waisted , Ndicinga kum, ubuncinci bungabambiswanga, kodwa oh, bendicinga kakubi. Okwangoku ndaqhubeka ndifunda uphononongo.
Unamandla kwaye uzolule; Akaphazamiseki ngokubethwa ngamatye kunokuba ebeza kukhubaza ubhontsi wakhe, kwaye angazicofa abe yipancake yomntu okanye, nangona esiqhelo sasinqabile esinqeni, asasaze isifuba sakhe kwiparashute efanelekileyo.
Umgaqo uyaqhubeka, emva kwesi siqalo sihle, ukurhabaxa ngokuthanda kwakhe imvelaphi Izinto ezimangalisayo— Isimo sakhe malunga nalo mboniso bhanyabhanya sasifana nesomYiputa wamandulo kuthixo welanga, uRa, kwaye uyakwazi ukusebenzisa igama concatenation kunye nebinzana elithi sylvan hill entabeni kwimihlathi embalwa elandelayo. Oku kukuthi, unikwe ukuqonda, i-Intellectual High Brow Film Critic Ngubani owaziyo ubuGcisa.
Uphengululo luyaqhubeka ngokukhawuleza kwaye ngokuthe ngcembe ngakumbi kude kube uLane abuyele kulangazelelo lwakhe no-Elastigirl kunye neempahla zakhe, ezimvumela ukuba abhale amagama atyhafise umnqweno wethu (Umgaqo ngowokuqala ukusebenzisa olu dibaniso lweeleta, ngokwe-google ) kunye nokubeka izimvo kwisinxibo sobukhazikhazi somama omkhulu:
Kuqala kwafika iMad Men, eyayiqhayisa ngohlobo lwayo lwee-accoutrements zexesha, kodwa eyathi yawurhalela umnqweno wethu wokufumana iisuti, ukutshaya, iifrocks, ii-whisky tumblers, ii-albhamu zeSinatra, kunye nezinye izixhobo ngokusikhumbuza uluntu Babekade behombisile, ngokucinezelwa kwayo kokubini okungaqhelekanga kunye namaziko, kunye nokuphelelwa lithemba okufihlakeleyo. I-Incredibles 2 ayinakuba yeyabo abo, hayi nabantwana abancinci kubaphulaphuli, kodwa into enokuyenza, ngaphandle kokuchaza ingxaki, kukubonelela ngesisombululo. Yiyo loo nto ukubonwa kukaHelen, ekhawulezisa ukuya emsebenzini, kude nendoda yakhe elahliweyo, inemaski yayo emnyama, izihlangu zayo ezinde, kunye nokunxiba kwayo, okuqinileyo njengesikhumba sesibini.
Emva koko, wazisa kumhlathi awathi uWong wabalaselisa apha ngasentla. Nditsalela ingqalelo yakho kwakhona koku:
Kungenxa yokuba uMama uvele wasondela kuTata wahleba, Ngaba ndim nje, okanye ngaba uNksk. Incredible uhlobo lokukhangeleka njengoAnastasia kwi 'Fifty Shades of Grey?' Uyazi, intombazana ekwiGumbi eliBomvu, kunye nezabhokhwe nazo zonke? Kwaye uDaddy waphumla nje kwisoda yakhe yokupholisa ngokuqinileyo ethangeni lakhe, kwaye, njengo Mnu. Omangalisayo, wazama nzima kakhulu ukucinga nge-algebra. Ngokubhekisele kwindlela asabela ngayo uTata kamva, ngexesha lombono apho uHelen kunye noEvelyn ovakalisayo bavulekileyo bethetha nje, umfazi kumfazi, ndiyakucaphukela ukucinga, kodwa jonga iipapa ezibhabhayo.
Uyazi yintoni, kukho impikiswano malunga nesi sivakalisi sokugqibela Nokuba kuthetha phakathi kwabasebenzi bakaMary Sue, kodwa akukho nanye kwezi zikhulu kakhulu. Ngaba utata wenza into engafanelekanga ngepapa? Ngaba uMama uphosa i-popcorn kuDaddy ngenxa yokuba evuswe ngumbono nje wamabhinqa amabini athetha kunye kwiscreen ukuba kufuneka ahlaselwe? Ndivakalelwa kukuba ndifuna ukucima amehlo am kwi-bleach. Ndiyaxolisa ngokwenza ukuba ucinge ngale mibuzo.
Ndinemibuzo embalwa ekhawulezayo ye Inkqubo ye- ENew Yorker : yintoni esihogweni esitsha esitsha kolu hlaziyo, kwaye njani izimvo zikaLane zikude ngokufanelekileyo okanye zihambelana noPstrong Iimpawu ezimangalisayo 2 ? Kwenzeka njani ukuba oku kupapashwe ngaphandle kohlaziyo kwinto ekufanele ukuba yenye yezona mpapasho zihlelwe kakuhle kwaye zihlelwe kakuhle?
Ndidinga ukulala phantsi.
Ndingathanda kakhulu ukuthetha nendoda ethe kratya ngexesha le-INCREDIBLES 2 kangangokuba ayinakukugcina kuphononongo lwayo olubhaliweyo, kwiiyure kamva.
-Scott Wampler ™ (@ScottWamplerBMD) Nge-19 kaJuni 2018
Ndiyakholelwa ukuba sinefoto ka-Anthony Lane ebukele abafazi ababini bethetha kumdlalo bhanyabhanya kaPstrong… pic.twitter.com/Fk9W1hmRpT
-Ungaba Goss (@williambgoss) Nge-19 kaJuni 2018
(nge ENew Yorker , umfanekiso: Pstrong)
