UDonald Trump unike udliwanondlebe olude kwi Ixesha laseLondon kwaye yonke le nto… wow. Kulungile. Amaxesha enze umsebenzi omhle kakhulu wokudibanisa amazwi angenantsingiselo kaTrump kwinqaku Oko kufana neengcinga zabantu eziqhelekileyo, ethi-ukuba ufunda i Ngokwenyani, umbhalo opheleleyo (kwaye nceda wenze) -ikhangeleka ngathi yinto yomlingo. Umlingo owenziwe kakhulu, onganyanisekanga.
Nazi iimbalasane ezimbalwa ezivela kokubhaliweyo:
Akazange axele kwangaphambili kuphela uBrexit, kodwa konke ukuwa okuyingozi okuvela kuyo? Upompe kakhulu ngenxa yoko.
Inomdla kakhulu indlela i-UK eyahlukana ngayo. Ndiyahluka, njengoko uyazi, ndiyixele kwangaphambili. Ndise Turnberry kwaye ndandisenza iribhoni yokusika kuba ndathenga i-Turnberry, eyenza ngokungakholelekiyo, kwaye ndiza kukuxelela, inyani yokuba iphawundi yakho iye yehla? Kakhulu. Kungenxa yokuba ishishini alikholeleki kwiindawo ezininzi e-UK, njengoko usazi. Ndicinga ukuba iBrexit izakuphela iyinto entle.
Uza kubetha phantsi abaleke… kanye emva kwempelaveki yakhe yokumiselwa, ene-obvs.
Enye yee-odolo zokuqala ndiza kusayina-usuku lokuqala-endiza kuluthathela ingqalelo njengoMvulo ngokuchasene noLwesihlanu okanye uMgqibelo. Kunene? Ndiyathetha ukuba usuku lwam luza kuba lungoMvulo kuba andifuni kusayina kwaye ndiludibanise nomthendeleko omninzi, kodwa enye yee-odolo zokuqala esiza kusayina iza kuba yimida eyomeleleyo.
Udliwanondlebe wabuza ukuba ingaba ikamva le-EU linokuthetha ntoni nge-U.S kwaye 'yi-U.S,' uTrump kubonakala ngathi ucinga ukuba uthetha 'le hotele ndinayo e-Ireland.'
Ngokwam, andicingi ukuba ibaluleke kakhulu iUnited States. Andizange ndicinge ukuba ibalulekile. Jonga, i-EU yenziwa, ngokuyinxenye, ukubetha i-United States kurhwebo, Kulungile? Ke, andikhathali nokuba ihlukane okanye idibene, kum ayinamsebenzi. Ndiyayibona le nto - ndinepropathi enkulu eIreland, ipropathi entle ebizwa ngokuba yiDononbeg, kwenzeka ntoni ndaya kufuna imvume yokwenza olu lwandiso lukhulu, oluhle - ngela xesha ndandingumphuhlisi, ngoku ndandingakhathali malunga -kodwa ndafunda lukhulu kuba ndifumana imvume ngokukhawuleza kakhulu ndisuka eIreland emva koko i-Ireland nabantu bam baya e-EU ukuya kufumana imvume-bekuzakuthatha iminyaka-ibiyinto embi kakhulu leyo e-Ireland.
Um ... into ethile eJamani into?
Ewe, kulungile. Ndiyathetha, ndiyazingca kakhulu ngeJamani kwaye iJamani ikhetheke kakhulu iBad Dürkheim, akunjalo? Le nzulu yiJamani, akunjalo? Njengale ayisiwo nawuphi na umbuzo - le nzulu yiJamani. Hayi, ndiyazingca ngeJamani. Ndiyayithanda iJamani, ndiyayithanda i-UK.
Iindaba, uyazi, ziyinyani. Njenge, ehloniphekileyo, kodwa inkohliso.
Ewe, kufuneka, kufuneka sibe nabantu abafanelekileyo kwaye njengoko usazi uPompeo - ngubani owamkelweyo ngenene, wenze umsebenzi olungileyo izolo, intloko ye-CIA-ndingacinga ukuba sinabantu abakhulu kakhulu abangena- ndiyacinga sinabantu abakhulu - uyazi ukuba ndinentlonipho enkulu kubukrelekrele kodwa ukuvuza okuninzi, iindaba ezininzi ezingeyonyani ziyaphuma, iindaba ezininzi ezingezizo.
Kwidiploma yaseBritane eyayisithi, ngendlela uTrump amchaza ngayo, ivakala ngathi yintsomi yeFake News Templar.
