I-Westley ifuna ukuba unxibe iMask eDamn

UWestley kunye nePrincess Buttercup kwiNkosazana kaMtshakazi

Njengabaninzi bethu, ndinamandla am, ukunamathela kwam Umtshakazi weNkosazana . Ukuqala kwam ukuyijonga, bendineminyaka eyi-13 okanye eyi-14 (kuxhomekeka ukuba ibikunyaka) kwaye bendihlinzwa ngamehlo. Umntakwethu ebengenakubakhona, ke uxelele umama ukuba abeke Umtshakazi weNkosazana kum kuba yayihlala imenza azive ebhetele, kude kube namhla, imovie ingumthombo wentuthuzelo kum.

Kungenxa yeso sizathu sokuba ndinothando olungenamiqathango lukaCary Elwes, uRobin Wright, noMandy Patinkin, kwaye ngoku, olo thando luyaqhubeka nokukhula kuba uCary Elwes (owayedlala iWestley / iDread Pirate Roberts) usebenzisa iakhawunti yakhe yeTwitter ukwenza iziqhulo esebenzisa izingqinisiso ukuya Umtshakazi weNkosazana ukwenza ukuba abantu bathathe i-COVID-19 ngokungathí sina.

U-Elwes usebenze kakhulu kwi-intanethi ekwabelaneni ngezimvo zakhe zopolitiko, ubukhulu becala malunga nokungavumelani kwakhe noMongameli uTrump kunye nendlela onokuthi ukhusele ngayo abanye ngokunxiba imaski-uyazi, into ekungafanelekanga nokuba kuba kwezopolitiko. Soloko uliqhawe, nguWestley lowo.

Yintoni elungileyo malunga ne-tweet, ngakumbi, kukuba iyi-a) not even his line and b) probably the most iconic moment from Umtshakazi weNkosazana ngaphandle njengoko ufuna. Xa u-Inigo Montoya eza ubuso ngobuso nale Ndoda inemiThetho emithandathu ukuhambisa umgca, uye wakha ubomi bakhe bonke ngokuziphindezela kuyise, kodwa indalo yesicatshulwa ekwindawo yonke nayo iyenza ibe bhetyebhetye, njengoko uElwes ebonisa. Enkosi, Westley!

Kwaye kukho uMandy Patinkin (owayedlala u-Inigo Montoya), ehlala ekhaya, ethatha ubhubhane nzulu kakhulu, nje… esusa ii-imeyile zomfazi wakhe.

(Unyana wakhe wabelana ngeevidiyo zakhe ngokufunda nje isigama se-intanethi nokunye okuninzi. Kuhle.)

Kodwa oku kukhokelela kwincoko enkulu malunga nezo nangoku ukunganxibi maski eMelika. Uninzi lwabo lubanga ukuba imaski inyhasha inkululeko yabo kuba banyanzelwa ukuba banxibe enye. Inkululeko leyo ayongxaki xa kufuneka benxibe iihempe nezihlangu kwindawo yokutyela. Inkululeko leyo ayongxaki xa bengenako ukuzisa eyabo utywala ebharini. Inkululeko leyo yingxaki ngoku? Baqhubeka belisebenzisa elo gama… inkululeko.

Inigo Montoya gif

Umgca omnye ongazange ugugile? UFezzik esithi abantu kwiimaski abanakuthenjwa. Musa ukumamela uFezzik.

UAndré omkhulu njengeFezzik

Kodwa, ngelishwa, i-2020 igcwele ngabantu abahlala ngeendlela zabo zokuzingca. Banokukhetha ukuphuma baphume emngciphekweni wokugula kunye nokufa-okanye benze loo nto kwabanye-kuba bafuna ukwenza ngathi akukho nto itshintshayo. Ukuzithethelela kwabo kuqhelekile kuqoqosho okanye kufuneka uphume uphile ubomi bakho nokuba kunjani (ngathi banako… ukulwa intsholongwane?) Kwaye kuyadanisa ukubona ukuba wonke umntu unjani.

Ababoni ukuba ungakanani na umonakalo obangelwe kukuphosa isilumkiso emoyeni? Ngaba ababoni indlela abazicingela ngayo bonke?

Westley kwiNkosazana uMtshakazi

Ndiyabulela, Westley wam, ngokundinika lo mzuzu umfutshane wolonwabo. Mamela kuloyiko uPirate Roberts. Nxiba imaski. Kukho ukunqongophala kwemiphunga egqibeleleyo kweli hlabathi. Kuya kuba lusizi ukonakalisa eyakho.

(umfanekiso: 20th Century Fox)

Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!

-UMary Sue unomgaqo-nkqubo ongqongqo ongavumiyo, kodwa ungaphelelanga apho, ukuthukwa kwabantu nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —