UGqr. UManhattan Dildo Olukhetho oluLungileyo kodwa yinto yokudlala embi

Kuninzi ekunokuthethwa ngayo kwi-HBO entsha Abalindi— kwaye usikholelwe, siza kuthetha ngayo-kodwa kukho into enye eyenze ukuba wonke umntu ancokole kwisiqendu sangeCawe ephelileyo Wabulawa yi-Space Junk, kwaye yayinguLaurie Blake's Giant uGqirha Manhattan dildo. Owayesakuba yiSilk Specter waziswa kwisiqendu njengearhente ye-FBI ezinikele ekunyanzeliseni Abalindi Ukuvalwa kwehlabathi ngokuchasene nemilindo efihliweyo. Kukujika okukhulu kubomi bakhe bakudala njengomnye wababukeli ababizwa ngokuba zii-comic, kodwa usabambelele kwiindawo zobomi bakhe bakudala ngohlobo lwento yokudlala ekhethekileyo eyabelana ngesondo.

#Ababukeli inkulu ngokulinganayo ukuba usenza ngathi sisahluko esichazayo esilandelayo sokuYila abaFazi. pic.twitter.com/pHUefPTMyK

-Patrick Schumacker (@PMSchumacker) NgoNovemba 5, 2019

Njengomzuzwana womlinganiswa, oku kuhle. ULaurie uphethe imithwalo yobudlelwane bakhe bakudala kunye naye naphina apho aya khona. Elona tyala lale nto alinakuphepheka kwaye alinakudlula, njengexesha lakhe elidlulileyo njengeqhawe, kodwa ngaphakathi ityhila ukuba usaxhonyiwe kwindoda awayeyithanda (kwaye wayishiya) kwiikhomikhi. Kwi-EW , Umdlali weqonga uJean Smart wayekujonga ukuveza into yokudlala njengohlobo nje lwentlungu. USmart uqaphele nangona kunjalo ukuba ityhila uLaurie njengomntu onesizungu kakhulu, ngokufana nefowuni yakhe eyandisiweyo eya kuGqirha Manhattan emisela isiqendu.

Ngelixa uthwala into efana nesondo ye ex yakhe ayisiyonto iphilileyo-ayikuko ukuba nabani na kulo mboniso ngumfanekiso wempilo yengqondo-inyani yokuba umboniso ubonakalisa umfazi wobudala bukaLaurie ukuba abe nokuba neentlobano zesini kuyinto entle kakhulu. Ngokwenyani siyambona ethatha isigqibo sokungayisebenzisi into yokudlala endaweni yoko axhumane nomlingane wakhe omncinci kunaye, ngaphambi kokuba aye kubiza uMars. Kodwa njengeyona nto yokudlala yokwabelana ngesondo? Into ayisiyonto intle.

Ngaphezulu kweMashable , Iinjineli ezininzi zokudlala ngesondo kunye nabaqulunqi kuthethwe nabo malunga nendlela abacinga ukuba iBlue Blue inokuthi isebenze ngayo kwaye uphononongo alulunganga. Ngenye indlela enkulu kakhulu kwaye ukuthungwa akulunganga. Ngokobungakanani, uLiz Klinger weNgonyamakazi waphawula, Ngokusekwe kuvavanyo lomsebenzisi esilwenzileyo kwangoko, safumanisa ukuba kukho abantu abafuna itoyitoyi encinci, engena kuba akukho zininzi ezikhoyo kwintengiso.

Mna bendimangalisiwe yilento yokudlala. Ngaba lawo matyhalarha anokufunyanwa ayipakethe yebhetri ukuze isebenze njenge-vibe? Ngaba ubume bentsimbi babubuhle nje? Ukungafumani, ewe, luhlaza okwesibhakabhaka apha, kodwa iithoyi ezinobungakanani kunye noburhabaxa aziqhelekanga kwi-vaginas okanye kwi-solo play kwaye, njengoko kwaphawulwa nguKlinger eMashable. Kwakungekho lube kwisiza, nto leyo eya kubaluleka ekusebenziseni into enobungakanani.

Nangona kunjalo, ibingumzuzu omnandi kakhulu othethile kakhulu ngoLaurie. Isingeniso sakhe sasinomdla wokwenene kwaye ndiyamthanda ukuba ungcolile, ukhohlakele kwaye unobuchule. Siza kuba nezinye iingcinga ezininzi ezizayo njengoko sibukele abaLindi, kodwa okwangoku. Andisokuze ndibabone abo babiza uGqr. Manhattan booths ngendlela efanayo. Kwaye kufuneka ndibuze… ngayo yonke into eyenziwa siskwidi, ingaba siza kubona itoyitoyi elandelayo?

(nge Ukutshata , umfanekiso: UMark Hill / HBO)

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