Ewe, loo mntu ngumntu omele ukujonga kuye, kuba nantoni na ayenzileyo ngam yayixoka - wayefanele ukuba wayeqeshwe ngamaRiphabhlikhi kunye namaDemokhrasi asebenza kunye-nokuba andikholelwa kuba bengasebenzi kunye, Basebenza ngokwahlukeneyo- kwaye abaqeshi mfo mnye- badibanise ntoni? Yabona yonke le nto ziindaba ezingezizo kuba yathi, nokuba ngubani, ubukrelekrele, oko kubizwa ngokuba yingqondi, wathi ungumbutho wamaRiphabhlikhi kunye namaDemokhrasi - awasebenzi kunye, awasebenzi kunye.
Xa ebuzwa ukuba ukuba nguMongameli kungayitshintsha njani indlela asebenza ngayo… ngaba sicinga ukuba yile nto wayeyithetha udliwanondlebe? Kunzima ukuxelela kuba le mpendulo mhlawumbi imibuzo esibhozo eyahlukileyo kwaye isakwazi ukuthi akukho nto.
Uyazi ukuba olu lutshintsho olukhulu kakhulu, ndikhokele ubomi obumnandi kakhulu kwaye ndiyazi ukuba yimpumelelo kwaye ilungile kwaye intle kwaye oku kwahluke kakhulu - kodwa uyazi indlela endikujonga ngayo oko ukuba ungumongameli, uku i-White House eyona ndawo ikhetheke- ulapho ixesha elimiselweyo- ngubani ofuna ukushiya? Njengoko ndimthandile uMongameli u-Obama, ebemhle kakhulu, ewe ebelungile komnye, kodwa mhlawumbi engathandeki ngezinye iindlela- kodwa ngubani ofuna ukushiya iNdlu yeWhite House aye kwenye indawo kwaye angabikho eholideyini ? INdlu yeWhite ikhetheke kakhulu, mkhulu umsebenzi ekufuneka wenziwe, andizukushiya lukhulu- ndithetha ukuba mningi umsebenzi ekufuneka wenziwe- ndizakuba lapho ndisebenza, ndenza oko kufanelekileyo wenza - kodwa ngubani ofuna ukushiya iNdlu eNtshonalanga?
Ngokuqinisekileyo akayazi ukuba yintoni isivumelwano se-Iran… kusenokwenzeka ukuba akazi ukuba isebenza njani imali, nokuba.
Ewe, andifuni ukuthi ndiza kwenza ntoni ngesivumelwano se-Iran. Andifuni nje ukudlala amakhadi. Ndiyathetha, jonga, andinguye owepolitiki, andiphumi ndiye kuthi, 'Ndizakuyenza le nto - ndiza kuyenza -', kufuneka ndiyenze le nto kufuneka ndiyenzile. Kodwa andifuni ukudlala. Ngubani odlala amakhadi apho ubonakalisa wonke umntu isandla phambi kokuba uwadlale? Kodwa andonwabanga sisivumelwano sase-Iran, ndicinga ukuba sesinye sezona zivumelwano zakha zenziwa, ndicinga ukuba sesinye sezona zivumelwano zibukhali endakha ndazibona, enye yezona zithutha, ngokwesivumelwano. Apho unikezela khona-apho unika khona i-150 yezigidi zeerandi kwilizwe, apho unika khona i-1.7 yezigidigidi zemali-ngaba ukhe wabona isigidi seedola kumakhulu amawaka eedola? Kuninzi. Iyonke - ininzi. $ 1.7 yezigidigidi ngemali. Imithwalo yeplane. Of, of-think of it - plane, ezininzi iindiza. Boom. $ 1.7 yezigidigidi. Andiqondi. Ibonisa nje amandla kamongameli - xa umongameli weli lizwe enokugunyaza i-1.7 yezigidigidi zeedola ezinkozo, loo mandla makhulu.
Uya kugcina iakhawunti yakhe yeTwitter kuba kulapho zenzeka khona ezona ndaba. Yhu, bing bing bing-iindaba!
@realDonaldTrump Ndicinga, ndizakuyigcina. . . ke ndinabantu abazizigidi ezingama-46 okwangoku- ininzi, ininzi kakhulu- kodwa izigidi ezingama-46- kubandakanya u-Facebook, u-Twitter kunye no-uyazi, i-Instagram ke xa ucinga ukuba i-46 yezigidi zakho apho, ndingathanda ukuyiyeka nje Yakha kwaye ugcine nje @realDonaldTrump, iyasebenza- kunye ne-tweeting, bendicinga ukuba ndiza kuyenza kancinci, kodwa ndigutyungelwe ngokunganyaniseki ngamajelo eendaba -ngokunganyaniseki-ukuba ndingakhupha i-Twitter- kwaye ayisiyiyo Ngo-140, ngoku kungu-140, 280-ndingaya ukubheja bing kwaye ndiyaqhubeka nokuyibeka kwaye ngokukhawuleza nje ukuba ndiyithumele nge-tweet-ngale ntsasa kumabonwakude, uFox - uDonald Trump, sinendaba - ndibeka khupha into. . .
Phantse-Mongameli, manene nani manenekazi. Bing bing ukubheja.
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