Yintoni ehamba ezingqondweni zethu xa sicinga ngooyise besizwe esisekayo? Uninzi lwethu lubonisa amadoda ajongeka ngokungathi ngongqo-mbini kwiminqwazi nakumawigi, omelele kwaye awonwabisi ngamehlo abukhali. Le yimifanekiso eyenzelwe ukuyalela uloyiko kunye nentlonipho, hayi ukungqinelana okanye ukuphakama. Oko kuyakuza kamva kuyilo lweefoto, ezenza ubuntu beenkokeli zethu kwaye zabonisa umoya wokuzinza kumfanekiso wabo woluntu.
Sisoloko sizibuza ukuba zeziphi ootata abasungulayo abanokuyifumana, kwaye enkosi Umsonto we-Twitter ngumbhali wencwadi ehlekisayo uMagdalene Visaggio ( UKim noKim , Ukumkanikazi onamandla ), ngoku siyazi. Ngoncedo lweeapps zeFaceapp kunye neAirbrush, iVisaggio yathumela umtya omde woomongameli belixesha. Le mifanekiso ivelisiweyo yoomongameli bokuqala abali-18 inika umdla, ukuba ujongo olungenasayensi kakhulu ukuba bangabonakala njani aba bangaphambili babongameli namhlanje.
Kodwa kufuneka sizibuze umbuzo owodwa, umbuzo kuphela oza engqondweni xa uluntu lujongene neteknoloji entsha. Ngamazwi angenakufa kaMark Zuckerberg, masizibeke ezi dummy ngokushushu. Kulungile, uZuckerberg akazange awatsho la mazwi ATHILE, kodwa umnqweno wokubeka i-chums yesikolo ngokungabinakho yayikukusungula i-Facebook. Kwaye ngoku u-Facebook unamandla okusebenzisa unyulo. Kukho umgca othe ngqo phakathi konxano namandla, kwaye akukho kuyiphika loo nto.
Ukukhanya koku, inye kuphela into eshiyekileyo ukuba siyenze: ukubeka aba baongameli bangoku kukungakwazi. Ngoku la manqanaba aphezulu angenzululwazi kunye nokuzithoba asekwe kumfanekiso kuphela. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, uninzi lwaba bantu lwalunobuhlanga, ubundlobongela, ubundlobongela, kunye nabantu abacekisekayo. Leyo yingxoxo yolunye usuku. Silapha kuphela ukuthetha ukujonga. Ke masibale phantsi, ukusukela kubuncinci ukusukela kubongameli abaninzi. Engadibaniyo, kodwa ndiyaqala ukuba into yokuvalelwa yedwa ichaphazela impilo yam yengqondo.
18. UZachary Taylor
UZachary Taylor pic.twitter.com/EGVZuVCYlF
-Magdalene Visaggio (@MagsVisaggs) NgoJanuwari 29, 2021
UZachary Taylor, umongameli we-12, wasweleka kwiinyanga ezili-16 kwikota yakhe, emenza ukuba abengomnye wabaongameli abangalibalekiyo. Ngokweengxelo zomhla, uTaylor ityiwe izixa ezikhulu zeziqhamo eziluhlaza kunye nobisi lomkhenkce, ezikhokelela ekubeni asweleke sisifo sorhudo kunye nesifo segazi. Sinemibuzo emininzi, hayi eyona incinci, ngubani obeka umkhenkce kubisi lwabo? Ewe, ukuzibetha kukaTaylor ekufeni imbonakalo yobuso ibalisa lonke ibali. Uxolo Taylor, ungathatha ubisi lwakho lomkhenkce uye ekhaya.
17. UJohn Adams
UJohn Adams pic.twitter.com/z7IpJG4gUN
-Magdalene Visaggio (@MagsVisaggs) NgoJanuwari 29, 2021
Sinqwenela ukuba yinkosi emfutshane, kodwa uJohn Adams ujongeke ngokungathandabuzekiyo apha. Xa engasebenzi njenge-accountant ka-Bilbo Baggins, u-Adams ujongeka ngathi uzakuba ngusihlalo we-mthetho wezomthetho e-Ohio kwaye ephikisana nokuxhasa i-transvaginal ultrasounds. Hayi enkosi.
16. UAndrew Johnson
UAndrew Johnson pic.twitter.com/PIGw4kLewU
-Magdalene Visaggio (@MagsVisaggs) NgoJanuwari 29, 2021
Xa ndandineminyaka eyi-16, indoda endala eyothusayo yeza kum ivela ngasemva, yabeka umtya egxalabeni lam, yandibuza ukuba andinalo na igazi le-I-talian kum. Andikwazi ukungqina ukuba le ndoda yayingu-Andrew Johnson, kodwa andinako ukungangqini, uyazi?
15. UJames Buchanan
UJames Buchanan pic.twitter.com/5UmYMtsGiY
-Magdalene Visaggio (@MagsVisaggs) NgoJanuwari 29, 2021
Ngaba uyawathanda amadoda akho e-pasty kwaye afile ngasemva kwamehlo? Ke manenekazi, ngaba ndikufumene? Igama lakhe nguJames Buchanan, kwaye uyabamba ngenene kwabo bafumana u-Julian Assange e-swarthy kakhulu ngenxa yokuthanda kwabo. Ngempama ezinye izibuko kuye uze ne Ngeempelaveki eBernie cosplay kwinqanaba elilandelayo!
14. UJames K. Polk
UJames K Polk pic.twitter.com/jw5QXRsrDU
-Magdalene Visaggio (@MagsVisaggs) NgoJanuwari 29, 2021
Nangona uPolk elona gama lokugqibela likamongameli oyintloko, uJames K. Polk ngokucacileyo luhlobo lomntu obiza umfazi ngokuba nguMama. Xa engadlali i-segregationist eyongezelelweyo kwifilimu nganye malunga noMbutho wamaLungelo oLuntu, uPolk uyakonwabela ukuxelela ulutsha ukuba ukuphulula amalungu esini kuya kubangela ubumfama kunye ne-mens sisohlwayo sabasetyhini kwisono sokuqala. Ewe uyibiza ngokuba zii-menses.
13. UMillard Fillmore
UMillard ugcwalisa pic.twitter.com/8OakvncLKD
-Magdalene Visaggio (@MagsVisaggs) NgoJanuwari 29, 2021
Sithandwa sam, ngubani oqhubeka ekuthumela imiyalezo nge-3AM?
Owu, ngumphathi wam, uMillard Fillmore. Ebethanda iifoto zam kuFacebook ukusuka kolo hambo luka-2012 oluya eLake Havasu apho ndinxibe khona ibikini.
Thixo olungileyo, lelo lixabiso elingafanelekanga lobuso obuncumileyo obunemincili ye-emojis. Uyazi ukuba uyayibona le nto, akunjalo?
Ndi… andazi, Miguel. Andazi nje. Ndicinga ukuba yinxalenye yayo.
12. UJohn Quincy Adams
UJohn Quincy Adams pic.twitter.com/JUfoCvyhvd
-Magdalene Visaggio (@MagsVisaggs) NgoJanuwari 29, 2021
I-JQA ishukumisa into iTyra Banks eyayibiza ngokuba yintloko ezintlanu. Kodwa iqanda lakhe elimile okweqanda aliyonto xa lithelekiswa noncumo lwakhe olunciphile kunye namehlo ezilonda. Le foto iyodwa yanele ukumilisela i-8-yenxalenye ye-Netflix yolwaphulo-mthetho lokwenyani okanye ikhava yeMagazini yeForbes, kuxhomekeke kumhla Ngaba i-JQA ngumongameli we-Enron okanye unayo ifriji egcwele iindlebe zabantu? Fumana indoda enokuzenza zombini, ndiyaqikelela?
11. UAndrew Jackson
Andrew Jackson's pic.twitter.com/Yz0pz7PLMn
-Magdalene Visaggio (@MagsVisaggs) NgoJanuwari 29, 2021
Ngaba lo nguAndrew Jackson okanye uJohn Kerry oneenwele ezivalelweyo? Uxolo, sisigezo eso kuKerry neenwele.
10. UWilliam Henry Harrison
UWilliam Henry Harrison @NonhleMabaso @zamakangcobo
-Magdalene Visaggio (@MagsVisaggs) NgoJanuwari 29, 2021
U-WHH, owayengumongameli kwinyanga nje engephi, waziwa kakhulu ngomtya wakhe odumileyo, Heyi ntombazana, kushushu apha okanye ndibulawa ngumkhuhlane we-enteric? Ngokuqinisekileyo, uWilliam Henry uza kuza omelele kuloo mihla yokuqala, kodwa emva koko uya kukuphefumla emva kwenyanga yokuthandana. Kungekudala?
9. UMartin Van Buren
UMartin Van Buren pic.twitter.com/NczGeYpl7g
-Magdalene Visaggio (@MagsVisaggs) NgoJanuwari 29, 2021
Khumbula loo movie Utatomkhulu ongcolileyo , apho uRobert DeNiro ethandana kakhulu no-Aubrey Plaza? Ndiyathetha, ukujonga uVan Buren ndiyayifumana. Unamehlo amdaka kwiliso lakhe okwenza ukuba uthi, Ngaba lowo ngumqulu weeNqobo zooWerther epokothweni yakho okanye wonwabile nje xa undibona? UVan Buren ujongeka njengoluhlobo lotatomkhulu omdala onobubele onokukuhlawula i-200 yeedola ukunxiba izithende zekati kunye nengubo yokulala ene-gauzy ngelixa usenza umdaniso okhohlisayo kwi-Rosemary Clooney. Unokwenza i-LOT kakubi, yile nto ndiyithethayo.
8. UJohn Tyler
UJohn Tyler pic.twitter.com/yZhuHvVGVD
-Magdalene Visaggio (@MagsVisaggs) NgoJanuwari 29, 2021
UJohn Tyler, umongameli we-10, wazala abantwana abali-15, uninzi lwayo nayiphi na iPOTUS. Ke uyazi ukuba kuthetha ntoni oko: LE NGXAKI YOKUGQIBELA. UTyler wayengumongameli wokuqala wokuqala kunye nomzukulwana ophilayo, uLyon Gardiner Tyler Jr., osweleke kwiinyanga nje ezidlulileyo. Ngoku zizakhi zofuzo ezilungileyo.
7. UJames Madison
UJames Madison pic.twitter.com/ux6lNXpYQW
-Magdalene Visaggio (@MagsVisaggs) NgoJanuwari 29, 2021
Ngaba uJames Madison ngumongameli wokuqala kolu luhlu ngoncumo lokwenyani kunye noluqhelekileyo, olungaboniyo ngamehlo? Yiba yinto yam yokubetha. Oku kujongeka kukaJonathan Pryce kwehle kwezinye i-shenanigans ezi-flirty, kwaye kubonakala ngathi luhlobo lomntu olapha amahlaya ngexesha lokwabelana ngesondo. Olunjani uvuyo!
6. UJames Monroe
UJames Monroe @PastortheDJ @mafa_bavuma
-Magdalene Visaggio (@MagsVisaggs) NgoJanuwari 29, 2021
Kulungile, Monroe! Kukho ububele emehlweni akhe, njengoprofesa onobuntu woLuntu ohla ngokuzonwabisa ngaphandle kokulindela nantoni na. Uyayithanda indoda eneMfundiso enkulu.
5. UAbraham Lincoln
UAbraham Lincoln pic.twitter.com/tdluj4NM9m
-Magdalene Visaggio (@MagsVisaggs) NgoJanuwari 29, 2021
Ndinyikime uAmadeus! Ngaba lo nguF. Murray Abraham okanye u-Honest Abe? Nditsaleleke ngamehlo akhe anomphefumlo, ityuwa kunye nepepile, kunye nokuphakama kwakhe. Ngapha koko, jonga ezi zithatha umfazi waseLincoln kunye noLincoln omncinci, ojongeka njengoBen Wishaw. Ding dong! Kudala kukho amarhe okuba uLincoln wayeyintombazana okanye oyintombazana, olandelela umkhondo kuba sonke sinezikhuselo ezingafunekiyo kumadoda athandana namanye.
Ndiyathanda ukuyityhala ngaphezulu kokuphindaphindeka kwezinto ukubona ukuba ndingafikelela phi. Nazi ezinye iiLincolns. pic.twitter.com/7zeq7DmwbH
-Magdalene Visaggio (@MagsVisaggs) NgoJanuwari 30, 2021
4. UFranklin Pierce
UFranklin Pierce pic.twitter.com/EYIPMQXnSc
-Magdalene Visaggio (@MagsVisaggs) NgoJanuwari 29, 2021
Umongameli we-14 ubonakala ngokufana nesenator yaseOhio kunye nentliziyo yenkululeko uSherrod Brown. Ukwajongeka njengomnqamlezo phakathi kukaBruce Greenwood noBen Mendelsohn, endingaphazamanga ngako. Qhubeka wenze umdlalo wakho Ingozi ephindwe kabini / UCaptain Marvel indima yokudlala, uPierce akazukucinga! Uyehla ezokuhlekisa.
3. UGeorge Washington
Abaongameli banamhlanje
UGeorge Washington pic.twitter.com/CURJQB0kap
-Magdalene Visaggio (@MagsVisaggs) NgoJanuwari 29, 2021
Icandelo uJoe Biden, uSteve Rogers wakudala, iWashington yanamhlanje isinika amandla okuba namandla. Le yindoda enokuthi igqibe iphazili yeNew York Times kwaye isombulule indlala yehlabathi ngaxeshanye. Kwaye, ukugawula umthi wecherry? Ubuncinci bokubamba amaplanga. Le kumkani ishishini lonke iphantsi ukukunika ishishini, ukuba uyazi ukuba ndithetha ukuthini. Yabelana ngesondo. Ishishini ngesondo.
2. UThomas Jefferson
UThomas Jefferson pic.twitter.com/Gen1xb4kmK
-Magdalene Visaggio (@MagsVisaggs) NgoJanuwari 29, 2021
Yithi Monti-chello! kuThomas Jefferson: uhambe kakuhle, ufunda kakuhle, kwaye uzithembile kakhulu kwizakhono zakhe. Ngemibala kaJustin Trudeau kunye noGavin Newsom, le nkwenkwana imbi yidemon esakeni. UJefferson wake wathi, amandla awanqweneli iingqondo ezinyulu, ezisebenzelayo kuba iingqondo zethu zingcolile.
1. Ulysses S. Isibonelelo
Ulysses S Isibonelelo pic.twitter.com/L1IGXLI3Vl
-Magdalene Visaggio (@MagsVisaggs) NgoJanuwari 29, 2021
Molo mpungutye wesilivere uZaddy! Udibene no-Ulysses eCrossfit, apho ubuso bakhe obungqwabalala kunye neendevu ezimnandi zikukhumbuza ngoGeorge Clooney Isibhakabhaka saphakathi kobusuku . UGrant yitaciturn eyayisakuba yindoda yomkhosi eneedemon ezifihlakeleyo okwangumatshini wokuntywila. Unemicimbi eqinisekile, kodwa ngaphandle kwento ethethwa ngugqirha wakho, uyazi ukuba ungamlungisa.
(umfanekiso obonisiweyo: Twitter / Magdalene Visaggio)
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