I-Twitter Mocks's Ibango likaDonald Trump elingaqondakaliyo lokuba iiWindmills zibangela umhlaza

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UMongameli uDonald Trump uxoka lonke ixesha. Esi ayisosigwebo, yingxelo eyinyani exhaswa bubungqina. Ezinye zezinto zamva nje axokile ngazo zibandakanya Indawo awazalelwa kuyo nguyise , ubanga ukuba wazi okuninzi malunga nomoya, waxoka malunga nokuba kukho imeko kaxakeka yesizwe emngceleni.

Ngapha koko IWashington Post yaqhuba amanani Kwaye ndafumanisa ukuba ngo-2018, uTrump ulinganise malunga ne-15 yamanga amabango ngosuku. Ubuxoki bakhe bamva nje buquka amandla aluhlaza, ngakumbi amandla omoya abonelelwa zizixhobo zomoya. Ngexesha lokunyusa ingxowa mali yeRiphabhlikhi, uTrump bahlekisa ngemitshini yomoya , bevakalisa ukuba bayingozi kwaye babangela umhlaza.

UTrump uthe, uHillary wayefuna ukubeka umoya. Umoya! Ukuba unesivili somoya naphina kufutshane nendlu yakho, ndiyavuyisana nawe, indlu yakho ihle nje ngama-75 eepesenti ngexabiso. Kwaye bathi ingxolo ibangela umhlaza. Undixelela lowo, kulungile? Ulandele ngelithi, Kwaye kunjalo, kufana nendawo yamangcwaba eentaka, ukuba uyazithanda iintaka, ngekhe ufune ukuhamba phantsi kwentsimbi.

Inyama yenkomo kaTrump eneefestile zangasemva zibuyela umva kwisithuba seminyaka elishumi, xa wayesilwa nesakhiwo esicwangcisiweyo sefama yentsimbi eyayinokubonakala kwiklabhu yelizwe lakhe eAberdeen, eScotland. Inkqubo ye- ixesha elide lomthetho waya yonke kwiNkundla ePhakamileyo yase-UK, apho uTrump engalahlekanga kuphela, kodwa wanyanzelwa ukuba ahlawule imali yomthetho kurhulumente waseScotland.

UTrump ukwabuxoki ukuba amandla omoya ayacima xa umoya uyeka ukuvuthuza (wenza amabango afanayo malunga namandla elanga), ndisithi ndixelele ibali malunga, kwi-CPAC, umfazi, ufuna ukubukela umabonakude kwaye uthi kumyeni wakhe, ‘Ngaba kuvuthuza umoya? Ndingathanda ukubukela umboniso ngokuhlwanje, sithandwa. Umoya khange uvuthe kangangeentsuku ezintathu. Andikwazi ukubukela umabonwakude, sithandwa. Sthandwa sam, nceda uxelele umoya ukuba uvuthuze. '

Zonke ezi ngxelo zibubuxoki kwaye zibonisa indlela uTrump angazi ngayo malunga notshintsho lwemozulu, okusingqongileyo kunye namandla aluhlaza. Kwaye njengayo yonke i-gaffs kaTrump, ngokukhawuleza yaba kukutya kwe-Twitter.

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