UChuck Norris akalilo iqhawe. Uxolo kuwo onke amadoda nabafazi phaya abaye bahlangana emva kweTexas Ranger, kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo ayinguye umntu esifuna ukumxhasa-ngakumbi ngoba ngoku wonke umntu uzama ukuqonda ukuba ebekwi-rally kaTrump ekhokelele kuhlaselo lweCapitol kwiveki ephelile.
UMat Bledsoe, owayekule rally, wathumela umfanekiso kunye nendoda ebonakala ngathi nguNorris ngoku ejikelezayo kwi-Intanethi.
Lindela, ke ngaba asizukuyikhankanya into yokuba u-Chuck Norris wayekho kuvukelo lwe-MAGA? pic.twitter.com/aIukJpoCmF
-DevinNunesTHEDragQueen (NunesDrag) NgoJanuwari 12, 2021
Umbuzo wokuba ingaba nguChuck Norris ngokwenene okanye ujongeka ujikeleza, kwaye mhlawumbi ayisiyiyo uChuck.
NguChuck Norris ngo-Matshi 2020 ngokuchasene nokuba ngubani lo mfo (mhlawumbi nguChuck Norris kodwa andicingi njalo?) NgoJanuwari 2021.
umthombo: https://t.co/GpXzt4WLQZ pic.twitter.com/0Firo8rxZ8
-UHolly Figueroa O'Reilly (@AynRandPaulRyan) NgoJanuwari 12, 2021
Mhlawumbi uNorris wayengekho kwirali uqobo, kodwa eyona nto kukuba, nokuba ayingoChuck Norris, ngekhe ibothuse ukuba ibikhona. UNorris kudala wenza ukuxhasa kwakhe uTrump, izimvo zeRiphabhlikhi zaziwa, ezithetha okuninzi zodwa.
Ukubona abantu ngoku beqonda ukuba u-Chuck Norris sisiqwenga sendikhe ndalapha
Ebesoloko eyinqanda pic.twitter.com/aTiD0JKCVd
-UMichael Edwards (@EdwardsVA) NgoJanuwari 12, 2021
Inkqubo ye- Amaxesha oShishino lwaMazwe ngaMazwe wabelane ngothelekiso phakathi kukaNorris nale ndoda iyimfihlakalo, kwaye ngelixa kungacaci nokuba u-Chuck Norris ngokwakhe ubonakalisile kwi-rally okanye akunjalo, inye into icacile: Uye waxhasa iTrump ngaphambili.
Izinto zifike kwinqanaba kweli hlabathi apho ukuba uye waxhasa uTrump nangaliphi na ixesha, andifuni nyani ukunxulumana nawe kuba ukhe wazifihla ukuba ungubani? Ukusukela ekuqaleni kwale mpikiswano kamongameli (kwaye nangaphambi kokuba abe ngusomashishini ongaphumelelanga), uTrump ukwenze kwacaca ukuba uxhasa ubuhlanga, isini, ubundlobongela, umbono wobundlobongela, kunye nabo bashenxayo ukuba bonke bavotele iRiphabhlikhi. ngabantu abazikhathaleleyo kuphela.
Kwaye jonga, ndiqinisekile abalandeli bakaTrump banqwenela ukuba uChris Evans noPedro Pascal bayeke ukuvuleka kakhulu malunga nezimvo zabo zopolitiko, kananjalo, kodwa umahluko kukuba abo basekhohlo abenzisi mbambano okanye baxhase zonke izinto ezimbi ezima ngeTrump yeyiphi, ekufuneka sonke sikwazi ukuvumelana ngayo ngaphandle kwezopolitiko. Abantu abadumileyo banokuba nezopolitiko-bangabantu-kwaye konke esinokukwenza kukwenza ukhetho lwethu ngokusekwe kuloo nto… ngokungaze ubukele nantoni na ebonisa uChuck Norris kwakhona.
Ngokuqinisekileyo, lo mfanekiso uthile unokuba kukufana okunamandla, kodwa inyani yokuba iyakholeleka ukuba u-Chuck Norris uzakuba kwi-rally ye-Trump ekhokelele kuqhankqalazo ngumba. Ngaba siya kuze sazi ukuba yayinguNorris nyani na lowo? Mhlawumbi, unokukwazi ukuba umntu akhulule ingxelo nangayiphi na indlela, kodwa kum, inyani yokuba yinto esinokuyibona isenzeka indenza ndingafuni ukubona elinye ihlaya likaChuck Norris.
(umfanekiso: CBS)
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