I-Twitter LOLs kumhleli weQuillette wokuhlamba iinwele zakhe ngeShampoo yenja

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Ngaba amadoda athe tye aya kuze ayeke ukuba zi-intanethi? Ukusuka esidlangalaleni ukuvuma kwabo ukunqongophala kokuqina ngokwesondo ukuya ukunyanzela izifundo ezisekwe kwimbotyi abantwana babo banyibilike ngenxa yabo Iintombi ezithandekayo , la madoda akanakunceda kodwa enze iesile ngokwabo kwi-intanethi.

Iziphumo zingahlekisi kwaye ziyothusa, njengoko uluntu ngaxeshanye sihlekisa ngezi dudes kwaye sibawela abasetyhini nabantwana ebomini babo. Ukungena kwamadoda athe tye akulunganga kwi-inventri kuza ngoncedo lomhleli weQuillette uJonathan Kay, owaqonda ukuba ebehlamba iinwele zakhe ngeshampu yezinja iinyanga ezininzi:

UKay ugxeke uhlobo oluncinci kwibhotile efundela izilwanyana zasekhaya, kodwa abasebenzisi be-Twitter bakhawuleza bambiza ukuba angayikhathaleli UMFANEKISO WENJA ngokuthe ngqo kwibhotile. UKay uphindaphindiwe phantsi ngale ndlela yokuqaqamba, ukubhengeza ii-shampoos ezininzi endandizisebenzisa ngaphambili zinemifanekiso yeengxangxasi, okanye abantu abacoca izitya, okanye abafazi abarhuqayo abadlalayo emadlelweni, okanye dudes phantsi kweengxangxasi ezinesifuba esiveliswa ngaphandle, okanye nantoni na.

Oof magoof, ndizoqala ngaphi? Okokuqala, ukuba usebenzisa isepha ebonisa abantu ukucoca izitya ke ukuvuyisana, uhlamba iinwele zakho ngeDawn. Okwesibini, andazi ukuba yeyiphi ishampu uKay ayithengileyo, kodwa andikaze kwaye ndithetha ukuba AKUKHO into eyayibonayo ibhotile ye-shampoo ebonisa i-dude engenazifuba phantsi kwempompo. Kungenxa yokuba ukuba loo shampoo ibikhona, bendiya kuba ndisebenzisa, NGABA NDILUNGILE AMADODA? (Andinguye kwaye ngekhe).

Kwakhona, ndiyadideka yile logistics. Ukuba uhamba kuyo nayiphi na ivenkile okanye ivenkile yamayeza, ishampu kunye nesixokelelwano sikwicandelo laso akukho ndawo ikufuphi nezixhobo zezilwanyana (apho ishampu yezilwanyana isecaleni). Kuya kufuneka uphume kwindlela yakho ubambe ishampu yenja ucinga ngeshampu yaso yomntu.

Ngoku, umndilili ophakathi kuJoe othumela le mpazamo uya kuba phantsi kwehlaya kunye nokuhlekisa. Kodwa nguJonathan Kay akukho mndilili kaJoe . Umhleli weQuillette ngaphambili watyhola ngokuchasene nesazisi-ezopolitiko ezisisiseko, ezikhokelele uyarhoxa njengomhleli weWalrus.

Owu, enye indoda emhlophe ethe tye evakalelwa ukuba ihlolwe kukugxilwa kwamazwi ahlelelekileyo kwaye ikhalela ukufa kuka inkululeko yokuthetha kwiqonga lamazwe aphesheya?

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Ngenxa yemvelaphi yakhe engenakuchaphazeleka, abantu bakhawuleze badla uKay:

Ukujonge phambili kwindlela yokucinga engenakuphepheka evela kuKay malunga nendlela yokuhlekisa ngayo kwi-Intanethi izixhobo zokucima inkcubeko.

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Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!

-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —