Andinguye owasemzini kubaphangi. Umntu othile undithumele lonke iyelenqe le Abaphindezeli: Imfazwe engapheliyo emva kokuba bebone inkulumbuso kwaye bandimoshele. Andikadluli kuyo. Ke, nge Iimfazwe zeNkwenkwezi: Ukunyuka kweSkywalker , Andithathi naliphi na ithuba kwaye ndigqibe kwelokuba ndizame ukuzigcina ndikude nokuskrola kwi-intanethi kangangoko kunokwenzeka. Kwaye ukuba ufuna ukujoyina kunye nam, sinokwenza ezi ngcebiso zithandekayo endaweni yoko, ukuze singagqibi silila kuba siyazi ukuba ziiyure nje ezi-3 zokubaleka kwemidumba.
Ke, ukuqala, kuthekani ukuba sibukele imovie yakudala Isepha kuHulu? Umlingisi Jikelele u-Leia Organa uqobo, ngumdlalo bhanyabhanya omnandi othi, uninzi lolu luhlu, lubangele ukuba ungafuni ukuba kwifowuni yakho ukuze ungabi mngciphekweni wokuhamba nje ngokungaboni ngokungaphaya kwi-Twitter kwaye ubone umbhuqi omkhulu kuba abantu bafuna ukubukela umhlaba utshisa.
Emva kokuba ugqibile ukubukela Isepha kwaye uyachuma apho, ungathatha inqaku kwinja kaCaptain America malunga nento oza kuyenza ngokulandelayo. Unokujonga lo mfanekiso wenja kaChris Evans, uDodger, ejonge ngaphandle efestileni kwaye ejonge kwikhephu okanye unokwenza njengoDodger kwaye ubukele ikhephu endaweni yoko. Ihlabathi liyimbatyisi yakho kulo mbandela.
Ukubukela ukuwa kwekhephu pic.twitter.com/8X2qmyXVsu
-Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) NgoDisemba 17, 2019
Khange ubambe Wena okwangoku? Ewe, beka i-intanethi, khupha iingubo zakho, kwaye uzilale esofeni yakho kwaye ubukele lonke ixesha lokuqala ngaphambi kwexesha le-2 yokuqala ngoDisemba 26. Umboniso uyothusa kwaye uyakukugcina emaphethelweni esihlalo sakho kwaye, emva koko, kuza ulwazi lokuba uya koyika kakhulu ukuba unyathelwe kwimithombo yeendaba ukuze uthumele nantoni na, ke awuyi kuba semngciphekweni wabaphangi!
Nje ukuba sele uku-Netflix ekubukeni Wena , emva koko unokwenza nje ubukele zonke izinto ezihlekisayo zikaJohn Mulaney. Ngale ndlela, uneeyure zokonwaba ngaphandle kweintanethi ezingakhokeleli ekubeni umntu akuxelele ukuba uJar Jar Binks wayeyiNkosi uSith ngokwenene ngalo lonke elixesha.
Kuyadabukisa ukuba olu luhlu kufuneka lubekhona kuba uyazi ukuba kukho umntu othile olapha phandle olinde ukukhupha kwihlabathi ukuba uyazi ukuba ngoobani abazali bakaRey kuba enako, kodwa lelo lihlabathi esiphila kulo xa sihlala sixhume Ihlabathi elikhulu le-intanethi.
Kungalula ukuthi kukhuselekile phaya, kodwa sonke siyazi ukuba kukho abantu abanxiliswe ngamandla abaya kuthi ngokuzithandela bonakalise Iimfazwe zeNkwenkwezi: Ukunyuka kweSkywalker Kungenxa yokuba banako. Ke, ukuba awufuni ukuphangwa, thatha amanyathelo ayimfuneko ekuphepheni i-intanethi, kuba ukuthembela kwabanye abantu ukuba bangabi zi-assholes akusebenzi.
(umfanekiso: Lucasfilm)
Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!
-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —
