Ewe… inye into endizakuyithetha ngoDonald Trump kukuba undigcina kwizinzwane zam kuba andazi ukuba yintoni le izakwenzeka ngokulandelayo-njengomdla wakhe ngequbuliso nje… usithumela emajukujukwini ngaphandle kokukhathazeka ngayo nantoni na. enye yokubaluleka.
I-GOP ikhuphe i-tweet namhlanje malunga nento esinokuyilindela ngekota yesibini kuDonald Trump. Ungacinga ukuba phakathi kobhubhane wehlabathi kunye noxinzelelo lwezoqoqosho, ezo ziya kuba phezulu kuluhlu lwezinto ezinokuzilungisa. Kunene? Kulungile…
Pres. UTrump ulwela nina! Nazi ezinye zezinto eziphambili kuye kwikota yesi-2:
* Sungula ubukho obuhlala buhleli kwinyanga
* Thumela iMission eyi-Manned 1st kwiMars
* Yakha eyona nkqubo yeZiseko eziBalaseleyo yeHlabathi
* Ukuseka iNethiwekhi ye-Intanethi eNgenaZantya eziPhezulu kuZwelonke-GOP (@GOP) Nge-23 ka-Okthobha ka-2020
Sukuba nexhala, isitofu sokugonya sesinye ISIBINI ESIBINI SOMSI NGOBA NGUBANI OFUNA IVACA, NGOKULUNGILE? Ngapha koko, ndicinga ukuba uDonald Trump ufundile nje Abalindi okanye ubukele ixesha lokuqala le- I-Umbrella Academy wathi, Owu wow, umntu ngokusisigxina esithubeni? Ndiyayithanda loo mbono kwaye ndabaleka nayo-kwaye ewe, kuyacaca ukuba unombono wokuba le yindoda, uthini ngegama elibhalwe ngale ndlela, izikhokelo ze-NASA ziya kugwetywa:
Izikhokelo ze-NASA zithi zi-crewed kwaye azenziwanga pic.twitter.com/P5an2AB0ae
-Bobak Ferdowsi (@tweetsoutloud) Nge-23 ka-Okthobha ka-2020
Ekuqaleni kwale veki, I-NASA yazisa wonke umntu ukuba bazokwenza isibhengezo malunga neNyanga kule veki izayo (ewe, isibhengezo malunga nesibhengezo, ndiyasithanda), esathi bathumela umfazi wokuqala eNyangeni ngo-2024, ngoku ke ezibuza ukuba isibhengezo esisemthethweni ngoMvulo siza kuthi sixelele ukuba uza kuhlala apho ngonaphakade ukuze uDonald Trump akwazi ukuthi, Jonga ndenze lukhulu kubantu basetyhini, ngokungathi umntu makahlale eNyangeni.
Kwakhona kubalulekile ukuba uqaphele ukuba sifumana iGryzzl (iWi-Fi eyintsomi evela kuyo Iipaki noLonwabo Kwesi sicwangciso sitsha se-tweet.
Nantsi into: Ndiyathanda Iipaki noLonwabo , kwaye ekuphela kwendlela endihlala ngayo kwisiqendu sayo ukuba ngaba uLeslie Knope uye waba ngumongameli. Endaweni yoko, sijongana nobubhanxa njengomongameli esithembisa umntu ohlala eNyangeni endaweni yokuba, uyazi, ukubeka phambili i-VACCINE yintsholongwane ebulele phantse abantu abangama-230k kwiinyanga ezisibhozo ezidlulileyo.
Ngapha koko, ukuba uthatha amavolontiya, thumela nje, nceda.
Ukuba uTrump uphumelele unyulo luka-2020 (kwaye nceda uthixo angakuvumeli oko kwenzeke), ndizokukholelwa ngokwenyani ukuba esi sisiphelo seentsuku nokuba kunjalo kwaye ndingazibona ndiphumile ngelixa ndilenga eNyangeni njengoLuther I-Umbrella Academy .
(INetflix)
Ke… ndicinga ukuba ubuncinci ngoku siyazi ukuba izinto eziphambili kuTrump zilele phi? Kwaye baya eNyangeni kwaye bazama ukuya eMars endaweni yokuqala bezama ukunceda amaMelika xa siphakathi kubhubhane wehlabathi. Kodwa ubuncinci uya kuba ngowokuqala ukuzama ukwenza into, akunjalo? Ngenxa yokuba yile nto? Ukuba ngumongameli othe, MASIPHILE NGENYANGA?
(umfanekiso: NBC)
Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!
-UMary Sue unomgaqo-nkqubo ongqongqo ongavumiyo, kodwa ungaphelelanga apho, ukuthukwa kwabantu nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —
